- Love was in the air this week, especially for these gorillas who were doing it missionary. From now on, missionary sex will be referred to as "gorilla style."
- Maybe they should have bought condoms first, like the Golden Girls did. That Zbornak is always prepared!
- Another old broad, Jane Fonda, said cunt on the Today…
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