- Love was in the air this week, especially for these gorillas who were doing it missionary. From now on, missionary sex will be referred to as "gorilla style."
- Maybe they should have bought condoms first, like the Golden Girls did. That Zbornak is always prepared!
- Another old broad, Jane Fonda, said cunt on the Today… »
Back on The Simpsons season four, when Ralph Wiggum was just a dumb loser—before he evolved into the lovable mildly retarded kid we cherish today—he fell in love with Lisa Simpson because she was the only kid with room enough in her bleeding heart to give the reject in the class a Valentine's Day card. "I Choo Choo… »