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    Diablo Cody Claims She Smells Like Cat Litter

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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    12/01/09

    In reply to Diablo Cody Claims She Smells Like Cat Litter
    I got my (almost 30-y.o.) boyf hooked on Phineas and Ferb. He's not completely convinced on Hannah Montana yet (he says he's laughing at ME enjoying it, not because it's funny, when I make him watch it), but he DVRs the SHIT out of Phineas and Ferb.
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    Image of prismatism is Team Bella prismatism is Team Bella
    12/01/09

    In reply to Diablo Cody Claims She Smells Like Cat Litter
    Hey Ashley Tisdale, how can you watch people cleaning your pool (or "doing" it, whatever that means, I don't have a pool so I don't know)?? We have people who come & garden a few times a week at my house, and I can hardly even make toast when they're out there because I feel so awkward messing around with bread in the kitchen while they're out there working. I don't want them to see me and think "look at her, making toast while we spread manure on her grass, what a snob". If I went out there and actually WATCHED them, I think I would evaporate from awkwardness and guilt...

    Unless you're living in a teen movie, and your pool is cleaned by a sexy yet nonthreatening shirtless boy while you lounge nearby and drink something through a colorful twisty straw. That's probably the case, huh?
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    12/01/09

    In reply to Diablo Cody Claims She Smells Like Cat Litter
    Wow. I'm reasonably sure that this Megan Phelps is in the running for Worst Person Ever. Yikes.
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    Image of zebrasocks zebrasocks
    12/01/09

    @BetteD: The whole Phelps clan is coconuts. One thing I have learned living in Kansas is that is a hell of a lot easier to just ignore them. They thrive on all of the negative attention they recieve from the sane members of society.
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    Image of jebash jebash
    12/01/09

    @zebrasocks: Is this horrid person related to Michael Phelps? Or did I miss something?
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    Image of LBB LBB
    12/01/09

    @jebash: No. Fred Phelps. Google is your... I would say "friend", but as you're kind of lucky to have never heard of the Phelpses, perhaps it's not so much :P
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    Image of EsmereldaFitzmonster EsmereldaFitzmonster
    12/01/09

    @jebash: Fred Phelps.
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    12/01/09

    @LBB: Holy mother of god, THAT guy?!? The "God Hates Fags" motherfucker?

    *head explodes in rage*
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    12/01/09

    In reply to Diablo Cody Claims She Smells Like Cat Litter
    Diablo Cody smells like cat litter because she's a feminist, right? And has lots of cats? I hear they flock to feminist women.
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    Image of NoelleBlue NoelleBlue
    08:13 AM

    @Tchotchke: Perhaps it's just that smell that occurs when you haven't worn something in a while, and it's sat in the back of your wooden drawers and it comes out... funky? Cat litter-y?

    Has happened to me!

    Of course, I am a feminist, so perhaps I am attributing it wrong.

    *Sniffs self*
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    12/01/09

    In reply to Diablo Cody Claims She Smells Like Cat Litter
    I really wish Katy Perry would record a song called "Look At Me! I'm Soooo Edgy! Don't You Think I'm Clever? I'm Desperate for Attention! WHY WON'T YOU LIKE ME!?! BUT I'M FILLED WITH WHIMSY!!!!!" and just get it over with.
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    12/01/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Won't happen. Requires self-awareness.
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    Image of Scout Scout
    12/01/09

    In reply to Diablo Cody Claims She Smells Like Cat Litter
    oh, yeah, novel idea Tori - stop trying to sound like you give a crap. ugh
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    Image of plaisible plaisible
    12/01/09

    @Scout: We should give her some credit - Food Inc. was an awesome movie.
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    Image of Scout Scout
    12/01/09

    @plaisible: ok ok but that is ALL i'm giving her.
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    12/01/09

    In reply to Diablo Cody Claims She Smells Like Cat Litter
    True story (not to be read with a full stomach of mexican food either).

    Har Mar (aka Sean) fucked my friend on my old couch some time ago and I walked in on it. I can burn a couch, I cannot, however, burn my eyes. Although it did answer the burning question of what Jay Sherman from The Critic would look like in the flesh and how little liquor it took for my friend to lose reasonable standards at that time.
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    Image of MsKatherineSpeaks MsKatherineSpeaks
    12/01/09

    @TransFat: Another Minneapolite?
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    Image of ArtfulSlinger ArtfulSlinger
    12/01/09

    @TransFat: You from LA. Im friends/acquaintances with Mr. Sean and he's a nice enough dude. And he manages to bed a lady nearly every time I see him. Not me, but I have friends.
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    12/01/09

    @MsKatherineSpeaks: Los Angeles.

    Man that guy was/is skeevy...
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    Image of Meglantine Meglantine
    12/01/09

    @TransFat: OH MY.
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    12/01/09

    @ArtfulSlinger: Nice, yes. No real problems with him as a person, maybe as a persona (though his live shows are pretty wild). But bare buttocksed in my living room riding my couch...gross! I don't care how friendly you are, is that something you want to see coming down your stairs?

    I am certain we run in the same circle now. Just try giving the secret jezebel handshake the next time you see a redhead in echo park (chances are).
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    Image of Lolita Hazed Lolita Hazed
    12/01/09

    In reply to Diablo Cody Claims She Smells Like Cat Litter
    Um... WTF is Katy Perry talking about?
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    Image of pesematology pesematology
    12/01/09

    @Lolita Hazed: White people masturbating or something.
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    Image of Bitingpika Bitingpika
    12/01/09

    @Lolita Hazed: I choose to believe she's talking about knitting. I'm choosing that really hard.
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    12/01/09

    In reply to Diablo Cody Claims She Smells Like Cat Litter
    Aw, I *heart* Michael Ian Black. So much.
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    Image of Cher_Horowitz Cher_Horowitz
    12/01/09

    @MargaretMoony: Me, too! Remember when he offered to fight Tucker Max? That was brilliant.
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    12/01/09

    @Cher_Horowitz: Good times!
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    Image of Cimorene Cimorene
    12/01/09

    @Cher_Horowitz: He offered to fight Tucker Max? Oh god. I love him so much.
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/25/09

    In reply to Lohan Leaks Gosselin Call; John & Gerard Bond Over Womanizing
    Shauna Sand and Chace Crawford?! Now MY mind is blown. Dear sweet lawd...the visuals! The eyebrows! The lucite!

    I think the tabloid press received some sort of shoddy bird-and-bees lectures at some point. They seem to think that talking about someday wanting to have a child causes pregnancy, and that touching one's belly is a symptom thereof. They could definitely benefit from some comprehensive sex-ed.
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    Image of dj_chick dj_chick
    11/24/09

    In reply to Lohan Leaks Gosselin Call; John & Gerard Bond Over Womanizing
    The Taylor Lautner quote makes me think of male cheerleaders ... they always get such crap, but really, they're the ones surrounded by scantily clad girls. If they're getting bullied, it absolutely must be out of jealousy.
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    11/25/09

    @dj_chick: that doesn't make it any easier or any more excusable, though.
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    Image of dj_chick dj_chick
    11/25/09

    @Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: Sorry, I don't think I made my point clear. I wasn't excusing it or saying it was ok ... those of us who aren't in their position know the real deal, and I hope it was implied that the person who might be getting bullied knows, too. I still don't know if I'm getting the words right on this one ...
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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    11/24/09

    In reply to Lohan Leaks Gosselin Call; John & Gerard Bond Over Womanizing
    Dear Pete,

    I'm pretty sure the only person who poisoned you was yourself. Just say no.

    XOXO,
    Le K de K
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/24/09

    In reply to Lohan Leaks Gosselin Call; John & Gerard Bond Over Womanizing
    There are so many things wrong with what Jon Gosselin said. *headdesk*
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    Image of messybessy messybessy
    11/24/09

    In reply to Lohan Leaks Gosselin Call; John & Gerard Bond Over Womanizing
    Alec Baldwin's quote is so much more awesome when you read it in Jack Donaghey's voice.
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    Image of sableized (mawrterdom) sableized (mawrterdom)
    11/24/09

    In reply to Lohan Leaks Gosselin Call; John & Gerard Bond Over Womanizing
    Mr Bernal, what a beautiful simile. I'm going to send that to my dad.
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