• Sandra Bullock's post-Oscar plans:

Today in Tweet Beat, Kelly Osbourne is pissed off at Heat for twisting her words from her recent Us cover, Ice-T's wife's butt looks remarkably similar to breasts, and Heidi Montag just wants some world peace.

Today in Tweet Beat, a pregnant woman ignores her contractions in order to get a signed copy of Lauren Conrad's Sweet Little Lies, Amanda Bynes wants to be a coke head, and Tila Tequila's life is "art."

Today in Tweet Beat, Snooki mentions that the second season of Jersey Shore might be filmed somewhere "tropical," Kim Zolciak finds Debbie Gibson inspirational, and Meghan McCain thinks Glenn Beck is predictable.

Today in Tweet Beat, Solange may have shaved her head, but that's where she stops, and R. Kelly has taken to filming personal messages to followers and we hope he keeps this up.

Today in Tweet Beat, it's fun to watch Rainn Wilson pick on Heidi Montag, Richard Belzer's dog is a shower, and Christian Lisa Whelchel's "Plan B day" isn't really what it sounds like.

Today in Tweet Beat, Spencer Pratt is meditating, Kirstie Alley throws another punch at Joy Behar, and Courtney Love says Frances Bean is doing fine.

Today in Tweet Beat, Perez attempts to post a revealing picture of Jersey Shore's Snooki but fails, Mary Carey is worried about Celebrity Rehab cast member Jeff Conaway, and Audrina Patridge is Tweeting and driving.

Today in Tweet Beat, the Jersey Shore cast is in L.A. and paling around with Lindsay Lohan and Simon Rex, Jill Zarin visits Gawker Media, and, for some reason, Paramount has asked Danielle Staub to host The Lovely Bones premiere.

Today in Tweet Beat, Rainn Wilson is psyched to work with Kathy Bates, Mariah Carey doesn't care if her friends look good in pictures, and Kim Zolciak wants help picking her new vanity plate.

Today in Tweet Beat, ANTM Cycle 1 winner Adrianne Curry compares and contrasts Photoshopped/non-Photoshopped pictures, Snooki is shopping at the mall for a NYE dress, and Yoko Ono is still delightfully weird.

Today in Tweet Beat, Michael Lohan is like school in summer—he's got no class. Also, Denise Richards implies that she'll one day spill the beans about all of Charlie Sheen's bullshit, and Jay Manuel's tan is real.

Today in Tweetbeat: Jessica Simpson makes her feelings about Dolly Parton known, apologies in advance for what Dane Cook said, and Nicole Richie proves yet again that she is both smart and funny.

Today in tweetbeat: Diablo Cody ponders phantom cat odor, Michael Ian Black stands up a hateful Westboro Baptist Church homophobe, and Taylor Swift says she isn't a bit worried about her manager's Nickelback ringtone.

• Is Michael Lohan out of taped conversations with family members? He's leaked a recording in which Jon Gosselin says, "I put my kids out there to every pedophile on the planet and they never got paid for it? It's disgusting."

• In an interview with Entertainment Tonight, a visibly angry Jon Gosselin says Kate Gosselin is trying to prevent him from seeing their twins on their birthday tomorrow but, "She can't tell me what to do... I'm just going to stay."

• People are freaking out because, in new pictures of Miley Cyrus jogging with her boyfriend, you can see her cleavage. She says: "I guess it's just... I'm not allowed to jog any more." Apparently not!

[Santa Monica, CA. February 21. Image via Getty.]

• This weekend while Samantha Ronson was home sick in L.A., Lindsay tried to get closer to her crush, Chace Crawford. She showed up "uninvited and unannounced" at his NYC apartment, but Chace wasn't having it.