In today’s Tweet Beat, DJ Ansolo gives some extremely important advice, Sarah Silverman is a gentleman, and Jax goes to Coachella and if Kara doesn’t find him her coworkers will be VERY upset.

Ingrid Michaelson, the woman behind that amazing "Lady in Spain" song, has just released a new video. It's chock full of male comedians trying to upstage her by playing out every romantic trope from every romantic comedy you've ever seen. But is Michaelson going to let Donald Faison cramp her style? Absolutely not.

In today's Tweet Beat, Kim seems to be enjoying herself, Rainn Wilson is rebranding chicken and valuable life advice from La Toya Jackson.

Rainn Wilson's production company has decided to part ways with Vine star Curtis Lepore on an upcoming project amidst backlash regarding Lepore's rape charges from January.

At 6:25 a.m. Pacific Daylight Time, a magnitude 4.4 earthquake rattled the Los Angeles area. The first thing a lot of Hollywood stars did was post to Twitter.

NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 05: Actors Jason Biggs and Rainn Wilson joke around during the exhibition doubles match against Chris Evert and Monica Seles of the United States of America on Day Eleven of the 2013 US Open at USTA Billie Jean King National Tennis Center on September 5, 2013 in the Flushing neighborhood of…

In this edition of Tweet Beat, Rainn Wilson weighs in on the yoga pants controversy, Aaron Carter hosts his own personal single-bracket March Madness, and Aubrey Plaza crowdsources her feverish quest to see a Jon Hamm dick pic.

Damn. Actor and normally funny person Rainn Wilson tweeted something that's got us feeling kind of sad:

Today in Tweet Beat, some celebrities feel weird that people are partying so hard over someone's death. Other celebrities are making stupid jokes about it.

Today in Tweet Beat, Sarah Palin is making lemonade out of her stupid quotes. Plus, Amy Fisher teams up with another other woman—Michelle "Bombshell" McGee—for X-rated purposes. (Warning: NSFW.)

• Miley Cyrus, age almost-18, had a beer in Spain, where it's okay to be almost-18 and drink beer. But now this dude James E. Copple from the International Institute for Alcohol Awareness is getting all up in her business, scoldin'.

Today in Tweet Beat, Brody Jenner is doing his part to make sure that marijuana is legalized for recreational use in California. Plus, Danielle Staub is still trying to get her own show.

• Sad news for those who were eagerly awaiting our Boob Slings in the mail: JWOWW's clothing line will not go into production, due to a trademark dispute. All customers who pre-ordered Ms. Woww's spangled wares are to be refunded. [Radar]

Today in Tweet Beat, Kelly Cutrone questions the practices of fashion week. Plus, Paris Hilton debuts her press-on nails, and

[Studio City, August 19. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

Today in Tweet Beat, Arsenio Hall feels weird about his friend's daughter's new career path, Kanye is doing less expensive things and Star Jones doesn't suffer fools.

• Though he has struggled with alcoholism in the past, sources claim that Mel Gibson was sober during his recorded rants aimed at his girlfriend, and that he has apparently been sober for quite some time. [TMZ]

Today in Tweet Beat, Spencer Pratt is buying guns, the Playboy Mansion doesn't sound very Playboy-ish anymore, and Paris Hilton has words of wisdom.

Today in Tweet Beat, celebs weigh in on last night's Academy Awards ceremony and the after-parties. Plus, Joan Rivers reviews the gowns, and Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife Beth shows us her nails.