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    In The Tank: Sasha Obama Takes Rahm Emanuel For A Wet 'N Wild Hawaiian Ride
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    06/26/09

    In reply to In The Tank: Sasha Obama Takes Rahm Emanuel For A Wet 'N Wild Hawaiian Ride
    Okay, for Jezzies with the Rahm love, please explain it to me. I don't see the appeal of his looks and I just don't get why he gets all the dirty comments.


    I know he's super smart, but so is Bill Gates so it can't just be that. Is it the power?

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    06/26/09

    @clevernamehere: I can see how his looks don't do anything for you- that kind of thing is totally subjective but trust that the majority of the comments that you read here are def based on the fact that many women find this man incredibly physically attractive/mad sexy looking. The dirty mouth and political power are just kinda an added bonus.
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    06/26/09

    In reply to In The Tank: Sasha Obama Takes Rahm Emanuel For A Wet 'N Wild Hawaiian Ride
    Sanford is so done in this state. Now I never- never would be of the opinion that someone should lose their political position over an affair (I mean I'll laugh at the guy but it doesn't effect how I feel about his job qualifications) but this being a red state of people who fly their family values flag high and proud will not over look him dicking over his family esp on Father's Day weekend. AND it's being reported that he used tax payer money to fund his little trip down Argentina way and that is just a major MAJOR no no. You do not fuck w/ people's ta money dude. Esp when those people are out of work and being denied stimulus money b/c of your conservative principles.
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    06/26/09

    In reply to In The Tank: Sasha Obama Takes Rahm Emanuel For A Wet 'N Wild Hawaiian Ride
    [www.dailykos.com]


    This was my first bit of news this morning, thanks to Twitter. I keep forgetting how many things are Obama's fault, I need to make some sort of spreadsheet. I really didn't think Mark Sanford would fit into it, but Rush Limbaugh knows better.

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    06/26/09

    In reply to In The Tank: Sasha Obama Takes Rahm Emanuel For A Wet 'N Wild Hawaiian Ride
    Okay guys, who is your political hottie freebie? Lotsa people would say Rahm (as would I), but him over President Joe Cool Himself, Barack Obama? Or a three-way with Barack AND Michelle, or perhaps...Valerie Jarrett? Who else? Let's ratchet the perv up a notch up in here, it's Friday!!
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    06/26/09

    @deitybox: Rahm is pretty hard to beat. The very small dominating side of me wants to have my way with Glenn Nye, bless his wee heart. You could probably find me banging a young Thomas Jefferson. And, uh:



    I mean. You know.

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    06/26/09

    @deitybox: Barack, always and forever. But I'd take his "body man", Reggie Love, too. Or both.
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    06/26/09

    In reply to In The Tank: Sasha Obama Takes Rahm Emanuel For A Wet 'N Wild Hawaiian Ride
    "No one on Earth was wondering when Obama was going to issue his unnecessary statement on the death of an entertainer."


    Actually, my father is wondering. I know, I know.

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    06/26/09

    In reply to In The Tank: Sasha Obama Takes Rahm Emanuel For A Wet 'N Wild Hawaiian Ride
    I don't know why but I picture Pareene as really cute.
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    06/26/09

    @bluebears: this Crappy Hour is definitely making my heart thump faster. I got so excited I posted about it in another thread by accident.
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    06/26/09

    @J.D.Regent: thank god I'm not the only one.
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    06/26/09

    @bluebears: i was fantasizing about pareene while everyone else was going on about rahm....but either one will do.
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    06/26/09

    In reply to In The Tank: Sasha Obama Takes Rahm Emanuel For A Wet 'N Wild Hawaiian Ride
    You guys know that I'm not one to defend Michelle Bachmann, but she is completely right in this case. I've seen the White Christian Internment camps that she speaks of and it is awful. There are many white men walking in the hot sun with heavy bags of tiny metal shovels on their backs. Then they had to dig holes in the sand with said shovels. It was terrible! Truly cruel and unusual punishment! Someone should alert Amnesty International.


    Oh wait, no. I'm sorry, I'm thinking of the country club.

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    06/26/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: I know! I saw it on TV last weekend! And they even have to dig in the pouring rain. So sad. Those poor, poor white Christian men.
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    06/26/09

    In reply to In The Tank: Sasha Obama Takes Rahm Emanuel For A Wet 'N Wild Hawaiian Ride
    If Haley Barbour becomes president, someone just put me down like a lame horse. He's been bad enough as my governor. I'm not sure I can take him as president.
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    06/26/09

    @deltabella: I can't even joke about it. I have sued that man far too many times to have to look at his face every day for four years. Please baby Jesus, don't let it!
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    06/26/09

    In reply to In The Tank: Sasha Obama Takes Rahm Emanuel For A Wet 'N Wild Hawaiian Ride
    JEFF GOLDBLUM IS DEAD?!?!?
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    06/26/09

    @anibundel:


    no he isn't. It was a rumor.

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    06/26/09

    @nyc-caribbean-ragazza: (I was joking.)
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    06/26/09

    @anibundel: Not to worry. It was an on-line hoax.
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    06/26/09

    @anibundel: Woops. Sorry. It's too early in the morning for me to decipher internet humor.


    *goes off to get more coffee*

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    06/26/09

    In reply to In The Tank: Sasha Obama Takes Rahm Emanuel For A Wet 'N Wild Hawaiian Ride
    I want to imagine Rahm Emmanuel reading the Sanford emails aloud, intermixed with snark and profanity.
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    06/26/09

    In reply to In The Tank: Sasha Obama Takes Rahm Emanuel For A Wet 'N Wild Hawaiian Ride
    Friday Crappy Hour full of sex jokes, joined by Pareene, and with the added bonus of wet Rahm Emmanuel?


    Nothing could have improved this morning in the same way. Megan, you are officially the shit.

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    06/26/09

    In reply to In The Tank: Sasha Obama Takes Rahm Emanuel For A Wet 'N Wild Hawaiian Ride
    I bet Jenny Sanford could make Rahm Emanuel cry.
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    06/26/09

    @morninggloria: I'm sure that our politics and views on Christianity are very different, but I have to bow down before Jenny Sanford. I don't think that I have ever seen anyone in her position handle it so directly, leaving no doubt how she truly feels and yet with so much class.


    Who would have thought that a Republican governor's wife would throw all that "stand by your man" crap out of the window like she has?

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    06/26/09

    @xay: I probably would not want to hang out with her for the same reasons that you mentioned above-- a completely different worldview and some irreconcilable spiritual/political differences.


    But what a badass. I respect the hell out of her and the way she's handled herself through this.

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    06/26/09

    @morninggloria: Jenny!!! I want to keep Jenny in our cultural reference pile. Maybe she can take over for Mark as governor! She's already got the house and the kids, and she did give us a rundown of her resume in her public statement. Wall St, people!
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    06/26/09

    In reply to In The Tank: Sasha Obama Takes Rahm Emanuel For A Wet 'N Wild Hawaiian Ride
    Blu Cantrell AND Queen in Crappy Hour? This almost makes the last 48 hours palatable. well, not quite, but it certainly made me smile for the first time in days.
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    06/26/09

    @AtomiClash: between Blu Cantrell and Kelis I am totally reliving 2004. Good, good times.
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    06/26/09

    In reply to In The Tank: Sasha Obama Takes Rahm Emanuel For A Wet 'N Wild Hawaiian Ride
    Rahm Emanuel has made me wet for months now; it's too bad that I wasn't there yesterday to return the favor.


    (What is it about him that makes me all pervy? Jeez.)

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    06/26/09

    @morninggloria: because you know he'd say dirty, dirty things during sexy times. And it would be magnificent.
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    06/26/09

    @AtomiClash: I think, because of your comment, I just "got" Rahm Emmanuel's appeal. I'm also warming on my insides.
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    06/26/09

    @AtomiClash: I know! And the idea of Rahm yelling at me would enhance my enjoyment.


    I need to work on not objectifying hot public figures.

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    06/26/09

    @morninggloria: nonsense! if they can't fix all the ills of the world immediately, the least they can do is serve as fodder for the fantasy mill.
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    06/26/09

    @AwkwardTurtle: glad I could open your, uh, eyes to that. heh.
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    06/26/09

    @morninggloria: In my head, he is all pervy. In a very good and very naughty way.
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    06/26/09

    @morninggloria: The hard, flexible ballet-trained body, the big eyes, the thick head of hair, the dirty mouth. The sense that he might possibly rip a motherfucker apart with his bare hands if necessary.


    And all in one tight little package you could fit in your pocket...

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    06/26/09

    @BeckySharper: I'll be in my bunk.


    .....damn.

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    Image of J.D.Regent J.D.Regent
    06/26/09

    @BeckySharper: i have SUCH a thing for shorter men (not necessarily skinny) (and not including Mr. Emmanuel), especially when they are tough too. I like to be eye to eye with a man.
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    06/26/09

    @tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock: ...where are my smelling salts...
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    06/26/09

    In reply to In The Tank: Sasha Obama Takes Rahm Emanuel For A Wet 'N Wild Hawaiian Ride
    I won't be satisfied until you give us pictures AFTER the dunking.
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    06/26/09

    @Penny: Girl, that is post dunking, look how wet he is!
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    06/26/09

    @Megan: Standing up? More wet shorts!!
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