Mitt Romney Gives Zero Fucks About His Fancy Dancing Horse's Olympic…

Mitt Romney's visit to the UK would have been disastrous enough if he'd just shut up after pissing off the British press, the Prime Minister, and the mayor of London. But he had to take it a step farther and go beyond insulting his host country and their Olympic efforts — in an attempt to get people to think he was… » 7/30/12 1:10pm 7/30/12 1:10pm

Mitt Romney's Fancy Horse Is Worth More Than Your Entire Family.…

Rafalca, Mitt Romney's frou frou Olympics-bound dressage horse, nets the family a $77,000 tax credit per year. Since Normals who produce mere human children only get a $1,000 tax credit per child, it therefore stands to reason that Rafalca Romney is worth 77 human children. Certainly more than your entire family. » 6/20/12 6:00pm 6/20/12 6:00pm