Window On The World
[London, September 11. Image via Getty]
Man Accused In Murder Of Neda Soltan • Dude With Woman's Cornea Now Likes Cleaning
• Pro-government militiaman Abbas Kargar Javid has been accused of murdering Neda Soltan, the young woman from Iran who became an international symbol after her death was shown on YouTube. The regime has yet to take action against Javid. •
Esquire Takes On Obama 'Birther' Insanity
"If a majority of our conservative population and much of its elected leadership think that even some of this "birther" stuff is remotely possible, some very dark times may be heading to this country." Truth!
White Pride Pendergrafts Are The New Prussian Blue
Charity and Shelby Pendergraft are two teenage sisters who believe that their music has the power to bring white people together: they're the latest additions to the white supremacist music scene! Fortunately for humanity, they really suck.
Stay Off Of John McCain's Lawn!
As the sun rises on the debate day but sets on John McCain, one is forced to wonder: where are the racists at? And, it turns out they're at McCain-Palin rallies!
Swampland's and I aren't surprised, any more than we're surprised that Dick Morris still sucks hooker's toes, and Todd Palin might be "borrowing" Sarah's…
"I Found Out The Guy I Like Is Racist. Should I Sleep With Him Anyway?"
It's time for another installment of
Pot Psychology, the "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, helps me answer questions about how to not look like a creep, guys who wet the bed, and Corey Haim. Got a burning…
Reader Roundup
Best Comment of the Day, in response to Demi Moore Curiously Absent From SNL"Cougars" Skit: "My mom got called a MILF recently and of course, she was clueless to its meaning and turned to me for an explanation. I couldn't bear to tell her the real meaning (I mean, could you look Claire Huxtable in the eye and say the…
