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Ailatan
11/21/09

In reply to Taylor And Taylor Are Probably Not Getting Married, John Mayer Continues To Have Problems With The Ladies
Did someone mention Pulp??
I knew I like the vampire for a reason
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Miss Puggy (former CrazyRatLady)
11/21/09

@Ailatan: I'm a teenager again!
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Ailatan
11/21/09

@Miss Puggy (former CrazyRatLady): I adore, adore, adore, adore Jarvis Cocker.

#tips
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k122n
11/21/09

@Ailatan: this is the second reference today on jez! yaaaay
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Miss Puggy (former CrazyRatLady)
11/21/09

@Ailatan: Me too. Hearted!

#tips
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Ailatan
11/21/09

@Miss Puggy (former CrazyRatLady): hearted back!
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Hooplehead
11/21/09

In reply to Taylor And Taylor Are Probably Not Getting Married, John Mayer Continues To Have Problems With The Ladies
"The source was last spotted running down the street screaming, "It's true! Now stay away from Bella! You're ruining everything! Team Edwaarrrrddd!" Not really. But maybe?"

Made of win, sprinkled liberally with awesomesauce.
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Kali Mama
11/21/09

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Wasn't it the big deal that Heidi's 4th is a girl? Lou? Seal? Lou-Seal?
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Bunsen Honeydew
11/21/09

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Not to nit-pick, but isn't Heidi and Seal's child, Lou, a girl?
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hortense
11/21/09

@Bunsen Honeydew: Fixed!
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pantsless economist...access RESTORED
11/21/09

In reply to Taylor And Taylor Are Probably Not Getting Married, John Mayer Continues To Have Problems With The Ladies
Back in my smoker days, I used to smoke post-gym too. It was always a very nice cigarette, I remember.
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Hiroine Protagonist
11/21/09

@pantsless: Best one of the day, I agree.
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Sputnik_Sweetheart
11/21/09

In reply to Taylor And Taylor Are Probably Not Getting Married, John Mayer Continues To Have Problems With The Ladies
Why are the tabloids so invested in Taylor squared? They've been dating, for what, a couple of months and they are both still in their teens. They are obviously not about to get married. Give it a rest.
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sara-without-an-h
11/21/09

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: But he'll talk to her daddy and she'll pick out a white dress! It's a love story, Sputnik, just say yes!
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whats_in_a_name
11/21/09

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: Taylor^2: Rise of the reality show wedding.
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curiousgeorgiana
11/21/09

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Every time I hear Robert Pattinson speak, it's like I'm listening to a 10 year old, whining.

I wish I could muster up more sympathy for the guy-- it must be hard being famous overnight, but jeebus. He makes it hard.
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Snowbunny
11/21/09

@curiousgeorgiana: "I want to be a famous actor but now I'm tooo famous. I just wish everything was exactly how I wanted it."
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curiousgeorgiana
11/21/09

@Snowbunny: Nailed it.
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Snowbunny
11/21/09

@curiousgeorgiana: I like to do impressions.

I really have no sympathy for him. I have sympathy for Britney Spears because photographers would surround her car so she couldn't drive and sue her when she ran over their feet, all while having a mental crisis. I have sympathy for stars who's babies have cameras shoved in their strollers. I have no sympathy for people who are having their pictures taken at their movie premiers. None.
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msmoneypenny
11/21/09

@curiousgeorgiana: Note to self RP, don't star in a series of movies based on books that teens go wild for. Unless you want followed like the Monkees.
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limber
11/21/09

@Snowbunny: I do feel warmly towards people who laugh at people who fall into potted plants, though.
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Snowbunny
11/21/09

@limber: My mother once fell in a potted plant.

She seriously did though, we were in Munich and she drank a gallon of beer and fell in a plant. I laughed so hard I almost fainted.
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redqueen
11/21/09

@curiousgeorgiana: I don't know. I've got sympathy for anyone who has people shouting "you're so boring" at them. Seems like a legitimate thing to be irritated by.
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curiousgeorgiana
11/21/09

@redqueen: Like I said, I do have sympathy for him. Just not much. I empathize with the situation he's in.
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madeofawesome
11/21/09

@Snowbunny: In his defense, Twilight wasn't as huge as it is now when he signed on. He didn't really know what he was in for. I feel sympathy for anyone who can't leave his hotel room or has to walk around in disguise because thousands of teenage girls are stalking him. Once he got hit by a car because of them! Given the choice of paparazzi or lovesick teenagers, I'd pick paparazzi.
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Snowbunny
11/21/09

@madeofawesome: It wasn't as monstrously massive, true, but it still had quite a large following. He also did a Harry Potter movie. I love these movies, don't get me wrong, but when you sign on for a franchise popular with teens and pre-teens, certain insanities are expected.
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morninggloria
11/21/09

In reply to Taylor And Taylor Are Probably Not Getting Married, John Mayer Continues To Have Problems With The Ladies
I read the Brad Pitt item as though he were fighting off Asians in the Bermuda triangle. I was confused, and then I read it again. Maybe I should go back to bed.
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whats_in_a_name
11/21/09

@morninggloria: Maybe its some sort of conspiracy theory movie about a lost Japanese super weapon from WWII that has been causing the Bermuda Triangle.
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Tara Incognita
10/21/09

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Darren realizes the foolishness of having publicly supported Roman Polansky. #rachelweisz
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Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
08/03/09

In reply to Lindsay's Elle Shoot "Confusing, Unpredictable"; Chris Brown To Apologize On TV?
Did her job brilliantly? Her job doesn't involve showing up on time or not making dozens of people with lives and other projects rearrange their schedules to suit her mania?
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A Small Turnip
08/03/09

In reply to Lindsay's Elle Shoot "Confusing, Unpredictable"; Chris Brown To Apologize On TV?
It's sort of interesting the way Diane Kruger's claim of unsophistication quietly echoes Kate Beckinsale's comment that she still feels horribly awkward and homely. The cynic in me wants to scoff at the idea that either of them should feel insecure about anything, but oddly enough, I actually think both women are being as honest as they are able.

I think the way people perceive you can sometimes be mind-bogglingly different from the way you perceive yourself. And for women who are in the public eye, this goes double. And there's this strange fucking phenomenon that there are strangers all over the world who have ideas and expectations about who you are and how you should feel about yourself. And none of it actually has any relation to your own sense of identity or self-worth. You're told you're beautiful, stunning, sexy, ravishing, but I imagine it can genuinely ring a little hollow when it's being commodified, and when you know how fucking haggard you look at 6 in the morning. And no matter how widely-travelled and well-educated you are, you'll always know people who seem far more accomplished and sophisticated than you'll ever, ever be. No one ever wins that race.

I dunno. I mean, I know I'm not saying anything radically insightful here, but still. Weird.
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JennaW
08/03/09

@A Small Turnip: And then you know they do all this stuff to your pictures before they print them which means they had to "fix" all the stuff about you they thought was broken. Yeah, that's probably good for the ego, especially if you were an awkward child and have that baggage.
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rednrowdy
08/03/09

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dear delores burke,

people get pregnant in this day and age the same way they got pregnant back when you were in your teens.

i'm not going to comment about your declarations about jude law, either. perhaps now your granddaughter understands the basics about birth control and condom usage, but it's a shame nobody explained it to her years ago.

-rednrowdy
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BlondeGoddess
08/03/09

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I was watching the movie Proof last week and thought: Hope Davis will make an excellent Hillary Clinton if ever they make a movie of her life.

Hey, presto!
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lalaland13
08/03/09

In reply to Lindsay's Elle Shoot "Confusing, Unpredictable"; Chris Brown To Apologize On TV?
VF would likely have gotten letters either way, but I would have loved to see Mad Men get a cover. Blurgh. I mean, we've heard a lot about Michael Jackson (less about Farrah). But I understand why they did it, and will buy the issue for the Mad Men, and probably read at least some of the Farrah-MJ stuff.
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electricbubbles
08/03/09

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I'm almost finished with Julie & Julia now, and I kind of hate it. I mean, it's an interesting story, but she's an incredibly whiny lush - This is SO HARD. I need VODKA. Oh, how do I cook and go to work HUNG OVER. My mom is CRAZY. I'm turning into MY MOM.

I'll see the movie, but I don't think I want to read anything else from her.
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TheFormerJuneBronson
08/03/09

@electricbubbles: I wasn't crazy about it either; I just read it this summer, right after My Life In France, and the contrast was like a slap in the face. I was really bothered by the air of, "OMG, we're just two babies who can't do anything right! I'm so incompetent! Awful apartment! Terrible commutes! Job suckitude!" Just...fucking...don't live in New York if you're going to bitch about it; quit your job, act like a grownup. I hate when women's noisy incompetence is rewarded. The rest of us are really working hard and trying to prove we really are adult and competent, and somehow there's no book-and-movie deal at the end of that. I agree; I'm skipping anything else she writes.
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