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    Death, Taxes, & Daytime Emmys: Reassuringly Tacky!
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    Image of Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole
    08/31/09

    In reply to Death, Taxes, & Daytime Emmys: Reassuringly Tacky!
    Oh, wow. I wish all Good/Bad?Ugly's were as fun as this. I want to go to there!
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    Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole was starred Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole was unstarred
    Image of phnuggle phnuggle
    08/31/09

    In reply to Death, Taxes, & Daytime Emmys: Reassuringly Tacky!

    I understand why you'd skip Stacy Haiduk's ensemble. The elegance kind of overwhelms everyone else.
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    08/31/09


    @phnuggle: (the taxidermied cat is in fact a purse - a PURSE, people! not a desperate bid for attention. OKAY?)
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    Image of ahpooks ahpooks
    08/31/09

    @phnuggle: Oh god, I know why she did this... my love for Y&R I picked up in college will never die. She plays a crazy woman who treated her taxidermied cat like it was still alive. Then it got eaten by a dog, then she killed the dog. I didn't realize she was into method acting, though.
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    BabyJane promoted this comment ahpooks was starred ahpooks was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    08/31/09

    @phnuggle: I'm speechless.
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    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    08/31/09

    In reply to Death, Taxes, & Daytime Emmys: Reassuringly Tacky!
    It's like a magical toybox of happiness!

    Sandra Lee could have gone much more Barbie and still been okay. She's essentially Holly Housewife Barbie but who's been marinated in booze spiked with valium...who can cook...
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    Snowbunny was starred Snowbunny was unstarred
    Image of LaMorena LaMorena
    08/31/09

    In reply to Death, Taxes, & Daytime Emmys: Reassuringly Tacky!
    Jennie Garth's look: I DIE.

    With her haircut she looks a lot like Christina Applegate. Two 90's teen icons who have transitioned VERY well!!
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    Image of Skellatrix Skellatrix
    08/31/09

    In reply to Death, Taxes, & Daytime Emmys: Reassuringly Tacky!
    Alright, it seems a few "designers" got their hands on 8-year-old Skellatrix's sketchbooks.
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    Skellatrix was starred Skellatrix was unstarred
    Image of Yahtzii Yahtzii
    08/31/09

    In reply to Death, Taxes, & Daytime Emmys: Reassuringly Tacky!
    Evidently, Sandra Lee has been taking Semi-Homemade to the tanning level. I think whatever she used to get that glow was made out of pre-grated carrots and Tang.
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    Yahtzii was starred Yahtzii was unstarred
    Image of DramaClub DramaClub
    08/31/09

    @Yahtzii: No doubt. She is verging on the Oompa-Loompa.
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    Yahtzii promoted this comment DramaClub was starred DramaClub was unstarred
    Image of Yahtzii Yahtzii
    08/31/09

    @DramaClub: Verging? I expect her to break out singing about spoiled, selfish children any minute now.
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    Edited by Yahtzii at 08/31/09 11:10 AM Yahtzii was starred Yahtzii was unstarred
    Image of ElleL ElleL
    08/31/09

    In reply to Death, Taxes, & Daytime Emmys: Reassuringly Tacky!
    I really like THE Wendy Williams' dress! Great color and shape.

    Ty Ty looks great, too.

    I imagine the Daytime Emmys to be Toddlers in Tiara's: the Future!
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    ElleL was starred ElleL was unstarred
    Image of dreamweave dreamweave
    08/31/09

    In reply to Death, Taxes, & Daytime Emmys: Reassuringly Tacky!
    I am alarmed by the young lady who appears to be wearing biker shorts to a formal event.
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    dreamweave was starred dreamweave was unstarred
    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    08/31/09

    @dreamweave: Bike shorts are okay when the rest of your get-up appears to be "Slutty Pilgrim."
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    LaComtesse was starred LaComtesse was unstarred
    Image of badmutha badmutha
    08/31/09

    @LaComtesse: I am so going to be a slutty Pilgrim for Halloween, and then again at Thanksgiving.
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    08/31/09

    In reply to Death, Taxes, & Daytime Emmys: Reassuringly Tacky!
    Sooo is "giant rosette affixed right over my boobs" the new "rouching to emphasize my chest" or is it the new "modesty panel so you can't catch an eyeful?"
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    Zombie Ms. Skittles was starred Zombie Ms. Skittles was unstarred
    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    08/31/09

    In reply to Death, Taxes, & Daytime Emmys: Reassuringly Tacky!
    Ooh, I love an excuse to post this! Thanks Brenda Dickson!
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    Image of SouthernSatine SouthernSatine
    08/31/09

    @stacyinbean: Wow. I still can't breath from "I'm a pirate!"
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    08/31/09

    @stacyinbean: I quote this DAILY. I shit you not. AMAZING.
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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    08/31/09

    @LaComtesse: I say, "Look at how big my vagine looks" way more than is seemly of a lady my age!
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    08/31/09

    @stacyinbean: "Vagine," "If you find you ever have too much of anything in your mouth just spit it out; God knows I do," "See all the good I do," and "I never met a carrot I don't like... except THIS ONE!"

    Daily.

    My husband is a saint.
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    LaComtesse was starred LaComtesse was unstarred
    Image of Ruby_de_la_Booby Ruby_de_la_Booby
    08/31/09

    @stacyinbean: Why have I never seen this before??!!! Amazing.
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    stacyinbean promoted this comment Ruby_de_la_Booby was starred Ruby_de_la_Booby was unstarred
    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    08/31/09

    @Ruby_de_la_Booby: Go searching on YouTube, there are a bunch of different parts to it. It is truly, truly miraculous.
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    Image of quellefromage quellefromage
    08/31/09

    @stacyinbean: 'Fuzzy mimosa' is also one of my favorite terms when referring to one's 'vagine'. I try to incorporate into at LEAST one conversation per day.
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    stacyinbean promoted this comment quellefromage was starred quellefromage was unstarred
    Image of AnanasNeParlentPas AnanasNeParlentPas
    08/31/09

    In reply to Death, Taxes, & Daytime Emmys: Reassuringly Tacky!
    Tyra looks pretty, simple, and chic?? I am so confused.
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    Zombie Ms. Skittles promoted this comment AnanasNeParlentPas was starred AnanasNeParlentPas was unstarred
    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    08/31/09

    @AnanasNeParlentPas: Yeah, me too. Come on Tyty, you've gotta step up your game! These soap girls are outstaging you! It's time for Tyra to SHINE~!
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    Zombie Ms. Skittles was starred Zombie Ms. Skittles was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    08/31/09

    In reply to Death, Taxes, & Daytime Emmys: Reassuringly Tacky!
    With a few exceptions: MY EYYEEEESS!
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    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins
    08/31/09

    In reply to Death, Taxes, & Daytime Emmys: Reassuringly Tacky!
    I guess "cocktail time" started a wee bit early for Sandra Lee. I'm not sure what else could explain the bronzer overload...
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    KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins was starred KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins was unstarred
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