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the chosen ones
Maxim, Entertainment Weekly Agree: Jews, Blacks, Asians Not So "Sexy"
Collagen-and-silicone championing Maxim magazine has just named the world's five unsexiest women alive and according to the boy-mag brain trusts, the two most unfortunate looking ladies around are Sarah Jessica Parker and Amy Winehouse. Aside from shockingly-low BMIs, what do these women have in common? That's right, pronounced noses and Jewish heritage! (Although Parker is only a four-candler.) But Maxim isn't the only mass-market magazine with seemingly anti-ethnic standards of beauty: Entertainment Weekly just released its list of Ultimate Female Hotties and there's nary a chosen person to be seen (save bleach-blond halfsie Scarlett Johansson ). Not only that, but the magazine's list doesn't feature a single black or Asian woman. More »
hookers, victims & doormats*
Rachel Weisz's Lovely Bones
*Inspired by Shirley MacLaine's assertion that the best parts for actresses fall into one of the above categories
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