The Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Divorce Has Now Gone on 8,000 Times Longer than Their Actual Marriage

Seriously. Check the math. (DON'T CHECK THE MATH.) Unfortunately, it is also 8,000,000,000 times more boring than their actual marriage—which was, statistically, the most boring human activity in recorded memory. Anyhoo, Kim Kardashian is still trying to get the divorce finalized, but Kris Humphries refuses to… »11/28/12 8:10pm

Katy Perry Offers Robert Pattinson Refuge In Her Cupcake Décolletage

The plot thickens: pastry-breasted recent divorceé Katy Perry has invited her friend Robert Pattinson, cuckold, to "take a break" with her. A source says, "Katy has been a rock for ­Rob. She has reassured him she is very much there for him just as he was for her when she split from Russell." Reportedly Kristen Stewart »7/28/12 11:30am

Madonna Tastelessly Waves Guns Around Onstage Post-Aurora Shooting

In her continued (and, if you ask me, unnecessary) bid for relevancy, Madonna most recently pissed off Mothers Against Guns during her MDNA tour. They objected when Madge waved around some (fake) firearms onstage during a concert in Murrayfield, Scotland not 48 hours after the Colorado Dark Knight Rises shooting, also… »7/23/12 9:00am

James Franco Stands Around Looking Confused in the Trippy Trailer for Oz The Great and Powerful

L. Frank Baum wrote over a dozen books about Oz, including The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, which became a musical film starring Judy Garland. But Oz The Great and Powerful, directed by Sam Raimi and starring James Franco, is a horse of a different color. No Munchkins, no tin man, no Lullaby League. This trailer — which… »7/13/12 11:45am

Andy Samberg Ambles Jovially Off Saturday Night Live To Rubber-Face Proudly Into The Future

After a seven year stint on Saturday Night Live, his main contribution being the Interwebizing of the archaic, yet occasionally (rarely) still legit great sketch comedy mainstay, professional silly person and Digital Shorts pioneer Andy Samberg is leaving for greener pastures, spurred by Kristen Wiig's recent… »6/02/12 11:30am

Kate Winslet, Rachel Weisz, and Emma Thompson Form Anti-Plastic Surgery Alliance

Kate Winslet, Rachel Weisz and Emma Thompson are now the members of a very special club. The three actors co-founded the British Anti-Cosmetic Surgery League, an organization mainly dedicated to them not getting any plastic surgery (that goal achieved, we imagine the AGM is mainly taken up by drinking, drawing Sharpie… »8/17/11 1:00pm

Justin Timberlake Decides Being Single Sucks, Starts Seeing Jessica Biel Again

Justin Timberlake is bringing sexy back, and by sexy, we mean Jessica Biel. Bring it on in to Redo-ville. The two are "quietly seeing each other again," according to a source. They've decided to give it another shot, and "Justin realized single life is not what it's cracked up to be." Maybe he had hot sweaty… »7/06/11 9:00am