Nary a day goes by when TMZ doesn't say something absurd and offensive, but today the site went too far even for its own commenters when it picked through the baby registry of Rachel Uchitel, who just announced she's pregnant. The teenage boys who run the site found the items she requested outrageously expensive, such… Discuss… 12/28/11 10:24pm 12/28/11 10:24pm

Rachel Uchitel's latest incarnation, after Tiger Woods mistress and brief Celebrity Rehab star: private detective. She tells the NY Post she will not be tracking down cheating husbands, but rather, "I want to solve cases for the underdog, for people who don't have a voice." Also, she might call her firm Puma PI — "because … Discuss… 3/21/11 10:50am 3/21/11 10:50am

A lot happened in 2010: earthquakes, oil spills, DADT. Yet, to some, this was "the year of the mistress." Read… 12/30/10 4:50pm 12/30/10 4:50pm

• When Hello asked about Isabella and Connor, the two children Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise adopted, she said, "I'd love them to live with us, but what can you do?"
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Apparently the photographer was trying to get shots of Julia and her kids. And that does not fly. You're liable to hear things like "You get the f*ck out of my face.. do you understand me?" For instance. Read… 12/09/10 7:00pm 12/09/10 7:00pm

• Though Heidi Klum won't be part of this year's Victoria's Secret fashion show, the event will feature Katy Perry, Akon, and Adriana Lima in a $2 million diamond, sapphire and topaz bra.
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• At the Betty Ford Center, LiLo's also getting treatment for her Twitter addiction. Cutting her off from technology "allows her to concentrate on herself," says a source. [Page Six]
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• A court hearing has been scheduled for tomorrow morning to determine whether or not Lindsay Lohan can leave rehab two months early, but sources say she's already signed discharge papers and will sneak out today to avoid a media frenzy.
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• Spencer Pratt has contacted Vivid Entertainment about selling a sex tape featuring himself and Heidi Montag, which he says, "makes Kim Kardashian look like an amateur."
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• Deryck Whibley of the band Sum 41, who some of you might recognize as Avril Lavigne's ex-husband, was attacked last night in Japan, according to his band mates:
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• Michael Jackson's longtime dermatologist/friend Dr. Arnie Klein has been appointed to a position at the FDA. Now the man who advised MJ on what he should put in his face will help determine how injectables are used nation-wide.
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• Zac Efron and his fellow High School Musical star Corbin Bleu dropped roughly $2,000 "on lap dancers and vodka" a strip club in New York and stayed there until 3 A.M.; Efron's new film premiered the next day. [PageSix]
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• Paris Hilton is allegedly making the Nazi salute while wearing a military-style hat in a picture taken on a yacht in St. Tropez. She insists she's just dancing and scratching her nose.
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• Lindsay Lohan has already found a pharmacist willing to fill her prescriptions — which include Adderall and Ambien — while she is incarcerated. Michael Lohan, and some mysterious "friends" say it's the prescription drugs that caused all Lindsay's problems. [TMZ]
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• Today the official Celebrity Rehab cast was announced, and it includes alleged Tiger Woods' mistress Rachel Uchitel. Sources say she's "addicted to love" ... and only agreed to do the show because she has a crush on Dr. Drew.
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• This morning, Radar posted a photo which was purportedly taken hours after Mel Gibson punched Oksana Grigorieva in the mouth. However, her dentist says the photo has been doctored, casting doubt onto her abuse claims.
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• Uh-oh! Alicia Keys fell while performing on stage.
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• Catherine Zeta-Jones says she is not "aesthetically beautiful" because she has flaws. Sigh. [Telegraph]
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• Uh-oh: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart had a huge fight on the set of Twilight: Eclipse.
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• Those who reported Lindsay Lohan's mom was in L.A. to make sure she showed up for her deposition today clearly don't know Dina Lohan. Mom and daughter partied until 2 a.m., and Lindsay was 22 minutes late to court.
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• Nicole Kidman and Jennifer Aniston are filming Just Go With It together in Maui, and acting like "absolute best friends," according to a source.
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• "Simon has that naughty look in his eye. He isn't my type, but he is so charismatic and charming and the ladies go for the whole power thing. I know a lot of celebs have crushes on him."-Rihanna [TheSun]
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