On the most recent episode of her show The Millionaire Matchmaker, Patti Stanger helped music manager Steve Lobel find love. Steve Lobel works with Bone Thugs-N-Harmony. You know what happened next.

Nary a day goes by when TMZ doesn't say something absurd and offensive, but today the site went too far even for its own commenters when it picked through the baby registry of Rachel Uchitel, who just announced she's pregnant. The teenage boys who run the site found the items she requested outrageously expensive, such…

A lot happened in 2010: earthquakes, oil spills, DADT. Yet, to some, this was "the year of the mistress."

• When Hello asked about Isabella and Connor, the two children Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise adopted, she said, "I'd love them to live with us, but what can you do?"

Apparently the photographer was trying to get shots of Julia and her kids. And that does not fly. You're liable to hear things like "You get the f*ck out of my face.. do you understand me?" For instance.

Rachel Uchitel, perhaps the best-known of the Tiger Woods coterie, and (she would say) perennially misunderstood, has also said she suffers from love addiction. (That's in addition to the Xanax and uppers habit that put her in Celebrity Rehab.)

Tiger Woods's (alleged) mistress Rachel Uchitel is speaking out — about her "love addiction," her plan to become a private detective, and how much hotter she is than Tiger's other paramours.

• Though Heidi Klum won't be part of this year's Victoria's Secret fashion show, the event will feature Katy Perry, Akon, and Adriana Lima in a $2 million diamond, sapphire and topaz bra.

• At the Betty Ford Center, LiLo's also getting treatment for her Twitter addiction. Cutting her off from technology "allows her to concentrate on herself," says a source. [Page Six]

• A court hearing has been scheduled for tomorrow morning to determine whether or not Lindsay Lohan can leave rehab two months early, but sources say she's already signed discharge papers and will sneak out today to avoid a media frenzy.

• Spencer Pratt has contacted Vivid Entertainment about selling a sex tape featuring himself and Heidi Montag, which he says, "makes Kim Kardashian look like an amateur."

• Deryck Whibley of the band Sum 41, who some of you might recognize as Avril Lavigne's ex-husband, was attacked last night in Japan, according to his band mates:

• Michael Jackson's longtime dermatologist/friend Dr. Arnie Klein has been appointed to a position at the FDA. Now the man who advised MJ on what he should put in his face will help determine how injectables are used nation-wide.

• Zac Efron and his fellow High School Musical star Corbin Bleu dropped roughly $2,000 "on lap dancers and vodka" a strip club in New York and stayed there until 3 A.M.; Efron's new film premiered the next day. [PageSix]

• Paris Hilton is allegedly making the Nazi salute while wearing a military-style hat in a picture taken on a yacht in St. Tropez. She insists she's just dancing and scratching her nose.

• Lindsay Lohan has already found a pharmacist willing to fill her prescriptions — which include Adderall and Ambien — while she is incarcerated. Michael Lohan, and some mysterious "friends" say it's the prescription drugs that caused all Lindsay's problems. [TMZ]

• Today the official Celebrity Rehab cast was announced, and it includes alleged Tiger Woods' mistress Rachel Uchitel. Sources say she's "addicted to love" ... and only agreed to do the show because she has a crush on Dr. Drew.

• This morning, Radar posted a photo which was purportedly taken hours after Mel Gibson punched Oksana Grigorieva in the mouth. However, her dentist says the photo has been doctored, casting doubt onto her abuse claims.

• Radar has released another section of the Mel Gibson tape in which Oksana Grigorieva asks him why he hit her in the face while she was holding their baby. He replies, "You fucking deserved it."