The movie I'd like to see less than any movie in the world, the loathsome-looking Couple's Retreat, premiered last night at Mann's Village Theatre. The clothes - and the company - were far better than the film deserved. (Really, Helen?)

More Proof That The Japanese Do Everything Better

Anna Holmes

5/29/07 10:45am

During last night's Miss Universe pageant in Mexico City, Miss USA Rachel Smith took a bit of a tumble during the evening-gown portion competition. The mostly Mexican crowd booed her, and Miss Japan Riyo Mori went on to win the whole enchilada. (Get it? Mexico? Enchilada? Yeah, we don't even amuse ourselves anymore.)

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More Proof That The Japanese Do Everything Better

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