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    Image of Twerpsichore Twerpsichore
    11/24/09

    In reply to Timbaland Drops Chris Brown; Paula Deen Hit In The Face With Ham
    I don't believe for one second that Martha said or wrote "would of never of."
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    JerkoftheMonth promoted this comment Twerpsichore was starred Twerpsichore was unstarred
    Image of LucilleMcGillicuddy LucilleMcGillicuddy
    11/23/09

    In reply to Timbaland Drops Chris Brown; Paula Deen Hit In The Face With Ham
    Jesus, Tori never had a chance with that fucking bitch as her mother.
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11/23/09

    In reply to Timbaland Drops Chris Brown; Paula Deen Hit In The Face With Ham
    Oh my god! Who would do that to Paula?!? What the fuck is wrong with people?! I mean, a ham to Perez Hilton's face is one thing (and has probably happened before), but Paula? She seems like such a great, jolly woman.
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    Image of itsonreserve itsonreserve
    11/23/09

    @Tchotchke: Actually, I saw it on the news, and it seemed like the event was throwing hams at people and she just got in the way. I don't know why they weren't giving away turkeys, but they're pretty hard to throw.
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    Tchotchke promoted this comment itsonreserve was starred itsonreserve was unstarred
    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11/23/09

    @itsonreserve: Oh, good, I'm glad that it wasn't intentional. Paula seems to cheery and fun, that the idea that someone would want to spoil that saddens me immensely.
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    Image of sarasasa sarasasa
    11/23/09

    @itsonreserve: Why hams?
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    Snowbunny promoted this comment sarasasa was starred sarasasa was unstarred
    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    11/24/09

    @sarasasa: She's the spokesperson for Smithfield pork products
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    Snowbunny was starred Snowbunny was unstarred
    Image of Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole
    11/24/09

    @Tchotchke: I saw the video on Gawker. It was an accident. They were doing some sort of game where they passed a ham in a circle.
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    Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole was starred Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole was unstarred
    Image of Eric Northman is mine Eric Northman is mine
    11/23/09

    In reply to Timbaland Drops Chris Brown; Paula Deen Hit In The Face With Ham
    Wow for a second I thought that said "Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson spent the weekend fucking in New York."
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/23/09

    @Eric Northman is mine: Works.
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    curiousgeorgiana was starred curiousgeorgiana was unstarred
    Image of TryScience TryScience
    11/23/09

    @Eric Northman is mine: That's a little too honest, don't you think?
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    Eric Northman is mine promoted this comment TryScience was starred TryScience was unstarred
    Image of SheelaNaGig SheelaNaGig
    11/23/09

    In reply to Timbaland Drops Chris Brown; Paula Deen Hit In The Face With Ham

    Not sure if this comes out large enough to read, but when I saw this sign Saturday, I took as a sign of the apocalypse. A book is more than they deserve...please no babies.
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    GirlFailer promoted this comment SheelaNaGig was starred SheelaNaGig was unstarred
    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    11/23/09

    @SheelaNaGig: At first I thought this was on a bus stop, and I thought that was most appropriate. But, alas, it's not. Also, they think there will be a line? How amusing.
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    Image of SheelaNaGig SheelaNaGig
    11/23/09

    @I, Zombie Normal: By way of explanation, this was taken at The Grove in LA, which has a 3 story B&N that has tons of book signings with major authors and celebrities (I think Kathy Griffin is there tonight).

    Usually the line is set up in the store throughout the 3 stories. The sign was about 200 yards from B&N and around a corner, which makes me think they expected a line so long it wouldn't fit in the giant store. No one was there when I took this, although I'm not sure when the signing took place. I'm hoping no one showed, but I'm sure someone did.

    #tips
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    SheelaNaGig was starred SheelaNaGig was unstarred
    Image of LatestBy LatestBy
    11/23/09

    In reply to Timbaland Drops Chris Brown; Paula Deen Hit In The Face With Ham
    Y'all should come see my new band: Paula Deen and the Ham Smacks.
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    Image of PrincesseTamTam PrincesseTamTam
    11/23/09

    In reply to Timbaland Drops Chris Brown; Paula Deen Hit In The Face With Ham
    Call me crazy, but I believe J-Lo when she said her "trip" was intentional - it totally looked like part of the choreography. When she walked off the stage she was pissed about something, I just don't know what...maybe she was pissed about how stupid the song was...
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    WashingMyHair promoted this comment PrincesseTamTam was starred PrincesseTamTam was unstarred
    Image of SWGM SWGM
    11/23/09

    In reply to Timbaland Drops Chris Brown; Paula Deen Hit In The Face With Ham
    Anyone else not sure what to feel about Adam Lambert's performance? I liked it, I'm not going to lie, but is equal-opportunity exploitation any better? Especially the kiss; apparently that was not choreographed. So he basically sexually assaulted that guitarist on stage?

    I don't know, I'm just bugged by the whole thing. Am I alone?
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    Sputnik_Sweetheart promoted this comment SWGM was starred SWGM was unstarred
    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/23/09

    @SWGM: I hated the part when he grabbed one of his female dancers by the leg and dragged her across the stage. And if the kiss was not planned, then that's not ok. However, I felt the same way about the rest of the performance as I feel about any other "sexy" performance: meh. To quote Mike Nelson, "now it's just vaguely sexual wallpaper."
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    Image of DarcyMcCarbomb DarcyMcCarbomb
    11/23/09

    @SWGM: A man portraying a sex object has a totally different history and will provoke a different reaction, so incorporating that actually did seem better to me than having just a naked woman writhing around. That way it's not anti-woman, it's just pro-horniness.

    As for the kiss, that seems pretty common now: I know Gerard Way and Frank Iero of My Chemical Romance would often kiss while performing. It's sort of an emo boy thing.
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    GirlFailer promoted this comment DarcyMcCarbomb was starred DarcyMcCarbomb was unstarred
    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    11/23/09

    In reply to Timbaland Drops Chris Brown; Paula Deen Hit In The Face With Ham
    So when he said Paula was "icing" her face, I immediately thought that mean she was applying icing to her face and I said "That's my girl!"
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    Snowbunny was starred Snowbunny was unstarred
    Image of Casquivana Casquivana
    11/23/09

    In reply to Timbaland Drops Chris Brown; Paula Deen Hit In The Face With Ham
    It's OK, Jennifer Lopez, I've used that excuse before: "what? nooooo. What accident? It was totally planned! I wanted to draw that dude's attention and I decided that flying across the room after purportedly slipping with that lemon peel was a good way for him to show his chivalrous side. Now I know his name! See? It was all planned in advance. The bruise? It's noooothing, I had it already."
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    Ailatan promoted this comment Edited by Casquivana at 11/23/09 7:58 PM Casquivana was starred Casquivana was unstarred
    Image of whats_in_a_name whats_in_a_name
    11/23/09

    In reply to Timbaland Drops Chris Brown; Paula Deen Hit In The Face With Ham
    Spencer, I'm not married or anything so I could be wrong, but I always thought the easiest way to tell if your wife was pregnant was to ask her.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/23/09

    In reply to Timbaland Drops Chris Brown; Paula Deen Hit In The Face With Ham
    I am really irritated by some of the things I've heard about Adam Lambert's performance-- a lot of "I really liked him on American Idol, but this was.... so over the top." I kinda wish they would just come out and say, "Gay men kiss other men? I just thought they just sang show tunes and gave fashion tips."
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    11/23/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: I didn't even think it was that bad. It was less sexual than Britney's in her heydey. Yeah he was sorta off key, but he ran around and humped heads, and made out with people. I liked it. How many cringe-worthy musical performances have we seen over the years? His hardly tops my list.
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    GirlFailer was starred GirlFailer was unstarred
    Image of SheelaNaGig SheelaNaGig
    11/23/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: It seemed like maybe he was trying a little hard to be controversial, but I'm not mad at him. If attention/publicity was his goal, mission accomplished.
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    GirlFailer promoted this comment SheelaNaGig was starred SheelaNaGig was unstarred
    Image of DarcyMcCarbomb DarcyMcCarbomb
    11/23/09

    @GirlFailer: Exactly. People are only up in arms because he's a dude; if any female performer had leash-slapped dudes and simulated sex on another woman, people would be anywhere between bored and horny. Oh wait, that's happened like 8 TRILLION TIMES.
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    GirlFailer promoted this comment DarcyMcCarbomb was starred DarcyMcCarbomb was unstarred
    Image of Triana Orpheus Triana Orpheus
    11/23/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: I don't think it was that men kiss other men (admittedly, in some people's minds, it might be). Madonna kissed Britney, she did not shove her face in her crotch. She did not simulate fingering her back up dancer on a network. He went too far to be on ABC.
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    Image of DarcyMcCarbomb DarcyMcCarbomb
    11/23/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: He can BE gay, he just can't ACT on it. -_-
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    GirlFailer promoted this comment DarcyMcCarbomb was starred DarcyMcCarbomb was unstarred
    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    11/23/09

    @DarcyMcCarbomb: It's because he's gay. Plain and simple. Britney pretended to be bent over by a dude on national telelvision... How many times now? So, a gay guy pretends to receive oral sex, and make out with another guy on national TV... OUTRAGE!!

    #tips
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    GirlFailer was starred GirlFailer was unstarred
    Image of EndangeredRed EndangeredRed
    11/23/09

    @GirlFailer: Gosh, the only thing about it that bothered me is how flat he was the whole time because I KNOW that boy can sing.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/23/09

    @DarcyMcCarbomb: Outside of media that is specifically targeted towards the gay community, gay men are often portrayed as asexual sidekicks. It was really refreshing to see a gay man so openly embrace his sexuality (even if I found the performance itself to be meh, as I stated above).
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    Image of ccivar ccivar
    11/23/09

    In reply to Timbaland Drops Chris Brown; Paula Deen Hit In The Face With Ham
    Was I the only person who read Paula Deen "icing her face" as her actually ICING her face like frosting a cake??? I didn't even bat an eye, I just thought "Oh, typical Paula."
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    Tippi Hedren promoted this comment ccivar was starred ccivar was unstarred
    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    11/23/09

    @ccivar: With a rich buttercream frosting, y'all!
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    Tippi Hedren was starred Tippi Hedren was unstarred
    Image of sweet_communist sweet_communist
    11/23/09

    @ccivar: Smearing icing on her face with a dreamy, faraway look in her eyes. This is what Paula does in her Private Moments.
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    Hana Maru promoted this comment sweet_communist was starred sweet_communist was unstarred
    Image of Jenloveshercurves Jenloveshercurves
    11/23/09

    In reply to Timbaland Drops Chris Brown; Paula Deen Hit In The Face With Ham
    Okay, whew, so, Paula Deen was not purposely hit in the face with a ham. She just didn't know the ham was coming and accidentally got in hit in the face with a ham, which in her line of work, honestly, I'm surprised hasn't happened before. I thought that someone actually threw a ham at her as a form of protest which would have made me really, really mad. You see, Paula Deen is exactly like my mother, southern accent, big personality, big jewels, big hair, always made up, a love of cooking with butter/pork, loads of open displays of affection for her children/everyone she is around, flirtatious and a big drinker. If someone hit my momma in the face with a ham, I would be pissed. Real pissed.
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    Image of missing_piece missing_piece
    11/23/09

    @Jenloveshercurves: Oh, is that what it says in the article? I guess I should click the link before getting all pissed at an anonymous ham tosser. I have such fondness for Paula - I just want to go work with her. I'll scrub pots and pans, I don't care, as long as I'm there.
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    Jenloveshercurves promoted this comment missing_piece was starred missing_piece was unstarred
    Image of Jenloveshercurves Jenloveshercurves
    11/23/09

    @missing_piece: Yeah, she was giving away Smithfield hams for a charity event and they were throwing the hams to be given to families and she was caught in the middle of a big ham toss.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    11/23/09

    @Jenloveshercurves: I love her, too. I'm actually working on a novel right now and I realized half-way through the planning stage that the mental picture I had for one of the characters was Paula Deen, so now my affection is even stronger.
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    Image of missing_piece missing_piece
    11/23/09

    @Jenloveshercurves: Ok, that makes me feel better. I can even laugh about it a little, being that I can relate to getting completely random injuries.
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    Edited by missing_piece at 11/23/09 8:02 PM missing_piece was starred missing_piece was unstarred
    Image of AgainWithFeeling AgainWithFeeling
    11/23/09

    @Jenloveshercurves: I'm glad to hear it was accidental too, because when I thought someone had deliberately winged a ham at her, I suspected my health-freak flax-cooking mother.
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    Jenloveshercurves promoted this comment AgainWithFeeling was starred AgainWithFeeling was unstarred
    Image of girlarchaeologist girlarchaeologist
    11/23/09

    @Jenloveshercurves: she was caught in the middle of a big ham toss
    And hasn't that happened to everyone at least once?
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    Jenloveshercurves promoted this comment girlarchaeologist was starred girlarchaeologist was unstarred
    Image of Jenloveshercurves Jenloveshercurves
    11/23/09

    @girlarchaeologist:
    I know, I love throwing pork products as much as anyone else.
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    Image of fattylumpkin fattylumpkin
    11/23/09

    @Jenloveshercurves: Thank you all. This visual made me laugh til tears came to my eyes.
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    Jenloveshercurves promoted this comment fattylumpkin was starred fattylumpkin was unstarred
    Image of Jenloveshercurves Jenloveshercurves
    11/23/09

    @fattylumpkin: We try to please hear at Jezebel
    @sweet_communist: And delicious!
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    Image of Jenloveshercurves Jenloveshercurves
    11/23/09

    @AgainWithFeeling: I feel for you. I'm very happy that my mother is the stick of butter cook as opposed to the health freak and my heart is happy that see her only a few times a year.
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    Image of Red-headed bookworm Red-headed bookworm
    11/24/09

    @Jenloveshercurves: Yeah, and she's all okay and jokey about it anyway. I...I follow her on Twitter and she posted a link to it yesterday. She kind of reminds me of my grandma.
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    Image of girlarchaeologist girlarchaeologist
    11/25/09

    @Jenloveshercurves: Well really, who doesn't? In fact, I'm planning on beaning someone with a ham tomorrow.

    #tips
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    girlarchaeologist was starred girlarchaeologist was unstarred
    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/23/09

    In reply to Timbaland Drops Chris Brown; Paula Deen Hit In The Face With Ham
    Maids have their own source of currency? Hot damn, Treasury Department, get on that and solve this financial crisis already!
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    curiousgeorgiana was starred curiousgeorgiana was unstarred
    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    11/24/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: We should all have our own money types, like Europe before the stupid Euros. My mother wants me to get in on some of that doctor money, but I'm personally more interested in guitar-playing dirty hippie money. I guess beggars can't be choosers though, since I'm struggling on my student money.
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