In the immortal words of Nina Garcia, "Shiny, tight and short is the quickest way to look cheap." Ms. Garcia, avert your eyes from the sartorial carnage at the Breakthrough Of The Year Awards at West Hollywood's Pacific Design Center!
The 25th annual Santa Barbara International Film Festival, being a film festival in (or, rather, near) La-La Land, brought out stars. And awful clothes. And someone I swear I never, ever had a crush on, really.