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IHazKittehz
06/18/09

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Once, when I lost a tooth as a youngster I was very concerned that it wasn't white enough and the tooth fairy wouldn't accept it. So I took it to the bathroom and started brushing away at it like crazy. I must have been too forceful becasue the thing slipped out of my hands and went right down the drain. I was HORRIFIED. In tears, I told my mom what had happened. "I'll never get my quarter and the tooth fairy will be so disappointed!!!" My mom suggested I leave a note for the tooth fairy, explaining the situation. Lo and behold I got my quarter.

PS - Love you, mom!
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HuckleberryFriend
06/18/09

@IHazKittehz: Awww great story!
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BabyJane
06/18/09

@IHazKittehz: That's so sweet!
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ellaesther
06/18/09

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I may have to get this for my little girl. She would be ALL over that shit!

Oh, oh, and she has a birthday coming up! Yay, an excuse to buy something cute for my kid!

kthxbai, brb!
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YourScreenplaySucks
06/18/09

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I like it. It trains children to get accustomed to excessive bureaucracy/red tape & hit or miss service from civil servants early on in life.
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BabyJane
06/18/09

@Your Screenplay Sucks: Ha, I heard the sad trombone in my head after reading your comment.
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tscheese
06/18/09

In reply to Dental Desk Work
When you get older, the situation is, regrettably, reversed. You get to fill out all the bureaucratic paperwork, but when all or part of a tooth needs to be removed, you have to pay the fairy.

Not that I'm bitter about my root canals.
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BabyJane
06/18/09

@tscheese: Or my two crowns. Nope, not bitter at all.
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ellaesther
06/18/09

@BabyJane: @tscheese: Nor I! About my five root canals, four crowns, OR my recently-extracted molar.

Not a bit.

Fucking genetics.
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DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
06/18/09

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That rocks. I know of a little one presently in need of this thing.

And, yay! Part 2 of Ickle & Lardee is up!

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colormeroutine
06/18/09

In reply to Dental Desk Work
Does the tooth fairy visit adults? Because the number of appointments my dentist recently made me set up seems to indicate mine will all be falling out of my head soon, and I could use the extra cash
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sobsister
06/18/09

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Aw cute. I loved filling out official paperwork as a kid too. My favorite make-believe game was playing "bank". Deposit slips!!! Pens on chains!!!
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ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox)
06/18/09

@sobsister: Fellow dorks unite!!
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Jello Mix
06/18/09

In reply to Dental Desk Work
Oh, man. As a kid I would have wanted that in triplicate: one for the tooth fairy, one for my mom's keepsake box, and one for my hanging folder system.
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FashionShowAtLunch
06/18/09

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Ugh. I have a cleaning in an hour. I hate cleanings.
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sympathyforthebasementcat
06/18/09

@FashionShowAtLunch: Dentist appointment! Dentist appointment! Dentist appointment at lunch!

Not as fun as fashion shows?
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FashionShowAtLunch
06/18/09

@sympathyforthebasementcat: Ha! Not so much. Unless Kelly Kapoor is going to be my hygienist. I bet we'd have some fun with the nitrous.
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CollegeCamel
06/18/09

@FashionShowAtLunch: Ugh, I hate them too. They always make my mouth bleed like they're stabbing it with a machete.
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boxspelunker
05/01/09

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Everyone says pate looks and smells like cat food.

But the most important question of all is: does your cat's breath smell like it?

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LucyDriftwood
05/01/09

@boxspelunker: That is really adorable! Is this a real Ipod ad, I've never seen it!?
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boxspelunker
05/02/09

@LucyDriftwood: I doubt it. It's probably fan-made, but it made me laugh!
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midwesternmom
05/01/09

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Will one of the Grey Gardens fans please confirm---were the Edies really going to offer dog food to Jackie O? I had no doubt Little Edie would feed it to her with relish, but Big Edie still seemed too refined and polite to be deliberately rude to a guest and beloved niece.
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Witchtit: Your low productivity advisor
05/01/09

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Yeah, I pretty much figured as much when I saw the orgasmic look my cat was giving me when she once ate some of the pate of my plate.
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inabook
05/01/09

@Witchtit: Your low productivity advisor: I don't know, my former cats loved to steal my food, whether it was my canned tuna, or my wine.

That's right, I once caught a kitty delicately lapping up wine when i turned my back. She loved it, and I was furious.
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Aesop's Foibles. YES.
05/01/09

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So this means that I can actually have that nefarious dinner party I schemed up one time where I only invite people I don't like, and can serve them canned pet food and tell them it's some highbrow-ass pate? Huh. I like this idea better than making ice cubes out of diluted pee and adding them to the sangria. But not better than going to someone's house and pooping in their toilet tank. That's one of the greatest revenge plans EVER.

I'm gross.
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theysaidwhat
05/01/09

@..now it's just Aesop's Foibles.: You put Nair in shampoo bottles when you get bored, don't you?
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prestocaro fears the culling
05/01/09

@..now it's just Aesop's Foibles.: Oh god, how can I get into a frenemy's bathroom and poop in their tank? That is a brilliant idea.

I remember hearing a story once of a woman who put anchovies in her ex's curtain rods. Also brilliant.
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YourScreenplaySucks
05/01/09

In reply to Arf? Barf
This is going straight into my Entertaining On a Budget manuscript.
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linnyt is a walking cliché
05/01/09

In reply to Arf? Barf
i really like liverwurst. liverwurst with havarti and pepper... yum. sometimes tomato. yum yum.

i've never had pate though. i don't know what the difference is.
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