Christian Louboutin has created a special carrier bag that includes a bottle of champers and a crystal champagne flute shaped like a stiletto. The package, known as Le Rituel, costs $500, and you can watch a 3-minute film about it here.
I'm curious now as to whether or not my robe is manufactured by Blair. The sleeve (VERY BRIEFLY) caught on fire when I was taking something out of the oven--no part of the robe touched anything in the oven, either. #olsentwins
I'm not surprised that Louboutin would turn down a diffusion line.
Wow, Blahnik really hates platforms, yeah? This is like the 3rd time I've read about his hate for them. #olsentwins
@femme-bot: I know. I'm starting to wonder if it's a grade school thing. So, maybe he's always publicly pulling Platform's hair. But I think what he REALLY wants, in his heart of hearts, is for Platform to keep him warm on his long, cold, dark nights of the sole.
That's a comfortable moccasin that you can drink sparkling wine out of while watching bad TV movies at 3AM, right? If so, I've been in the market, and Etsy has provided no help. #olsentwins
@alaskangrown: She only does it when she feels cornered. Very odd, I found. But if you watch any given interview, she starts out talking like a normal human ... it's only when she's stumped or feels attacked that she gets real cute and folksy. It was an incredible tell, I loved interviews so much more after I figured that out.
Can you pick up the tab for my ENT visits? Had to have my eardrums repaired after shoving screwdrivers in my ears every time I watched one of your interviews. Thanks a bunch.
P.S. Stay away from me. I'm harboring some residual stabbiness that I'd definitely be directin' atcha.
@union lizard: In all fairness, she was quite well-spoken and thoughtful in the gubernatorial debates. She was no where NEAR the folksy fool we have come to know and hate. She was pretty good at debating back in the day.
Furthermore are you aware that Cindy McCain, despite being addicted for years to painkillers, is smarter than you? Further furthermore, are you aware of how sad that is?
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The fuck? #olsentwins
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I hope that they intended it to be pronounced a la Flavor Flav, because it is now permanently etched that way in my brain.
"Olsen-boyyyyeee" #olsentwins
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Wow, Blahnik really hates platforms, yeah? This is like the 3rd time I've read about his hate for them. #olsentwins
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That's a comfortable moccasin that you can drink sparkling wine out of while watching bad TV movies at 3AM, right? If so, I've been in the market, and Etsy has provided no help. #olsentwins
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I would too, but only if I could make race car noises while doing it. #olsentwins
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Seriously, I can't help but cringe every time I catch myself droppin' gs or sayin' words like "goofy."
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a) Is it becuase that's where Jesus is coming back?
b) Can you show me where that is on a map?
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P.S. Stay away from me. I'm harboring some residual stabbiness that I'd definitely be directin' atcha.
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Or, why are Alaskans so stoopid?
Ok, no offense to any alaskans on Jezebel - just to those who elected Palin and voted for Stevens on Nov 4th.
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