@alaskangrown: She only does it when she feels cornered. Very odd, I found. But if you watch any given interview, she starts out talking like a normal human ... it's only when she's stumped or feels attacked that she gets real cute and folksy. It was an incredible tell, I loved interviews so much more after I figured that out.
Can you pick up the tab for my ENT visits? Had to have my eardrums repaired after shoving screwdrivers in my ears every time I watched one of your interviews. Thanks a bunch.
P.S. Stay away from me. I'm harboring some residual stabbiness that I'd definitely be directin' atcha.
@union lizard: In all fairness, she was quite well-spoken and thoughtful in the gubernatorial debates. She was no where NEAR the folksy fool we have come to know and hate. She was pretty good at debating back in the day.
Furthermore are you aware that Cindy McCain, despite being addicted for years to painkillers, is smarter than you? Further furthermore, are you aware of how sad that is?
Please explain the extremely suspicious situation regarding the birth of Trig Palin. Please produce some sort of actual proof that he is your son and not your grandson.
Please either prove your intelligence, or explain how intelligence is not necessary to govern.
@CherriSpryte: Ahhh I know the answer to the last one .... Africa's a country, there ARENT any countries inside the country! Just cities .. or, ya know .. little groups of huts where those silly natives live. What a trick question, but I know better than that *wink*
sarah, you popped out what, five kids...one that's not even a year old. with governing your state and raising a family and just finishing a really really rough campaign with mccain (even though you weren't there for ALL of it, but still...hard to do) my question is:
how in the HELL are you so thin?
please don't say "breastfeeding!" because i just ain't buying it with your schedule. i mean, are you cross country skiing to and from the office every day..or just cross country skiing to a point on your property where you can wave hi to the russians? what is your magical secret cardio weapon? do mooseburgers have magical weightloss powers that us in the lower 49 haven't ever discovered? or are you one of those girls who just never gains weight no matter what she does. or do you have a secret contract with jenny craig/weight watchers?
You insist that you are an open, clear candidate; a person who has no problem letting the nation get to know her.
Yet, you have been one of most, if not THE most, inaccessable candidates on a national ticket in decades.
Why do you complain about the coverage you get when you refused to make yourself readily availble to journalists?
(See, Gov, when you don't answer simple reporter questions -- that's when we start to dig. And that's when knocked-up daughters become a fucking STORY.)
11/21/08
Seriously, I can't help but cringe every time I catch myself droppin' gs or sayin' words like "goofy."
11/22/08
11/21/08
a) Is it becuase that's where Jesus is coming back?
b) Can you show me where that is on a map?
11/21/08
P.S. Stay away from me. I'm harboring some residual stabbiness that I'd definitely be directin' atcha.
11/21/08
11/21/08
Or, why are Alaskans so stoopid?
Ok, no offense to any alaskans on Jezebel - just to those who elected Palin and voted for Stevens on Nov 4th.
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11/20/08
Please either prove your intelligence, or explain how intelligence is not necessary to govern.
Please list 10 countries in Africa.
11/22/08
11/20/08
sarah, you popped out what, five kids...one that's not even a year old. with governing your state and raising a family and just finishing a really really rough campaign with mccain (even though you weren't there for ALL of it, but still...hard to do) my question is:
how in the HELL are you so thin?
please don't say "breastfeeding!" because i just ain't buying it with your schedule. i mean, are you cross country skiing to and from the office every day..or just cross country skiing to a point on your property where you can wave hi to the russians? what is your magical secret cardio weapon? do mooseburgers have magical weightloss powers that us in the lower 49 haven't ever discovered? or are you one of those girls who just never gains weight no matter what she does. or do you have a secret contract with jenny craig/weight watchers?
11/20/08
11/22/08
11/20/08
You insist that you are an open, clear candidate; a person who has no problem letting the nation get to know her.
Yet, you have been one of most, if not THE most, inaccessable candidates on a national ticket in decades.
Why do you complain about the coverage you get when you refused to make yourself readily availble to journalists?
(See, Gov, when you don't answer simple reporter questions -- that's when we start to dig. And that's when knocked-up daughters become a fucking STORY.)
11/20/08
no matter what you ask her.
11/20/08
11/20/08