Great news, weirdos! Some weird guy in Florida is auctioning off a really old pair of Queen Elizabeth II's underpants.

Kate Middleton and Prince William will be wed in April at the Collegiate Church of St Peter at Westminster, aka Westminster Abbey. But it's not just famous Gothic church — it's a place of history and secrets!

Any Royal-watcher prepared to rejoice (?) at the prospect of friending the Royals had better moderate his expectations. Buckingham Palace's new Facebook page is more "autocratic" than "social."

Who's the latest celebrity to sign onto the platform that's now best known as a cesspool of misspelled racist rants against President Obama and pictures of your most obnoxious high school classmate's ultrasounds? The queen, that's who!

• Yes, she'll be launching a branded perfume. "I have always loved how fragrance can shape a memory…the way certain scents remind you of events and people," says Swift, who's working with Elizabeth Arden. [People]

The British government denied a 2004 request by the Queen's aides to use energy-saving grants for low-income families to pay gas and electricity bills for Buckingham Palace and Windsor Castle, according to documents released under the Freedom of Information Act.

[Edinburgh, September 16: Pope Benedict XVI exchanges gifts with Queen Elizabeth II on the first day of his trip to the United Kingdom, the first state visit by a Pope to Britain since the 16th century. Image via Getty.]

[Moray, Scotland, September14: Queen Elizabeth II meets school children during a visit to Gordonstoun School, where she opened a new sports hall. Image via Getty.]

Yesterday Queen Elizabeth II toured BlackBerry-manufacturer Research In Motion's Canadian headquarters and was given a BlackBerry Bold 9700. She's reportedly been a fan of the phones since Prince Andrew taught her how to use one a few years ago.

Today, Queen Elizabeth II will honor the victims of 9/11 by laying a wreath at Ground Zero and officially "opening" a 5-year-old British Garden of Remembrance. But why did it take nine years to do so?

• In a shocking turn of events, Julia Roberts was airbrushed down to her (now disappeared) pores for her first Lancôme ad. [Daily Mail]
• Louis Vuitton's fanny pack is exactly as hideous as you'd expect — and costs $1,970. [TLF]

• Marc Jacobs and his fiancé, Lorenzo Martone, are reported to have broken up. Jacobs flew solo last Tuesday at the wedding of his business partner, Robert Duffy. [NYPost]
• Duffy and his husband, Alex Cespedes, made the Times' weddings section. [NYTimes]

[Derby, United Kingdom; April 1. Image via Getty]

[London, October 27. Image via Getty]

While we might associate Queen Elizabeth with her latter-day uniform of mumsy suits, a retrospective exhibit of 28 of her gowns at Buckingham Palace, dating from her first commonwealth tour at 27, is a study in classic elegance. [Telegraph]

• Is former overweight person and current size-o-phobe Karl Lagerfeld changing his Hedi Slimane stripes? Beth Ditto, who in addition to being very talented, weighs somewhat more than 100 lbs, is playing a Fendi party. [FWD]

French president Nicolas Sarkozy and Carla Bruni won't have to worry about whether Queen Elizabeth II thinks that they're living in sin when they visit Buckingham Palace later this month. Sarkozy and Bruni are barely legal (the couple were reportedly married in secret on Thursday; they have known one another for two…

Want to get a glimpse into Buckingham Palace? Queen Elizabeth II of England has just launched her own YouTube video site, The Royal Channel, which fetaures archival footage of the Queen and new segments on royal "daily life." (Wake up? Play with Corgies? Drink tea? Contemplate mixing up the gene pool?) Queen Elizabeth…