In a reference to South Park's infamous April Fools' Day episode, when creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone ran a Terrance and Philip special rather than revealing the identity of Cartman's father, in the new episode the boys find that instead of part two of a Terrance and Philip episode, the network is airing an episode of The Queef Sisters. Their schtick is exactly the same as Terrance and Philip's, but while the men fart on each other, the ladies blow air out of their vaginas.

Soon queefing has swept the nation and, as seen in the clip above, the Queef Sisters share their talent on Regis and Kelly and Martha Stewart shows how to make queefs more festive. The men of South Park are repulsed by the new fad, but the women argue that it's no different than farting. The men finally realize the error of their ways when Stan's mom delivers a feminist speech on the real meaning of the right to queef, saying, "This has been about women having a little bit of fun for once at your expense. For once we could be the immature ones to make you feel uncomfortable."

It seems some men missed the point of the episode, as IGN reviewer Travis Fickett called the episode, "a textbook example of a disappointing South Park," adding:

Maybe there's new ground to break with fart jokes. It's doubtful, but possible - but this episode doesn't come anywhere close. It actually just becomes boring. What is it even trying to say? Is the big idea that there's some kind of double standard because men find farts funny but queefs disgusting? Are queefs anything that anyone anywhere has to deal with on an even semi-regular basis?

In The A.V. Club review, Josh Modell was less harsh but said:

Mrs. Marsh's big speech about women being second-class citizens was a little tired-don't try and feed some real-world consequence into an episode whose message of social consciousness is predicated on something nobody actually believes. (Women, I think I speak for all men when I say: Queef and fart when you feel the need, and when it's appropriate.)

Though it was entertaining to see an episode of South Park focused on the ladies, we agree that the tone of Sharon Marsh's speech was weirdly didactic. We were left wondering if Trey and Matt actually had a point about how men think women's natural bodily functions are gross but delight in their own, or if it was just an excuse to do some queefing jokes. Then there's the possibility that running an episode with a "feminist" message, however absurd, was just another April Fools' joke on the fans.

Eat, Pray, Queef Review [IGN]
Eat, Pray, Queef [The A.V. Club]

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Earlier: Queefs: What's The Etiquette For Dealing With Air Up There?

• Tyra Banks is taken seriously enough by this country to host Presidential candidates.
  
• But Anna Wintour is not! Also, Tyra would totally win in a cage match.
  
• A photo agency posted pictures of Britney's menses, and we wondered if the paparazzi have gone too far.
  
• They've gone so far that non-celebrities like Heidi Montag grace the covers of multiple magazines, talking about her boob job.
  
• Then we got you to tell us about your implants, which were 10 times more interesting than Heidi's.
  
• But still not as entertaining as Slut Machine's queefs.
  
• Or her long weekend in Vegas!
  
• Or Judy Blume's awesome book containing a ton of embarrassing erections, Then Again, Maybe I Won't.
  
• You know what was also entertaining? When Diane Keaton said the F-word on national television.
  
• So grab some Rachael Ray endorsed Dunkin' Donuts coffee, crack open a bag of dainty 100 calorie snacks, and go watch the darling Katie Heigl in the resoundingly shitty 27 Dresses. You're worth it!

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I don't know about anyone else, but I find that I queef most often when I'm switching up positions a lot during sex, especially if I go from an extended period of doggy to missionary. Through experience gained, I can usually feel when it's gonna happen, and I try to do this a sort of scoot/twitch/hip switch thing to try and get the air out of there relatively inaudibly before the dude has a chance to dip his dick back in.

But sometimes there's nothing that can be done about it, and I can't get control of it, and it's unstoppable and seemingly goes on forever. And then when I think it's stopped, some more squeaks out. I know in my head that it's stupid to be embarrassed about it, but when you're fucking someone for the first time, and your vagina is performing a symphony, it's kinda hard to not cringe with your whole being.

One time it happened but the guy was a really good sport about it, so much so that he then pushed down on my abdomen, and more came out, and so on, until he laughed so hard that he farted. That was great, actually. I should get back in touch with him.

But yes, laughing is really the best way to deal. Because if you try to ignore it, it just gets weird. At least for me, and then I lose my concentration and I can't come. And you never want to let manners come in the way of your orgasm.