All the Flatulent Ladies: Farts Are the Great Equalizers

I will never forget 7th grade gym class, and the two girls whose names I will not use, who spent most of the beginning of every class period showing us all how to queef. The bell would ring, and before the teacher even left her office, they would roll onto their backs like breakdancers, pull their legs up to their… » 2/16/13 10:55am 2/16/13 10:55am

Instructional Video: Queefing

Happy Friday! Looking for something to do this weekend? How about learning a new skill? How about queefing on command? Here's an instructional video to show you how! You know, it's crass and stuff, but I kinda love the idea of queefing on command because it's something hilarious and immature that only girls can do.… » 6/20/08 11:00am 6/20/08 11:00am

This Week We Talked Queefs, Menses and Implants. You Know, The Ussh

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Reader Roundup

Best Comment of the Day, in response to Queefs: What's The Etiquette For Dealing With Air Up There?: "I don't even care. It's usually pretty subtle anyway. Besides, the sound is completely different than a fart. It's usually a single rush of air, not a cavitating cacophony of cunt clattering." We say: far better than a… » 1/18/08 4:50pm 1/18/08 4:50pm

Queefs: What's The Etiquette For Dealing With Air Up There?

Of all the embarrassing stuff that can happen during sex — urine leaks, unwelcome fingers in intimate places, saying the wrong person's name — queefing is right up there at the top of the list. It might be even more taboo than farting. But you know what? That's only because it's something that guys can't do, so they're … » 1/18/08 3:00pm 1/18/08 3:00pm