If Spencer and Heidi spawned, I don't know who I'd feel more sorry for: the kid, or the world. Posing for Playboy is one thing. If that's what floats your boat, go ahead, flaunt what you've got. The unforgivable thing is PASSING COPIES OF THE ISSUE OUT WHEREVER YOU GO. Just...can't we call our congress people? Our mayors? Can't someone find a law that prevents the two of them from producing offspring? Hey, President Obama: here's a bill you can pass that everyone, even the right-wing crazies, could agree on!
Yeesh, tabloids, leave the poor Jackson kids alone! And for the record, I see a strong resemblance between Blanket and Michael and very little resemblance between Blanket and Macauley Culkin. But, even if there were a resemblance, Michael is still the only father Blanket ever knew, so it's kind of cruel and messed up to speculate so publicly about the identity of his biological father. I doubt he really understands now, and I doubt he'll appreciate it in the future.
@LaMorena: Right??? Does Natalie Portman starring mean it's going to be an attempt at a SERIOUS dance competition movie?? Because that sounds even more hilarious than Step Up 2: The Streets.
I don't disagree that Sean Connery should by rights win the Worst Movie Accent of All Time Award... but I think it should be for his work as an American with a Scottish brogue in Marnie.
I don't know if Heidi has enough of her original parts remaining to successfully replicate a human. If she somehow were able to become pregnant, she'd probably give birth to a fully formed Baby Rollerblades instead of a real infant.
I don't understand why it's so hard to believe that those kids are Michael's. Are light-skinned mixed race people THAT RARE?! I know I've met plenty of them in my life.
I feel so bad for Mac. He and Michael remained so close, and he hasn't said a word since he died, yet he gets to be part of the famous Michael Jackson rumor mill. Let the guy mourn in peace, ok?
@stoprobbers: I want to know why everyone keeps calling the kid "Blanket." I know the window hanging incident the nickname is based on, but was that his nickname at home too?
@nyc-caribbean-ragazza: Or he either fell in love with Debbie or was grateful that a woman offered to have his baby, had two mixed-race children with her, and a few years later when he decided he wanted another child he decided to have another mixed race child so that the child wouldn't feel weird in his family?
How do you have any idea whether or not he wanted to have black children? that's ridiculous.
@wtfox?!: He kind of did, what with the pool parties and the obliviousness and not having done anything culturally relevant outside of his romantic relationship for the past year or so.
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@stoprobbers: Oh, for fuck's sake I'll just upload it.
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SIGN. ME. UP.
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I can tell it is going to be a good day already.
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"No Blanket. I . . . am your father."
Still more likely than Macaulay Culkin.
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I don't understand why it's so hard to believe that those kids are Michael's. Are light-skinned mixed race people THAT RARE?! I know I've met plenty of them in my life.
But for the fuck of shit:
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BLANKET LOOKS LIKE HIS DADDY, OK?
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SEE?
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OR THIS.
I feel so bad for Mac. He and Michael remained so close, and he hasn't said a word since he died, yet he gets to be part of the famous Michael Jackson rumor mill. Let the guy mourn in peace, ok?
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of course black people come in all shades. One of my friends is biracial with naturally blond hair.
However, MJ for whatever reason (issues with joe, self esteem) didn't want black kids.
I does make me sad that even in death he doesn't have peace. Everyone is trying point the finger at each other as to why he's dead.
Just a sad situation all the way around. Personally I think Joe deserves most of the blame.
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How do you have any idea whether or not he wanted to have black children? that's ridiculous.
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It's not really a secret in the business. He had some major, major issues.
Don't get me wrong, I loved MJ.
I don't think most people could have had the same kind of childhood he did and escape unscathed.
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It's not really a secret in the business. He had some major, major issues.
Don't get me wrong, I loved MJ.
I don't think most people could have had the same kind of childhood he did and escape unscathed.
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I will be forwarding my therapy bills to you.
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