Message In A Bottle

Remember during Britney's darkest days, when she was washing down sedatives with "purple drank?" A company has capitalized on Brit's quest for oblivion, and is now marketing something called Drank, an "anti-energy drink," and according to BoingBoing, "The grape-flavored drink is fortified with melatonin, valerian… » 6/05/08 1:45pm 6/05/08 1:45pm

Reader Roundup

Best Comment of the Day, in response to Lisa Simpson's Love/Hate Relationship With A Girl Named Stacy: "Oh, you're right, Malibu Stacy. Fuck grad school. I'ma focus on getting back to my birth weight." We say: 6 pounds, 9 ounces of pure SEXY! • Worst, in response to Tom Cruise's Grip On Katie: Courtly? Or Controlling? » 1/10/08 4:45pm 1/10/08 4:45pm

This Week In Tabloids: Yeah, Britney Goes Bonkers

Congratulations to the family Spears! As expected, Britney is on 4 of 5 tabloid covers this week, and she shares the 5th with little sister Jamie Lynn. Just when you thought you'd heard it all, the rags belt out amazing details on Britney's crazy night last Thursday, as well as her relationship with paparazzo Adnan… » 1/09/08 2:00pm 1/09/08 2:00pm

Britney Still Alive; Has Brunch With Paparazzo