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Snowbunny
01/30/09

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So whenever I wear my fuzzy crocs (yes.) to my mom's house he cat gets all up in them...I might have to buy him this so he'll get out of my shoes and into some of his very own.
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rocknrollunicorn
01/30/09

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Well, if it smells like feet, my dog would looooooooooove it.
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ImproperDancing
01/30/09

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Up next:

An Ugg kitty scratching post.

Lord knows my stupid cat would get his head stuck in it...
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R_Claw
01/30/09

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Screw the bed, that dog is DAMN cute. It's tongue is driving me crazy, I WANT!
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linnyt is a walking cliché
01/30/09

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in school we had to make a 1/3 scale model of a child's playhouse. we deigned ours too look like a green chuck hi-top. at the time i thought it was the most awesomest playhouse ever (multi-story, a slide, climbing ropes, old lady in the shoes-ish) but this thing makes me feel bad about my giant chuck.
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hello.kitty
01/30/09

@linnyt: OOOH, I'll hire you to build that playhouse for me!
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linnyt is a walking cliché
01/30/09

@hello.kitty: it was pretty sweet. it was designed to be made out of new and innovative materials like a floor that lit up when it was stepped on, translucent eco-resin, polycarbonate film and rails so kids wouldn't fall off the second level but still couldn't destroy things. recycled rubber for the tongue. indestructible rope. fabric made out of recycled soda bottles because there was a sock sticking out of the top.

if i see this on the market, i'm suing. these ideas are mine! (but they can be yours for a price.)
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hello.kitty
01/30/09

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Puppehs and giant crocs?

I prefer behbehs and tiny crocs:
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EkaterinaBallerina
01/30/09

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In all seriousness, I considered buying myself Crocs a few years ago when they first became popular. Then I found out that the founder of the company is a Republican fundraiser.

I'd rather walk on a bed of nails than give those people a dime.
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Cafezinha
01/30/09

@EkaterinaBallerina: See? SEE?!

I was right, in my comment above! The possibilities are ENDLESS!
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EkaterinaBallerina
01/30/09

@Cafezinha: Crocs are one of many things that I do not partake in because of their connection to the Republican party.
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Cafezinha
01/30/09

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I didn't think it was possible for me to loathe Crocs any more than I already do.

IMPOSSIBLE IS NOTHING.
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tscheese
01/30/09

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I don't have a dog. I'm not even really a dog person (I love to play with them, but I don't think I could ever live with one.) I can't fit into that bed. I don't really like Crocs either.

...With that said, I got four hours of sleep last night and that thing looks comfy. I would fight that tiny terrier for a nap in that.*

*Yes, I could just cuddle with the terrier, but have you ever tried to reason with a terrier? They are crafty and snarky and they secretly giggle at you behind your back.
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LaMorena
01/30/09

@tscheese: Well, that's because God Loves a Terrier.

+ Watch video

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sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
01/30/09

@tscheese: I had a terrier chase me into a wall once. I broke my glasses.
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Mkp-hearts-NYC
01/30/09

@tscheese: Our first dog was a Wheaton terrier mutt who LOVED to get out and run around the neighborhood. Only dog I've ever seen who laughed as he looked back over his shoulder to see my entire family chasing him up a hill.
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AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies)
01/30/09

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god (now with more ovumlord!): this sounds like me, are you me? if so, please remember not to wear a skirt when it's -6 just cause it's cute. Also, me, you're out of bread and cheese.
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GTCosita
01/30/09

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My little dog would love this bed. She's a big fan of sleeping under the covers. And Crocks are perfectly ok gardening shoes. I can be on my feet for hours and my back doesn't hurt. And yes, I am a 60 year old woman (in my heart).
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Ultraprison!
01/30/09

@GTCosita: my dog sleeps under the covers too. as cozy as the Croc bed looks, i don't think she'd give up her spot on the human's bed.
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Mafalda para Presidente
01/30/09

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Oh my goodness, that thing is TINY.
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K-spar
01/30/09

@Mafalda para Presidente: That's what she said.
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K-spar
01/30/09

@K-spar: Sorry, I really couldn't resist.
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Mafalda para Presidente
01/30/09

@K-spar: Hahahaha, no, it's okay! It made me laugh. Clearly I am 12.
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American Dreamer, But You'd Probably Already Guessed That
01/30/09

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That croc bed is actually perfrect for a dog because (1) dogs love that type of sherpa cushioning...all four of my dogs have it in their crates (which I leave open of course) and (2) dogs also love something hanging over their resting place to make it seem like a den (they are wolves!)

the den like quality is what makes it perfect
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monkeydance
01/30/09

@Spitzle:

actually dogs descend from bears, not wolves. it's one of those annoying things i had to learn in science class and feel the need to pass it on to everyone else.

but yes my doggie likes to bury himself in cave like things...like under blankets, under legs, etc.
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MizJenkins
01/30/09

@Spitzle: Word, Crocs are incredibly stupid as shoes but this is a perfectly legitimate use.
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Tart of Darkness
01/30/09

@monkeydance: Uh. No. They descended from wolves. It's pretty clear through DNA analysis. I don't know who made you learn that they descended from bears, but that person was not correct.
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SevenNationArmy
01/30/09

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Do they make it in human size?
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Ultraprison!
01/30/09

@SevennationArmy: you mean you aren't going with the burger bed from yesterday?
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ceejeemcbeegee is not here
01/30/09

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I work a job now (I KNOW!) where I have to stand 9 hours a day. I love my Crocs. I don't care if I look stupid, my back, knees, and ankles will be wonderfully preserved well into my 80s. Looks or health? I choose health.

Hate away.
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JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
01/30/09

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EAT YOUR OWNER'S FACE, PUPPEH! EAT IT EAT IT EAT IT EAT IT NOW
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Trashtastic
01/30/09

@Jessica Hussein Lovejoy is now on Facebook! Friends, plz?: You're advocating puppeh homicide?! You better hope there is a cuteness defense
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YourScreenplaySucks
01/30/09

@Jessica Hussein Lovejoy is now on Facebook! Friends, plz?: I suspect this bed was the main motive in the case of that French lady who had to get a face transplant.
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