Here It Is: Jezebel's Most Disgusting Story Of All Time

Here at Jezebel, we don't shy away from the gross or disturbing. Lately, however, we've (I've, to be honest) been failing you because as many point out, nothing will ever come close to The Pumpkin Seed Story, so in an effort to make your new year bright, here it is again in all of its goopy glory!