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That_little_attention_whore
07/30/09

In reply to Jen Aniston's Cougar Flick; Assault Report Filed Against Mel Gibson
There's only one good movie about Pumas:
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Scout
07/30/09

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I'm sure that BOTH of Aniston's new movies will be awful.

It is sad, actually, because with a title change and some really thoughtful dialogue / plot, the Puma film could have been interesting. I think the exploration of the older woman / younger male relationship provides a dynamic that can be enlightening, revealing and interesting.

Too bad it is not in the hands of someone who would treat the theme with more respect.
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BlondeGoddess
07/30/09

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Why the hell does Jennifer want to make these awful films? It's not like she needs the money. She can afford to wait until a good script comes along.

Yes, I'm cranky today. And overworked.
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BlondeGoddess
07/30/09

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I want a moratorium on the word cougar. It's so sexist, it makes me spit. And not in a good way.
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lalaland13
07/30/09

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"Undercracker shop?" Is that another name for underwear? Because I am so going to start referring to it that way. "I can't talk right now. I have to throw some undercrackers in the wash."
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NOLA girl
07/30/09

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I'm fairly sure that Val Kilmer has to pay taxes to New Jersey because he shot a film or something there. You have to pay income taxes in states where you work.
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KittyKittyCat
07/30/09

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Oh dear, who wants to tell JLoHew that Twilight isn't real? I nominate BrutallyHonestBabes or morninggloria for their candor.
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rednrowdy
07/30/09

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I love my curves, I embrace them, but I have to walk a fine line. I think it comes down to being voluptuous, and if your body's a certain way, then things can go distasteful in a second… I love therapy!...

eva mendes, weird stream-of-consciousness interview there, i guess you're voluptuous next to gwyneth paltrow or something...wow that was a great sandwich!
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morninggloria
07/30/09

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It always struck me as funny that we refer to a secret baby as a "lovechild." "Love" doesn't necessarily need to be involved in the making of a baby. Maybe it was a "too much winechild" or a "revenge fuckchild."
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andBegorrah
07/30/09

@morninggloria:What, and you can't love wine? Why do you have to judge what we have together?
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FamaGloriaque
07/30/09

@morninggloria: A close friend of mine, a lesbian, has a "budweiser bisexuality"child.
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Crabby Cakes
07/30/09

@morninggloria:
"too much winechild"
I can say with confidence that this will be my future miniCrab.
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NefariousNewt
07/30/09

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Everybody has unpaid taxes in NJ. It's part of the Governor's plan to close the budget gap: tell rich Hollywood types they owe NJ state income tax.
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NefariousNewt
07/30/09

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Michelle, you wear whatever you want, but don't sell yourself short... you are looking good at 50.
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yet i
07/30/09

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also, from the article about the proposal house :

"Oh, I loved Betty White," Blair said. "She was holding Mocha between every scene. She would always talk to us. She’d say, ‘Oh, I like those earrings, Blair,’ ‘You look pretty today, Blair.’ "

I wouldlovelove to have daily chats with betty white. she can help me walk my dog, i don't mind.
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lilbobbytables
07/30/09

@emilielaine: Yeah. Hangin' with Betty White is pretty much my dream.
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cuteasabutton
07/30/09

@lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: "Hangin' with Betty White" is a great name and idea for a daytime talk show. Let's pitch it!
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TheFormerJuneBronson
07/30/09

@emilielaine: I know, that sounded pretty awesome to me, too.

Though the $1500-3500/day fee for using the house would have made almost any company enjoyable.
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EdnasEdibles
07/30/09

@TheFormerJuneBronson: A very cool article. However considering I don't have a 9 bedroom house with a dock, pool, barn and guest house, I am guessing no one will ever want to pay $3,000/day for use of my small condo.
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hfree
07/30/09

@EdnasEdibles: Don't count on it. Someone had a cute little article a few years ago about their basement apartment in Brooklyn being used for a sex scene in "The Departed". They said that the production folks changed their wallpaper and microwave and it was in their contract to change everything back once they were through.
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TheFormerJuneBronson
07/30/09

@EdnasEdibles: Manchester-by-the-Sea is one of the wealthiest communities in MA. I'm sure the fee they were paid was pocket change to them.

It also has one of the best school districts. They didn't want to disrupt their teenage children's concentration on their studies. Won't be able to hold their heads up at the club if the kids aren't at Harvard. Well, not without a traction pulley, anyhow.
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NefariousNewt
07/30/09

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I really want to be best buds with Matt Damon.
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cuteasabutton
07/30/09

@NefariousNewt: I used to be really meh about him, but he has grown on me.
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willwriteforfood
07/30/09

@cuteasabutton: I know, right? Maybe because he's happily married to a non-Hollywood person and seems to be a serious thinker without the typical Hollywood dramz. Seems a lot more stable and smart than you'd expect for someone with such exposure. He also makes very good acting choices.

Or maybe I just really, really liked him as Jason Bourne.
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lilbobbytables
07/30/09

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J-Love. Stop. Just, stop. Seriously, I will be furious if you try and ruin Aladdin for me. I am so not joking.
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Maritsa
07/30/09

@lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: Aladdin wasn't a creepy stalker who broke into Jasmine's house and watched her while she slept!
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Hazel
07/30/09

@lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: if he bit her, it'd be a hole new world. in her neck.
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Ms Meghan
07/30/09

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I'm actually embarrassed for both Jennifers.

"Aladdin with vampire teeth"? Really? Watching you sleep is a positive character trait? I guess if you're a creepy stalker it is, but last I checked Aladdin was not a creepy stalker. A fraud maybe, but at least he could show me a whole new world. Vampires don't age, so that's a whole new nothing. Ever. For hundreds of years.
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Maritsa
07/30/09

@Ms Meghan: Swear to God, I posted above before I read yours. All I think of when I think of Twilight is "creepy stalker," followed by "sparkles??"
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