This, more than anything, makes me really like Kim Kardashian. I know she hasn't exactly contributed anything to society other than a sex tape, but she seems like a hilarious drunk!
As someone who rarely drinks as well and is around the same age as Kim, I cannot even begin to imagine what she felt like the next day.
As for how she looks good despite being hungover the next morning, she's still wearing a face-full of a makeup...which is something I would never do. Seriously. I could be comatose and somehow my arm would be involuntarily wiping my eye makeup off.
@JinxyMcDeath: I have to believe that her contract stipulates that a make-up team work on her in the wee hours just before she awakes. Otherwise...its just too unfair!
I don't know how much makeup she has on there, but she does always wear false eyelashes and that makes a huge difference. Mascara always makes me look a hundred times more awake and alive and together. Waking up with nice full falsies on would enhance that. Although I'm amazed that the falsies didn't curl up and end up poking her in the eye and blinding her in the night, as they would with me.
The thing about getting drunk and puking is that you never know if there are going to be hair holder people on hand for when the moment to puke arrives. This is why I wear a hair tie around my wrist at all times. (Also helpful for blowjobs.)
@morninggloria: I once threw up at an academic conference. I didn't realize that I had barfed on my nametag lanyard until weeeeell into the next day when I finally discovered the source of the "mystery smell." Good times.
Gotta love American TV... God forbid the FCC doesn't blur out the boobs and butt cracks. I mean, that would really taint the over-all moral message of the show.
I stripped for a few months last year (my neighbour was the club DJ and it seemed like fun, easy money) and all I can say about this is I feel so sorry for the girls actually trying to work in the club that night! This drama must have KILLED their money...
@littlebambi: How was your experience? Like I said I am considering getting into it 1) for the money and 2) because if I study it I figure I should walk the walk if Im gunna talk the talk.
@Cuntlovin: I'll message you a longer reply if you want, but in brief... It was a lot of fun, I love dancing, and I've always been very pro-sex workers, and never had any qualms with exposing my body (heh). The girls were lovely, probably because I was really nervous and asked them loads of stuff about shaving, costumes and dancing and always respected the weird club heirarchy. I would not recommend it if you have any issues with men seeing your body, or issues with basically lying to men to get their money. Also DO NOT straight out ask the other girls their feminist opinions on stripping! They probably have kids and debt etc and will not appreciate someone they will perceive as a priviledged, educated girl coming in and presenting competition for money they actually need to survive, simply as a sociological experiment.
I say do it if you want to, and are in an emotionally stable place (cause it can be draining). Message me on details of the clubs you are looking at, as there are lots of different types (fully nude, topless, different alcohol laws etc).
I had a lot of fun and made bank, but it is a lot of hard, physically and emotionally exhasting work and your experience depends a lot on your relationships with the other dancers. I'm in school now and draw on my experiences (and dancer savings) all the time.
"You're making me feel like I'm crazy.." At least, that's what I thought I heard. Um, whaa? Honey, if you agree to be on this show, then yeah. You're a little on the nutty side. Sidenote: Here's a perfect example of how NOT to drink. Alternately: the opposite of moderation. Sidenote #2: I, too, have been reduced to a blubbering, snotty mess as a result of overindulging. She's got me beat though. I've never thrown up all over a strip club. Score 1 for me!!
@terribletwenties aka Aesop's Foibles: Yep-- she definitely accused her costars of making her feel crazy. At one point she seemed to think they had taken her to a mental institution. Makes me wonder what tragic tidbits of info from her past will come out to put those comments in context.
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As for how she looks good despite being hungover the next morning, she's still wearing a face-full of a makeup...which is something I would never do. Seriously. I could be comatose and somehow my arm would be involuntarily wiping my eye makeup off.
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I don't know how much makeup she has on there, but she does always wear false eyelashes and that makes a huge difference. Mascara always makes me look a hundred times more awake and alive and together. Waking up with nice full falsies on would enhance that. Although I'm amazed that the falsies didn't curl up and end up poking her in the eye and blinding her in the night, as they would with me.
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Mkay.
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This drama must have KILLED their money...
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It was a lot of fun, I love dancing, and I've always been very pro-sex workers, and never had any qualms with exposing my body (heh).
The girls were lovely, probably because I was really nervous and asked them loads of stuff about shaving, costumes and dancing and always respected the weird club heirarchy.
I would not recommend it if you have any issues with men seeing your body, or issues with basically lying to men to get their money. Also DO NOT straight out ask the other girls their feminist opinions on stripping! They probably have kids and debt etc and will not appreciate someone they will perceive as a priviledged, educated girl coming in and presenting competition for money they actually need to survive, simply as a sociological experiment.
I say do it if you want to, and are in an emotionally stable place (cause it can be draining). Message me on details of the clubs you are looking at, as there are lots of different types (fully nude, topless, different alcohol laws etc).
I had a lot of fun and made bank, but it is a lot of hard, physically and emotionally exhasting work and your experience depends a lot on your relationships with the other dancers. I'm in school now and draw on my experiences (and dancer savings) all the time.
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- visit to a psychic
- someone saying, "I'm not in this to make friends!"
- someone threatening to leave the show
- tear-filled confrontation over undone chores
I'm waiting, Oxygen.
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