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stoprobbers
08/31/09

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This, more than anything, makes me really like Kim Kardashian. I know she hasn't exactly contributed anything to society other than a sex tape, but she seems like a hilarious drunk!
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JinxyMcDeath
08/31/09

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As someone who rarely drinks as well and is around the same age as Kim, I cannot even begin to imagine what she felt like the next day.

As for how she looks good despite being hungover the next morning, she's still wearing a face-full of a makeup...which is something I would never do. Seriously. I could be comatose and somehow my arm would be involuntarily wiping my eye makeup off.
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fluxus flucker
08/31/09

@JinxyMcDeath: I have to believe that her contract stipulates that a make-up team work on her in the wee hours just before she awakes. Otherwise...its just too unfair!
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Katxyz
08/31/09

@JinxyMcDeath:

I don't know how much makeup she has on there, but she does always wear false eyelashes and that makes a huge difference. Mascara always makes me look a hundred times more awake and alive and together. Waking up with nice full falsies on would enhance that. Although I'm amazed that the falsies didn't curl up and end up poking her in the eye and blinding her in the night, as they would with me.
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morninggloria
08/31/09

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The thing about getting drunk and puking is that you never know if there are going to be hair holder people on hand for when the moment to puke arrives. This is why I wear a hair tie around my wrist at all times. (Also helpful for blowjobs.)
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LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues
08/31/09

@morninggloria: I once threw up at an academic conference. I didn't realize that I had barfed on my nametag lanyard until weeeeell into the next day when I finally discovered the source of the "mystery smell." Good times.
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Zombies make the heart grow fonder
08/31/09

@morninggloria: Damn you! And here I was thinking my standard 2 hair ties bracelet was so clever and original.
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BabyJane
08/31/09

@LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues: Ouch.
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margareita metermaid
08/31/09

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tracie, your gifs never disappoint. NEVER. who was the guy helping sister kim?
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coolcooldame
08/31/09

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At least they held all her hair back. When my sorority sisters used to try and help me they were drunk too and they just ended up pulling it.
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greengrey
08/31/09

@coolcooldame: I keep hair ties on me, and if a friend gets pukey I tie their hair back for them.
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