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    Travel Writer Finds Pubes, Breasts At Nude Resort
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    Image of LucilleMcGillicuddy LucilleMcGillicuddy
    01/06/09

    In reply to Travel Writer Finds Pubes, Breasts At Nude Resort
    I must a prudie because that just sounds like too much work.
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    Image of Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.
    01/06/09

    In reply to Travel Writer Finds Pubes, Breasts At Nude Resort
    Wait, wait, hold on. Does this place remind anyone of Hedonism Bot from "Futurama"?
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    Image of BlowJoy BlowJoy
    01/06/09

    In reply to Travel Writer Finds Pubes, Breasts At Nude Resort
    Do not judge until you've tried it, ladies and gentlemen. This is paradise for some. And by some I mean me. And all my naked happy swinging friends.


    I think people want to do it, but they're too "OMG I could neeeevvveerr!" unless there is a ton of alcohol involved in a "Oh well, it was Mardi Gras and I was drunk and it was my birthday..." sort of way. I say just do it if you want to. Fun!

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    01/06/09

    @BlowJoy: I don't judge the swinging, but I could get pissy and uptight in a hurry over the fact that some people can actually afford fucking VACATTIONS in warm, sandy places.
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    Image of BlowJoy BlowJoy
    01/06/09

    @labeled: Ok, that is totes legitimate. Me fucking TOO. Pout.
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    Image of hypnotic hypnotic
    01/06/09

    In reply to Travel Writer Finds Pubes, Breasts At Nude Resort
    i sneaked in once...and promptly left this was in negril
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    01/06/09

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    I don't wanna go there either, but that dude is a total wet blanket. He can take his assy review and shove it, I'm sure plenty of people like my parents think this is grand. (the mental image of which I am now going to burn out of my head with a laser.)
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    01/06/09

    @SomeAuthorGirl: Yep. My guess is that 70% of them are "of an age" - an age where they can take whatever crazypants vacation they want.
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    01/06/09

    In reply to Travel Writer Finds Pubes, Breasts At Nude Resort
    OK, I'm going to say it.


    Just because these people are OLDER than you does NOT make them "a bunch of undesirables."


    It's their goddamned kink, not yours. Cool. Then don't fucking do it, and don't go there to mock. Not cool.

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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    01/06/09

    @labeled: I'm sure he's going to get a ton of undesirable nastygrams and I couldn't be happier about it.
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    Image of mrsryan mrsryan
    01/06/09

    @labeled: Exactly. He thought it would be Hef's grotto and the minute he saw a stretchmark he turned all pissypants. How dare he have to be subjected to that c-section scar!
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    01/06/09

    @mrsryan: Yep, you nailed it (er). The minute the woman with a bob haircut (ok) made for his junk, he was all saggy-this and floppy-that and you know... Fuck that.


    (#221 in a series of "How did I end up having this discussion" comments, enabled by Jez)

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    Image of DangerMouse DangerMouse
    01/06/09

    In reply to Travel Writer Finds Pubes, Breasts At Nude Resort
    Methinks this Boose is a boob.
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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    01/06/09

    In reply to Travel Writer Finds Pubes, Breasts At Nude Resort
    "I Went to Hedonism II and All I Got Was a Penis Grab, the Clap, Herpes and Genital Warts"


    Available now on tees, undies and mugs!

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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    01/06/09

    In reply to Travel Writer Finds Pubes, Breasts At Nude Resort
    Um. You lost me at "Blowjob Cave." However, I do like "meticulous and inspiring" pubic hair. I mean I really like it.
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    Image of LaFemme LaFemme
    01/06/09

    In reply to Travel Writer Finds Pubes, Breasts At Nude Resort
    Ugh, pass. I don't need to see everyone naked and be surrounded by a cheesy sex theme. Just thinking about the amount of jizz that has been spewed all over a bloqjob cave gives me the heebie jeebies.


    Frolicking naked with a significant other on a secluded beach? Yeah sure. Being with 100 people in a warm pool naked and grabbing at each other? Gross.

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    Image of JLady JLady
    01/06/09

    @LaFemme: I think I'm with you. I like being naked, but I'm not sure I want to share my nudity with a hotel of strangers.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    01/06/09

    In reply to Travel Writer Finds Pubes, Breasts At Nude Resort
    But what do you do when you want to sit down? I mean, it is bad enough having to see everyone's junk, I don't want to share their bacteria and viruses too.
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    Image of PilgrimSoul PilgrimSoul
    01/06/09

    @badmutha: Think of the skidmarks on the furniture!
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    Image of Dottie Gale Dottie Gale
    01/06/09

    @badmutha: Yeah, the whole thing seems more unsanitary than sexy to me.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    01/06/09

    @PilgrimSoul: OH ACK ACK ACK! TOTALLY SKEEVED OUT! ACK!
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    Image of thePrototype thePrototype
    01/06/09

    In reply to Travel Writer Finds Pubes, Breasts At Nude Resort
    I think the reviewer has confused nudist and swinger resorts. Hedo is most definitely a swinger resort, not nudist, as nudist resorts, as with most nude beaches frown on public play.
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    Image of DangerMouse DangerMouse
    01/06/09

    @thePrototype: Thanks... I was actually really confused by this because my understanding of nudism did not involve public blowjobs.
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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    01/06/09

    In reply to Travel Writer Finds Pubes, Breasts At Nude Resort
    Having never been inspired by pubic hair, I'm intrigued.
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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    01/06/09

    @sportz.star: Agreed; that was an interesting adjective. Did he see the Virgin Mary in it, or what?
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    01/06/09

    @sportz.star: Personally, my own bush inspires legions of followers. It's like the Joel Osteen of pubes
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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    01/06/09

    @TheFormerJuneBronson: I dare say there were no Virgins to be seen. More likely Jenna Jameson.
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    01/06/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (2009: a space ovumlord): How to Have Your Best Pubes Now: 7 Steps to Fulfilling Your Bush's Potential
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    Image of gobblegirl gobblegirl
    01/06/09

    @sportz.star: The 7 Grooming Habits of Highly Successful Vaginas.
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    Image of snark_shark snark_shark
    01/06/09

    @sportz.star: I'm picturing people grooming their pubes into shapes, like how a lot of dudes did in the 90s. Or dyed pubes in neon colors. That brings up a question, if your pubes are graying, to dye or not to dye? Or you could put just a little color on them for highlights...
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    Image of LaFemme LaFemme
    01/06/09

    @snark_shark: Available in several colors...


    [www.drugstore.com]

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    Image of PrettyNotPretty PrettyNotPretty
    01/06/09

    In reply to Travel Writer Finds Pubes, Breasts At Nude Resort
    I thought one of the points of nudist resorts was to NOT be ashamed of your body and not feel like you're being judged.


    So...the judgments feel even more dickish.

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    Image of aubonpam aubonpam
    01/06/09

    @PrettyNotPretty: I agree. Weirdly, this reminds me of the blogger who went to WisCon and was saying all that stuff about the people who went, who I'm assuming felt like they were in a safe, supportive place to share common interests, much like these people are.
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    Image of JinxyMcDeath JinxyMcDeath
    01/06/09

    In reply to Travel Writer Finds Pubes, Breasts At Nude Resort
    My uncle told me that he honeymooned with his wife at Hedonism...and then my first-cousin (on the other side of my family) told me the same thing. I wanted to be like "what are you admitting to right now? Are you admitting your swingers? Nudists? Voyeurs? What exactly are we getting at...and can we pause so I can vomit, thanks."


    (Pause for vomiting was solely due to familial context and was not in any way a response to consenting adults lifestyles)

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