<![CDATA[Jezebel: pubes]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: pubes]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/pubes http://jezebel.com/tag/pubes <![CDATA[Body Hair: The Long & Short Of It]]> Bliss Spa is hiring people in gorilla suits to roam the streets of New York handing out coupons for waxing to promote hair-removal services. The slogan: "We're wild about hair removal." Our slogan: obsession with hairlessness is out of control.

Earlier this month, the New York Times noted that "American women didn't shave their armpits en masse until the 1920s." These days, Nivea.com has a demonstration of male body shaving.

In a piece from Friday's Wall Street Journal, Cameron Stracher writes: "The same people pushing hairlessness are the ones selling the products. In the best tradition of hucksterism, we must have what we don't need." But Stracher noticed something else important:

Recently I went to see the play Hair, the '60s musical about hair as a metaphor for rebellion, pride, power, sexuality and love. As the talented cast sang about the joys of their God-given hairiness, I realized that at least half the men in the cast had shaved their underarms. In a generation, hair had gone from plumage to be worn "long, straight, curly, fuzzy, snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty… bangled, tangled, spangled and spaghettied," to being plucked, shorn, waxed, buzzed, razored, tasered, lasered and depilated.

Over the weekend, I went to my friend's parents' 40th anniversary party, which means they got married the summer of '69. The party was hippie-themed, with tie-dye and what not, and someone joked that they'd Googled "Woodstock" to get a costume idea and "everyone was hairy and naked." How did this happen? How did Americans go from being proud of their body hair to being stalked on the streets by gorillas and encouraged to strip it all off? Being shamed into hairlessness can't be progress.

Or course, all things are cyclical — the Ancient Greeks used depilatories. Hairy pits and bush will probably come back around to being "in style" again in another 40 years. Meanwhile, we'll continue to be stripped not only of our hair and pride, but our hard-earned cash: According to WSJ, the shaving and hair removal business made about $1.8 billion in the U.S. last year. Almost makes you want to be a hippie.

Gorillas And Women Tag-Teaming On Spa's Hair-Removal Campaign [BrandFreak]
Receding Hairlines [WSJ]
Do Women Like Men Quite That Cleanshaven? [NY Times]

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<![CDATA[Kendra: "I Am A Waxing Virgin"; The Rest Of The World: "Huh?"]]> On last's night Kendra, Kendra claimed that her fiancé "has always putten [sic] up with this big bush I have." Then she said she was a "waxing virgin." You could have knocked me over with a pubic hair.

If you look at Kendra's many Playboy pictorials (just Google it), you can see that she does not have pubic hair. Maybe she shaves though. Does that make her a "technical waxing virgin?"

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<![CDATA[Slap! Ooorgh! Pow! Kaboom! Rrrrip! Film Explores Pubic Waxing]]> The best thing about this excerpt from Why We Wax, Kimberly M. Wetherell and Amy Axelson's 19-minute documentary about pubic hair removal, has to be the onomatopoeia the interview subjects use to describe the sensations of a Brazilian.





Deadpans Wetherell of her first bikini wax, "I went for my birthday. The most horrible birthday present I've ever given myself." And, the more she thought about waxing, and the increasingly normative Brazilian (it was back in 2003 that Naomi Wolf, noting the pubic hair generational divide, wrote, "In my gym, the 40-year-old women have adult pubic hair; the twentysomethings have all been trimmed and styled"), the more Wetherell and Axelson wondered about the purpose of hair removal. What is it that makes so many women put up with the pain and expense of intimate waxing? Are we keeping up with the mostly hairless icons of female beauty? Competing with mainstream pornography? Worried about men's attitudes to an untamed bush?

So the directors got women — and men — on the record about sex, attraction, pain, and pleasure where pubic hair maintenance is concerned. Why We Wax, which debuted recently at the TriBeCa Film Center in New York, also covers the history of waxing and pubic grooming (ancient Egyptians apparently endorsed sugaring), the modern history of the so-called Brazilian (actually invented in the U.S., according to Jonice Padilha, one of the women interviewed, who is co-credited with developing the style). But the film doesn't just dwell on the psychosocial aspects of hair removal in the abstract: what's brilliant is that the filmmakers privilege the views of women who engage with the subject as active participants, sharing divergent opinions that together cover all the dimensions of the actual experience of getting waxed. The leg lifts, the "fetal position" pose, the cheek-spreading, the mirror self-check, the strange pleasure of the ass wax, the labia pain that can persist for days ("like, really bad sunburn on your vagina"), the girlfriend comparisons: it's all there.

Esthetician Mara Sanchez explains the dynamics of the waxer-waxee relationship — that awkward repartee, or that more-awkward silence — as an intense game with the goal of distracting the client. "You can't give a client enough time to think about it. We don't really need them to do that, that's just engaging them so that they don't rip your hair out when you rip their hair out. Get it?" It's also important to be speedy. "You're like, SchchchhrrripSripSssschriiipRip. Next leg, please."

It's awesome to hear so many women talking about how they feel about their vaginas as they wax, trim, and regrow. One woman compares her vagina, post-wax, to Jabba the Hut. Another revels in feeling "every hill and bump." Someone says the phenomenon of women getting "a shiny 'giny" to please their husbands is creepy. Another says her husband doesn't care. An impressed dude says, of his wife, "She went from a jungle to a cathedral." One subject offers this advice: "If you don't want to wax, don't wax. Don't! Let it flow. Get designs on it. Dread that shit."

Why We Wax [Film Website]
Why We Wax [Current TV]
The Porn Myth [NYMag]

Earlier: Benny The Tech Geek Gets A Bikini Wax
Pimp My Vadge

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<![CDATA["Trend" Alert: Clean-Shaven Balls]]> Judging from ad campaigns launched by several different manufacturers of men's shaving products, we're here to report that ball trimming/shaving seems to be a new, encouraged standard of grooming. Finally, a marketing trend we can get behind on our knees for!



This month, Gillette has posted a series of instructional shaving videos on YouTube, one of which being "How To Shave Your Groin," which walks men through the process of "trimming the bush to make the tree look taller."



Philips Norelco (the company responsible for the shaved kiwi ad appearing in public men's rooms) even has an entire site dedicated to male pubic hair shaving, aptly titled Malepubichairshaving.net, that addresses the issue:

Did you know that women like men who shave down there? Having silky smooth balls is a lot nicer than finding a huge bush or choking on your pubes! Today's trend is to have it clean or at least trimmed. This helps both aesthetically and hygienic wise as well.

Content includes posts like "3 Pubic Shaving Methods Men Should AVOID, and "How to Shave Your Balls." Of course there are also links to purchase various Philips Norelco products to get the task done, such as Balla Powder, which sounds like the title of a Chamillionaire song, but is actually a talc for balls.


Braun also has a web-based campaign which references the pubic area as part of male grooming standards with its "Nationality Guide," a list of stereotypical (gay porn-ish?) guys from different countries of origin, that measures their body hair length, including "average hair down there."








Gillette Video Teaches Art Of Genital Shaving [AdFreak]
Male Pubic Hair Shaving [Official Site]
Braun's Nationality Guide [Braun]

Earlier: Dudes: Cut The Crap, Cut Your Ball Hair

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<![CDATA[Brazilian Waxes: The Trend That Never Really Existed]]> There's a page-view-baiting essay in Salon today about how, because of the recession and widely acknowledged creepiness, women are going retrobush and shunning Brazilian waxes. But!

Unfortunately, there are no pube-based statistics to back up this shocking discovery, so I'm calling bullshit on the entire thing and saying that not that many women were ripping off all their pubes in the first place.

Writer Lisa Germinsky uses totally anecdotal evidence from her group of friends to prove that women are letting their pubes run wild like the grasses of the Serengeti plain:

As my friend Jen put it, "My landing strip has turned into more of a Dorito." It should probably come as no surprise that the biggest economic crisis since the Great Depression would inspire a little fuzz. Conspicuous spending is out, after all. And maintaining a stripper-worthy wax job ain't cheap. "It's back to shaving in the shower for me," says Catlin, a brand manager for a Los Angeles fashion label. "It's a fortune to keep a trim bush," bemoans Meredith, a healthcare marketing executive.

I'll take her anecdotal evidence and raise her my own anecdotal evidence! Maybe the porn world saw the rise of the retrobush, and desperate trend story writers used that, and one Sex and the City episode, as evidence that more and more women were going bare down there. But of the women I know, a couple have tried Brazilian waxes one time, but the vast majority have close to their original plumage.

Germinsky quotes Bill Maher, who says, "Bring back a little pubic hair. Not a lot. I'm not talking about reviving that 1973 look that says I'm liberated ... and I'm smuggling a hedgehog. I just want a friendly, fuzzy calling card that tells me I'm not going to get arrested." But I'm pretty sure the majority of dudes of certain generations always felt this way, and that the editorial whining about men wanting their girlfriends to look like 12-year-olds down below was an exaggeration. Much like the Brazilian wax itself, I find this trend story to be semi-painful and totally unsatisfying.

Bush Is Back! [Salon]

Earlier: To Strip Or Not To Strip?

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<![CDATA[Dudes: Cut The Crap, Cut Your Ball Hair]]> I never get that offended by guys who have pube preferences for the women they date — unless they are militant about bald vaginas — because I understand the dislike of a mouthful of long, coarse hair. And that's why I recently told my man that he needed to do something about that giant, overgrown mass between his legs that looked more like the front yard of Grey Gardens than a crotch. There are a ton of gender double standards that drive me up a wall, but the widespread social acceptance of unruly, unmaintained male pubes is something we can easily change with one simple sentence:

"I would lick and suck on your balls if you trimmed them."

That's what I told my boyfriend. He was definitely into the idea of getting his balls licked, but I could tell that he was less enthused about taking something sharp to the region of his body he holds most near and dear. But luckily for him, I'd already invested in mini Norelco electric clippers set for my own pubes—a painless, controlled system of hair removal—that I offered for his use. Besides, I didn't want him to get completely bald down there, because it would look weird and gay porno-y.

But he didn't know how to use the clippers, or at least pretended not to know how so that I would do it for him. Which I gladly did. And which he treated as foreplay. I have to say that giving him head is a lot more enjoyable now that I don't get finger-length hairs caught in the back of my throat. And I think that now he's getting his balls licked on a more frequent basis, he would agree with our results. See, social change can be fun for everyone!

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<![CDATA[Should You Compromise Your Pube Length To Satisfy Your Partner?]]> On last night's episode of The Sarah Silverman Program, Sarah got a look at her sister Laura's wildly overgrown pubes in a locker room (which led Sarah to call her "Laura Bush"). Laura asked her boyfriend if her pubes bothered him, and while he tried to be supportive, he admitted that it was a bit much. She said she didn't want to shave them down, because her pubes remind her of her mom, who died in the '70s. But she eventually did, to make her boyfriend happy, but ultimately felt like a sell out. Clip above.

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<![CDATA["Is Believing In Creationism Grounds For A Breakup?"]]> It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, Rich, the judge to my Judy, helps me answer questions about golden showers, pizza dough, and affectionate cats. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)








"Is Believing In Creationism Grounds For A Breakup?" from Pot Psychology on Vimeo.

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<![CDATA["Will Squirting Too Much Make Me Incontinent?"]]> It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, the wind beneath my wings, Rich, helps me dole out advice on stuff like eating food out of vaginas, testicle-shaving, and prom dates. (And this time, someone sent us dick pics!!!) Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

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<![CDATA[ Fun fact those of you who embrace the retrobush:...]]> Fun fact those of you who embrace the retrobush: pubic hairs are naturally curly because of sex hormones. The hormones cause the follicles to turn oval-shaped, and oval follicles grow curly hairs. "The purpose of curly kinky pubic hairs remains a mystery to scientists, however," notes Live Science. We're scientists and we believe the purpose of pubes is to protect your junk. [Live Science]

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<![CDATA[To Strip Or Not To Strip?]]> I usually do not wax. Mostly because I'm cheap and lazy. The state of my pubes generally has nothing to do with whether or not I'm getting some: it's semi-seasonal but mostly whim-based. Like last week I looked down in the shower and I was like Jesus, my area looks like Burt Reynolds' chest! So i decided to get a wax, and my experience was a little unorthodox. My waxer blew on my crotch after she put down each new smear of wax. I imagine this was to make the wax cool more quickly, but it was still disconcerting. I didn't say anything because it's hard to be assertive when you're paying someone to rip off your pubes. Anyway! The best wax I had was at a super ritzy place where I got a free gift certificate and they had TVs on the ceiling. I watched The Wizard of Oz while an intimidatingly hot woman tore off my business. It was kinda like semi-Lynchian torture porn. But the point of all this TMI is that I'm wondering how many of you wax, and if so, how much do you take off?

A quick poll of the other Jezebels shows that most of us wax to some degree, whether it's just off the top and sides or we get it all off. One Jezzie goes "retrobush" in the winter, which is a term I'm going to have to fit into sentences all the time now.

After I got my most recent wax, I was all excited like I bought a new dress or something and I came home and ripped my pants off to show my dude. He was like, "Oh...neat," because he totally doesn't care either way. The one time I got a Brazilian he was all "You look like porn. In a bad way." Of all the dudes I've dated, only one ever commented on my hair situation, and that was to make a snide-ass comment about the hair on the backs of my thighs (which btw is so hard to reach). Do your significant others have a say in your pube maintenance? I feel like if they're getting what's underneath the pubes, they really don't have a vote about the upkeep, but maybe you can change my mind.

Related: Is Pubic Hair Making A Comeback?
Former Sassy Scribe Margie Ingall Loves Dudes With "A Butt Rug"

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<![CDATA[Benny The Tech Geek Gets A Bikini Wax]]>
For our new series, "What It Feels Like To Be A Girl," we'll be filming men going through some of the more agonizing experiences that women put themselves through. (Suggestions? Send them our way.) First up: Benny, an intern from our geeky, big brother blog Gizmodo. Benny was not only brave enough to agree to get a full bikini wax — which included his sack and crack — but have both myself and Gawker Media's Richard Blakeley commit it to video. (At one point, the poor guy was so lightheaded from the experience that he thought he'd faint.) Good news, though: Not only does Benny have a newly-smooth ballsack, he's single and new to NYC. Ladies, you know you'd lick it.

Earlier: How To Get Waxed

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