During E!’s always mind-numbing yet always watchable red carpet show before the 2016 Golden Globes, Giuliana Rancic asked Jamie Lee Curtis, nominated for her role in Scream Queens, about recreating her mother’s classic shower scene from Psycho last year.
When you work on the internet, at least once per day you come across a story that makes your crotch wince and your brain scream to unremember what it just read. This is today's story.
What, you thought Lolita and Norman Bates came out of thin air?
- We intimidated you with the girth of our shenises.
- We threatened to gnaw on your babies.
- We encouraged you to embrace the psycho within.
- We mourned for a red sox widow.
- We pondered the intentions of American Apparel ads.
- Oprah told us that we have ADD.
- After she tried to feed us tripe.
- And finally, we bid a sad farewell to…