When you work on the internet, at least once per day you come across a story that makes your crotch wince and your brain scream to unremember what it just read. This is today's story. »
- We intimidated you with the girth of our shenises.
- We threatened to gnaw on your babies.
- We encouraged you to embrace the psycho within.
- We mourned for a red sox widow.
- We pondered the intentions of American Apparel ads.
- Oprah told us that we have ADD.
- After she tried to feed us tripe.
- And finally, we bid a…