'Gangnam Style' Wedding Dance With Gun Results In Horrible Bloodbath
Awful news out of Yemen. On Friday, three people were killed at a wedding party when a guest dancing to "Gangnam Style" while holding an AK-47 accidentally fired into the crowd.
Drugs and Bongs and Stuff Seized from Justin Bieber's Weed Bus
Today in dooooyyyeeeeeeeeeee, border officials searched one of Justin Bieber's tour buses after drug-sniffing dogs detected a whiff of dank, smelly reefer. Turns out, that dog was totally right! The bus was full of pots and weeds and jazz cigarettes and smoke-machines! Justin Bieber was not on the bus, but come on.…
Brad Pitt Retires Stunt Cock: No More Sex Scenes
If a sexually-dissatisfied Southern woman happens to be on the lam with her friend, she can no longer count on glistening young cowboy drifter Brad Pitt to make the fuck with her. Why? Because he doesn't do onscreen sex scenes anymore, out of respect for Angelina Jolie, and she does the same for him.
Simon Cowell Told Demi Lovato She's 20 Lbs Too Fat For X-Factor
Before Demi Lovato returns to The X-Factor to fill the voids left by Britney Spears and L.A. Reid, Simon Cowell wants her to lose some weight, and had no problem telling her as much despite her hospitalization two years ago that was in part due to bulimia. Transfixed by his deep V-neck, staring into the dark,…
Adele Says Fanks But No Fanks to Seven-Figure Memoir Paycheck
Although Adele and her people have been meeting with Harper Collins to discuss a possible book deal (with a seven-figure offer), it won't be a memoir because, at 24, she thinks she's too young.
Watch the Slow Death of a Pop Culture Phenomenon in Psy's New Video 'Gentlemen'
In his ongoing campaign to become the next Lou Bega, South Korean pop star Psy has released a follow-up video to the mega ultra super smash hit, "Gangnam Style." The new video (which has racked up almost 20 million YouTube views in the last 14 hours) is called "Gentleman," and it features Psy being an asshole to a…
Of Course Rihanna and Chris Brown Spent New Year's Eve in Bed Together
It's 2013! And yet, this is a very 2012 story: the Internet is feeling all Olivia Benson-on-Law & Order: SVU this morning after piecing together with the help of "forensic evidence" that Rihanna and Chris Brown spent the night together on New Year's Eve. By "forensic evidence" I mean Instagram pictures of them…
Nick Stahl Appears Just Long Enough To Masturbate In Public
Poor troubled Terminator 3 actor Nick Stahl now has a glossy senior picture in the Paul Reubens Academy Yearbook: Stahl was arrested around dinnertime last night for jerking off in the private booth of a porn store in Hollywood. The LAPD booked him for a misdemeanor (lewd conduct) and he was released a few hours…
Justin Bieber Has Made an Enemy of the California Hamster Organization
The California Hamster Organization (Suggested alternate name: Hamsters, Motherfucker™) have accused Justin Bieber of animal cruelty after he gave his little buddy Pac away to a particularly enthused fan. Their objections are that hamsters "often succumb quickly to illness and death," especially when faced with…
Cee-Lo Green Is Just Constantly Farting in Christina Aguilera's Face All the Time
I know this doesn't really deserve to be the lead story, but it's FRIDAY. I DO WHAT I WANT. FART JOKES FOR EVERYONE. Christina Aguilera went on Ellen and told the whole world that Cee-Lo has gas problems. Like, butt-gas. (The funniest gas of all!!!)
Stars Mixed Business With Leather at the Jingle Ball
Last night at KIIS FM's 2012 Jingle Ball, held at the Nokia Theatre in L.A., celebrities wore leather. Leather jackets, leather skirts, leather shoes, leather boots. It was all about the leather.
Kathie Lee Attends Her Own Broadway Show So She Can Laugh Inappropriately and Pose for Pictures
According to some Smash-esque Broadway gossip, Kathie Lee Gifford is just as obviously drunk during rehearsals of her poorly-reviewed show Scandalous: The Life and Trials of Aimee Semple McPherson as she is when she and Hoda Kotb have to do a cock segment on Today.
Glittery Gowns and Hideous Hair at the American Music Awards
Last night at the 40th American Music Awards, the stars were shiny and bright, with gold being one of the most popular colors on the red carpet.
Keira Knightley's Breasts Discuss Anorexia, Feminism in Allure
Anna Karenina star Keira Knightley went topless for the December issue of Allure. Hey, Keira, do you have an eating disorder? There are all those rumors and everything.
is getting his LOLs in Afghanistan by signing guys in his battalion up for niche dating websites, a source reports. "Harry's good at…Cats Perturbed By "Gangnam Style"
I don't doubt that everyone is marginally sick of K-Pop sensation "Gangnam Style" (Psy cameoed on last week's Saturday Night Live, and that's how you know you've reached maximum saturation), but this may well be the straw that breaks the camel's back.
Kate Middleton Got Giggly As She Greeted Topless Islanders
Kate Middleton giggled uncontrollably as she and Prince William visited the Solomon Islands and were presented with garlands by topless women from the village of Marau, likely because being presented with boobs are kind of on-the-nose for her right now. The islands were the latest stop on the royals' Diamond Jubilee…
The Good, the Bad and the Very Ugly Clothes of the MTV Awards
Last night the MTV Video Music Awards were held in Los Angeles, and started early. Apparently this was necessary because the President was speaking and it was also Fashion's Night Out. But it resulted in a fashion photo disaster: Celebrities were all dressed up in the middle of the goddamn afternoon, under the harsh…
