Drugs and Bongs and Stuff Seized from Justin Bieber's Weed Bus

Today in dooooyyyeeeeeeeeeee, border officials searched one of Justin Bieber's tour buses after drug-sniffing dogs detected a whiff of dank, smelly reefer. Turns out, that dog was totally right! The bus was full of pots and weeds and jazz cigarettes and smoke-machines! Justin Bieber was not on the bus, but come on.… » 7/29/13 8:40pm 7/29/13 8:40pm

Simon Cowell Told Demi Lovato She's 20 Lbs Too Fat For X-Factor

Before Demi Lovato returns to The X-Factor to fill the voids left by Britney Spears and L.A. Reid, Simon Cowell wants her to lose some weight, and had no problem telling her as much despite her hospitalization two years ago that was in part due to bulimia. Transfixed by his deep V-neck, staring into the dark,… » 5/04/13 11:30am 5/04/13 11:30am

Watch the Slow Death of a Pop Culture Phenomenon in Psy's New Video…

In his ongoing campaign to become the next Lou Bega, South Korean pop star Psy has released a follow-up video to the mega ultra super smash hit, "Gangnam Style." The new video (which has racked up almost 20 million YouTube views in the last 14 hours) is called "Gentleman," and it features Psy being an asshole to a… » 4/14/13 12:00pm 4/14/13 12:00pm

Of Course Rihanna and Chris Brown Spent New Year's Eve in Bed Together

It's 2013! And yet, this is a very 2012 story: the Internet is feeling all Olivia Benson-on-Law & Order: SVU this morning after piecing together with the help of "forensic evidence" that Rihanna and Chris Brown spent the night together on New Year's Eve. By "forensic evidence" I mean Instagram pictures of them… » 1/02/13 9:00am 1/02/13 9:00am

Nick Stahl Appears Just Long Enough To Masturbate In Public

Poor troubled Terminator 3 actor Nick Stahl now has a glossy senior picture in the Paul Reubens Academy Yearbook: Stahl was arrested around dinnertime last night for jerking off in the private booth of a porn store in Hollywood. The LAPD booked him for a misdemeanor (lewd conduct) and he was released a few hours… » 12/28/12 9:00am 12/28/12 9:00am

Justin Bieber Has Made an Enemy of the California Hamster Organization

The California Hamster Organization (Suggested alternate name: Hamsters, Motherfucker™) have accused Justin Bieber of animal cruelty after he gave his little buddy Pac away to a particularly enthused fan. Their objections are that hamsters "often succumb quickly to illness and death," especially when faced with… » 12/20/12 9:00am 12/20/12 9:00am

Kate Middleton Got Giggly As She Greeted Topless Islanders

Kate Middleton giggled uncontrollably as she and Prince William visited the Solomon Islands and were presented with garlands by topless women from the village of Marau, likely because being presented with boobs are kind of on-the-nose for her right now. The islands were the latest stop on the royals' Diamond Jubilee… » 9/18/12 9:00am 9/18/12 9:00am

The Good, the Bad and the Very Ugly Clothes of the MTV Awards

Last night the MTV Video Music Awards were held in Los Angeles, and started early. Apparently this was necessary because the President was speaking and it was also Fashion's Night Out. But it resulted in a fashion photo disaster: Celebrities were all dressed up in the middle of the goddamn afternoon, under the harsh… » 9/07/12 11:40am 9/07/12 11:40am