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more about #zsazsagabor more comments → BytheSea: Did she think the kittens would dance on cue? Or rather chew the rhinestones off her dress, climb the curtains, hide under the stage, and eat the conf... more » TheLittlestChicken: U2 nerd alert: Hamish Hamilton directed the Live from Boston DVD. It's well-filmed, well-edited, and the behind-the-scenes is funny. Maybe the Oscars ... more » apteryxawl: For a minute I was like "wait, I didn't know Josh from the West Wing is the guitarist in Aerosmith...weird." more » formergr: Huh, I actually interpreted the description above of Amy Winehouse's dad as his implying she possibly had a leaky heart valve, not a leaky implant. E... more » LoSpaz: Eff my career, I want to be Mariah Carey for a day. Kittens on demand? I don't even have HBO On Demand. more » willwriteforfood: How slow am I that I just figured out yesterday that Robert Pattinson was Cedric Diggory. Also, Jerry Seinfeld...um, what? Can someone parse that sta... more » PaintedTrollop: Dear Mr. Winehouse, Please stop talking about Amy's breasts. It creeps me and everyone else on the planet out. thx PaintedTrollop more » duetoprivacy: Mariah is suffering from Elmyra symptoms more » TheLemon: Countess LuAnn, have you read any of your boyfriend's books? His newest book, Millennium Girl, is about international female gold diggers. [www.amaz... more » BlondeGoddess: Team Burger. Just sayin'. more » TheUptightMidwesterner: "Andy Richter Controls the Universe" was one of the few bright little lights that justified television's existence.I get sad every time I think about it. more » BabyJane: Dear Mariah, The phrase raining cats and dogs is not meant to be taken literally. Much love, BabyJane more » whynotshesaid: Someone needs to explain to Kirsten Dunst that most of the stuff in the middle of the country is NOT located on the side of a highway. It sounds like... more » EdnasEdibles: Just skimming the headline I though it said "Amy's implants are demanding kittens" and I actually paused trying to figure out if you meant that she ac... more » PaigeTurner: mariah carey is secretly lisa frank. pass it on. more » -
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Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
- Amy Winehouse was supposedly in the hospital because she was sick, but now her dad says:
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Michael Lohan Could Get Arrested (Again); Twilight Stars Definitely Dating
- Could Michael Lohan go to jail for the phone calls he's been leaking?
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Kate Winslet's Terrorist & Body Issues
- Why do Kate Winslet and husband Sam Mendes usually fly on separate planes?
