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more about #zoo Her Grace: SNOWED IN: Sasquatch! #animalmagnetisms more » LilyBonesBurana: Why does this photo upset me so? I feel horrible for her! For all I know, she might be completely comfortable, but I want to crochet her a giant bear ... more » kookla: My sympathy to any woman out there named Dolores. Be prepared for the onslaught of spammed email jokes. #animalmagnetisms more » TransFat: I wonder if we can set her up with one of those Montauk Monsters? They don't judge like those average bears. #animalmagnetisms more » prettycool: Who knew furless bears looked like something out of Dark Crystal? #animalmagnetisms more » SouthernSatine: Do you think that fraggle top from Frederick's comes in bear sizes? #animalmagnetisms more » secretlycontroversial: Note to readers: This is not a human in a rat suit. #animalmagnetisms more » andheartss haz it: Somebody hook Dolores up with a lace front, ASAP! #animalmagnetisms more » token_illiterate_commenter: Dolores, you may want to talk to this man #animalmagnetisms more » curiousgeorgiana: Knit it a sweater? #animalmagnetisms more » JessIsElf-ity: I think it's kinda cute. You know, if you find slightly demonic and nightmare-inducing cute. Which I do, by the way. #animalmagnetisms more » hatepaperdoll: O Hai! I'm in mah flesh sweatpants, hauntin yur dremz. #animalmagnetisms more » Jack_Burton: Well played. Evolutionary, even! He sounds like he was your intellectual and sexual inferior. more » whynotshesaid: Once when I was at the zoo checking out the zebra and giraffe exhibit, one giraffe mounted another one with his foot-long erection and they just start... more » Kivrin: I once saw some hot monkey sex at the zoo. There was one male and a bunch of females in the exhibit, and the male was chasing them all around with his... more » AnnoyingFemaleLeadVoiceover: The clunk-clunk rhythmic sounds of two shells "touching" as two turtles had sex solidified that I am not mature enough to handle something like this. ... more » AuntieBee: It's way more interesting that just another dinner that is supposedly romantic because there's like, roses or some shit. more » fireflyinjuly: I know. My first internal argument was that this is exploitation of animals and that they deserve privacy. Then I remembered that humans make sex a di... more » PrettyNotPretty: I found out a boyfriend was cheating on me because he left his email open on my laptop, I thought it was mine, but then noticed dirty emails from anot... more » YourScreenplaySucks: This is creepy. I think the government should open files on anyone who attends this event. I wonder if PETA will show up with flour and paint to prote... more » -
#critters
Fuzzy Wuzzy Was A Bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy Had Noβ¦
Poor Dolores. She's a spectacled bear in Leipzig, Germany, suffering from fur loss. And winter is coming! Get that girl a weave. [Boing Boing, BBC News] -
#junglelove
Zoo Hosts Valentine's Day Sex Tour
A Michigan zoo is holding a "Zoorotica" event on Valentine's Day that lets people see how wild animals have sex. More » -
#pandamonium
Cute, But Not Cuddly
"A Beijing Zoo panda known for his bad temper has tasted human blood for the third timeβ¦" [Yahoo News via Time] -
#leftovers
Woman Faints When Eating Sandwiches β’ Zoo Sorry About Gorilla Farts
β’ OMG: A young English woman suffers from a rare condition that causes her to faint whenever she eats a sandwich or drinks "fizzy" beverages. That's our entire diet! β’ -
#leftovers
Berlin Gets Baby Hippo β’ Headbanging Can Seriously Hurt
β’ A cute, unnamed 18-day-old hippo calf made her first public appearance at the Berlin Zoo yesterday. She is the first hippo to be born in Berlin in three years. β’ -
#cutebreak
Lend Me Your Paw
Who would have thought that a paw could be such a pick-me-up? Check out the precious paw pads of Wildbaer, the youngest polar bear at the Stuttgart Zoo in Germany. [BWE] -
