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more about #zombies logruszed: Drinking gold: Well it's no more stupid than not getting inoculations for your kids. more » tiredfairy: A friend of my mother's takes gold for depression. My mom came to me about it, presumably wondering if she should try it. I told her that it wasn't a ... more » BytheSea: Hay, I watched that House ep about the gold poisoning last night! The one that starts with the play-rape. she was putting it in her husband's cornflak... more » Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Please tell me Hope Solo's parents were biiiiig Star Wars fans. more » rixatrix: For $500, I can have a painful facial that celebrities may or may not like, but it may be beneficial? For $5, I can get a facewash with 2% Salicylic ... more » LikeChai: I've got that exact same top that Diane de Poitiers is wearing. Funny how some things never go out of fashion. And when I say things, I mean tits. more » phantom lady: Well Professor Wotton smarty pants. do you know what else science has proven can't fly? bumble bees. and yet, they do. so there. more » MissMollyKate: Katy, are you really surprised that "apparently, that's all it takes to win the hearts of German viewers"? Does "David Hasselhoff" mean nothing to you? more » LaComtesse: I like to think that Diane de Poitiers died by ingesting poison that Catherine de Medici, Henri's wife and mother of his 10 children (and a personal h... more » zu_zu: I love that the Florida Dept of Transportation had a sense of humor about the Zombie Attack!! more » deuteragonist: Wow. The exclusion of women's ski jumping is utter bullshit. If hurling your body into the sky shouldn't be contested at the Olympics, I don't know wh... more » Ailatan: There is a joke about goldiggers and archeologists out there... more » Algernon: While the woman in the silk chiffon with bare breasts is striking. Anyone care to explain what is going on with the woman in the background? Is she... more » Tippi Hedren: Sure, gold will keep you young and pretty, but Goldschlager will keep you from caring one way or the other. more » Bitingpika: If some doctor came out with The Gold Diet: Harness the Power of the Sun for Younger, Thinner You it would be all over Good Morning America. more » Atomic Bowling: Ok, so this is probably way too personal of info, but I just have to say it - somehow, I just don't feel so bad anymore about how I could never get a ... more » notheretomakefriends: That Beatrix Lestrange is such a sellout, I read on dirt bag that she just shot a commercial for Bertie Bott's new gum line. #thrilltheworld more » Flackette Goes Retro: I will be Zombie-ing Oct. 30 in my hometown (where we've been doing Thriller in the streets since 2005). It's awesome fun. #thrilltheworld more » futuremouse: Tsk, Tsk. No brains for for you. You may be a Zombie but you're still a Lady Zombie. From now on it's strictly vinegar and air. Otherwise the Boy... more » Kivrin: Given how much I was obsessed with "Thriller" as a kid, it's really surprising that I'm NOT in Sydney right now dressed as a zombie. There but for th... more » -
#leftovers
Archeologists Find 16th Century Golden Girl • Female Ski Jumpers Lose Bid To Compete In Vancouver
• French experts believe Diane de Poitiers, mistress of 16th-century king, Henry II, was killed by her desire to stay youthful. Forensic experts found evidence of chronic gold intoxication - meaning she probably drank gold in attempts to stay pretty. More » -
#todayincatalogs
Entertainment Earth: Where Your Fangirl Dreams Come True
If you fantasize about remote-controlled zombies, Twilight action figures, mod Barbies or a doll of that new black princess from Disney's The Princess and the Frog, you're in luck: Entertainment Earth has what you need.
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#goodbadugly
Zombies + Bai Ling. Need We Say More?
Little Dead Riding-Hood says: The Zombieland L.A. premiere was a bloody, undead massacre. Oh, and then there were the celebrity zombies. More » -
#realitybites
Real World: Hitler Comparisons, Zombies, And Drunk Tap Dancing
Whenever the roommates do something bad, the next day they're like, "I don't know what got into me." Liquor got into them. Lots of it. On last night's episode, Emilee got wasted and tap-danced on Bronne's zombie magazine. Drama ensued. More » -
#braaiiiiins
Zombie Trend Remains Undead
A New York Times piece about the SkyMall catalog includes the 411 on a "zombie" garden ornament. Maybe to go with these hand towels, seen on Etsy? [NY Times, Etsy] -
#buns
Who Killed Roger Rabbit?
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#braaainsandfeet
Fight The Living Dead In Style
These "Zombie Stomper" high heels are billed as "perfect for stompin' on zombies ... and men's hearts." With a 4.5 inch heel, it's just lucky that (most) zombies don't move very fast. [Boing Boing] -
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#greatmomentsinliterature
An Excerpt From Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
"…She saw Mrs. Long struggle to free herself as two female dreadfuls bit into her head, cracking her skull like a walnut, and sending a shower of dark blood spouting as high as the chandeliers." [NPR] -
#zombies
Zombie Nation
It will come as no shock to readers of this space to learn that zombies are now - officially - the new vampires. [Time] -
#braaaaaains
Night Of The Living Quips
Fans of the undead, rejoice: Diablo Cody will produce a "romantic zombie comedy" based on upcoming novel Breathers: A Zombie's Lament. This is officially a trend, now, right? [Variety] -
#janeausten
Zombie Nation
Apparently Jezebels aren't the only ones tickled by the idea of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. The upcoming title that launched a thousand puns has become a viral internet phenomenon! [Media Bistro] -
#disturbia
February French Vogue: Steven Klein Model Zombies & NSFW Nan Goldin
I promised you all some more Lara Stone, and I haven't delivered. But read on for a spot of mid-afternoon nudity, S&M, red-lit bedrooms, a boy in a cage, and the ethereal, horrifying Lara. More » -
#brrraaaiiiinss
Women Killing Zombies
We've become aware of the fact that a large number of our readers love zombies; to honor this, we've created a cathartic montage, from various horror movies, of women kicking major zombie ass. (Gore included.) More » -
#nonos
Zombies + Jezebels = Hell Breaking Loose
Jalopnik politely asked readers not to hack into electronic road signs with messages about zombies. But people didn't listen! So we're demanding: Do not hack into signs with messages about feminazi bonerkiller Jezebels. [AP, Jalopnik] -
#janeausten
Killing Jane
Um. Seth Grahame-Smith's new novel, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, is a "delightful comedy of manners" featuring Elizabeth, Darcy, and the undead. I'd say Jane was rolling, but she probably stopped caring long ago. [Mediabistro]
