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more about #zacefron Jack_Burton: Brit journalist takes Zac Efron to Candy Mountain. more » BlondeGoddess: Susan Boyle was also pictured sucking her thumb. Does she really want this? Shouldn't someone protect this woman? more » Mr.Gawn: Thats highly ironic, Schwarzenegger typically denies his salary every year. more » hellosunshine: Guys, I'm the one who asked for the Spice Girls musical. YOU'RE WELCOME. more » sarasasa: Dubai is in financial trouble? I can't imagine how that happened... more » lisas: Jordan is so much fun I can't stand it. She's what Spencer and Heidi so desperately wish they could be. Love her. more » TheUptightMidwesterner: The thunderous shreiking you hear in the background is every drag queen on earth going nuts at the news of The Spice Girls Musical. more » bowleserised: I was so very glad to hear that news about Pete Doherty. The fucker. At the very least, he stepped over a dying man in order to get to a party. I have... more » fakezen: Jon Gosselin was less than honest with his girlfriend? How shocking. more » Le Kangourou de Kataroo: My guess is Posh goes to Medieval Times because her boys love it? I mean, have you BEEN to Medieval Times?! There's jousting! And drama! And you get t... more » Ailatan: why Rashida? Mayer's dick has to be spectacular, that's the only explanation. more » thelastsara: First of all, bless you for saving me from boredom at work today! Second of all, how do I audition for the Spice Girls musical? I'd never complain ab... more » erinna: I may not have asked for a Spice Girls musical, but considering its possible existence makes me very happy! more » BytheSea: Poor Rhianna, for the rest of her life she's gonna be That Girl Who Got Beat by The Rapper. People won't even remember she's a singer too. She needs t... more » Scout: i'm not sure why I tried but I really don't see Courtney's missive pointed AT Norton, rather, his "BM" which first, made me laugh but has to be some k... more » MargaretMoony: Oh, Courtney Love. This is just not okay, okay? more » JinxyMcDeath: Hey Courtney, outting someone for being molested is never ok. Whether true or not...never ok. more » jessica.ann: I think Courtney Love confuses blind items with Mad Libs. more » Rooo sez BISH PLZ: "consider there to be a giant [sic] after everything" Judging from that photo of La Love? I'd say so. Wow, Monseigneur Clive. I'm sure Whitney and ... more » theKP: That's just silly, Jon Peter Lewis. Adam Lamert can't be the musical Thomas Kinkade. That position has already been taken by Celine Dion. more » -
#dirtbag
Jon Gosselin Lies To Girlfriend; Leonardo Spotted With Supermodel Ex
- Jon Gosselin's (possibly ex) girlfriend Hailey Glassman says Jon lied when he said he was spending Thanksgiving at his grandma's, and was really snowboarding. [ONTD]
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#dirtbag
Courtney Claims Britney's Been Molested; Rihanna Refused Therapy
- Courtney Love is making vicious accusations via Facebook, and both Edward Norton and Britney Spears are involved.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Timbaland Drops Chris Brown; Paula Deen Hit In The Face With Ham
- Timbaland recorded a song with Chris Brown for his upcoming album, but now he's removed Chris' vocals from the track. Timbaland's manager says it's a "creative decision for both parties," but sources say he's done with the "drama" surrounding Chris.
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#dirtbag
Miley Dresses Like A Hooker; Madonna Fears Getting Shot In Brazil
- How do we feel about the fact that Miley Cyrus dressed as Julia Roberts' Pretty Woman hooker-with-a-heart-of-gold character for an '80s party to celebrate her 17th birthday Wednesday night? [Page Six]
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#dirtbag
Dina Claims Lindsay Cuts Herself; Rosie Calls Oprah "Gay"
- Dina Lohan is pissed that Michael Lohan keeps leaking recordings of Dina and Lindsay's phone calls to him. "The tapes were from a long time ago, and for a father to stoop this low is unforgivable," she says. And:
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#ragtrade
Zoe Kravitz For Vera; Mary-Kate & Ashley Close Beauty Line
- Zoe Kravitz, negotiating the transition from Famous Daughter to Celebrity, has committed the necessary act of being photographed by Bruce Weber for a perfume campaign. Vera Wang was the lucky partner in fame-chasing. Shall we expect a reality show? [People]
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#snapjudgment
Every Girl's Crazy About A Sharp Tressed Man
[Los Angeles November 1. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
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#fauxnews
Anatomy Of A Publicity Stunt
So the rumors are swirling that Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens are getting married. I called the local hardware store: there have been no reports of 13-year-old girls tearfully buying pitchforks. Therefore, I'm pretty sure this rumor is false. More » -
#dirtbag
Renée & Bradley Play Grab-Ass; Emmy Rossum's Secret Divorce
- Renée Zellweger and Bradley Cooper are so on. How on are they?
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#goodbadugly
OMG! Teen Choice Awards Were Out Of Control!
The 2009 Teen Choice Awards, held at Universal City's Gibson Amphitheatre, was the place to be last night. Let's just put it this way: everyone was there. And most of them looked deliciously awful. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Joe Confirms Michael Has Another Son; Is Rachel McAdams' Sister Having Jude Law's Baby?
- Joe Jackson says the rumors that Michael Jackson has a secret son, 25-year-old Omer Bhatti (not pictured!), are true. "I knew he had another son, yes I did," said Joe.
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#dirtbag
J-Lo Turns 40, Jon Wants His Own Show, And Paris Claims She Inspired Michael Jackson
- Jennifer Lopez kicked off her 40th birthday on the set of her new film at midnight last night with champagne and a giant chocolate cake...that had a picture of herself on it. J-Lo: Team Cake! Who knew? [USWeekly]
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#tresstests
Man Bangs Make A Sweeping Exit
Zac Efron, Chace Crawford and Jared Leto all cut their hair recently, signaling an end to man bangs. Raise your hand if you won't miss 'em. [Gatecrasher] -
#guyguide
Are Women Today Threatened By Rugged Men?
In today's NY Observer, Irina Aleksander asserts that the "new male beauty" is a trend toward finding less-than-manly-looking dudes attractive. She asks, "Is this what feminism has wrought?" More » -
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Lindsay & Sam Back Together; Madonna's Adopting Mercy
- Looks like Lindsay Lohan's stalking paid off: Her new Twitter message says:
