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  • more about #youwannabeontop more comments →
    can'tspellthat: I would really like to begin a short woman militia. We will embrace our actual short stature. We will boycott high heels because, frankly, they hurt a... more »
    mb: I thought about this for a while now. I don't find it offensive for the same reason I don't find cross dressers or any other kind of gender bending o... more »
    Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: Hurrah for Bloody Eyeball! more »
    dj alicat: Victor and Rolf did an all black collection in 2001. Everything was black, including the models. But would you consider it 'blackface'? The year befo... more »
    BestEuphemismEver: My number one passion in life is hating on people who Heidipologise: "IF you were offended, I am sorry... but not sorry enough to really acknowledge y... more »
    I_can_still_pitch: Try this Ty: "It was a dumb idea. We shouldn't have done it. Sorry." So easy and simple. That is how you "apologize." It's a different thing than "at... more »
    TurtleSpeak: I see how it's a problematic photo shoot concept but I still don't really think it's analogous to "blackface". It is problematic in other ways- it ess... more »
    nnnnnnn': Tyra's goals are honorable, but I think she should really take a few classes on anthropology and gender studies. She has a big platform and she's a r... more »
    TransFat: THERE IS NO TYRA ONLY ZUUL! more »
    dandelionbrowne: I'm torn on this. Part of me is angry at that she's so dismissive of something that she knew would be considered offensive. The other part of me is... more »
    Understater: It's my number one passion in my life to stretch the definition of beauty I thought her number one passion was slutshaming. more »
    rodmanstreet: Thanks for slipping that "sorta" in the title of this post. I watched this yesterday, and that SORTA came through loud and clear to me. But I felt l... more »
    lemoner: Anne of Green Gables is jealous of Miss J's puffed sleeves. more »
    Zombie Ms. Skittles: They didn't even do a realistic job on the makeup... more »
    Wandell: As a short girl (5'2) I'm really angry that the two girls left at the end of this cycle were 5'7. ARGH. What's the point? more »
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    Tyra Banks Sorta Apologizes For "Blackface" Photoshoot

    According to StyleList, the first seven minutes of Tyra's talk show yesterday were devoted to discussing the "biracial" shoot on America's Next Top Model, in which some contestants had their skin painted with dark makeup. Tyra said: More »
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    ANTM Finale: And The Winner Is…

    On last night's finale of Cycle 13, Laura and Nicole "stomped to the death" in a fashion show to battle it out for the coveted title of America's Next Top Model (and then struggle to find work later). More »
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    ANTM: Hula Hip-Hop?

    Last night, after a rather embarrassing "teach" on "hula hip-hop," the finalists were informed that two girls would be eliminated at judging, meaning that we already know our two finalists, and there's only one more episode left in this cycle. More »
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    Big Changes At Top Model: Kimora & ALT To Join Cast

    Guess who's returning to America's Next Top Model as a judge? The woman the Gatecrasher column calls Tyra Banks' "on-again, off-again frenemy," Kimora Lee Simmons. And rumor has it Miss J will be off the judges panel. More »
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    ANTM: The Importance Of Barbie Toe

    On last night's episode, Victoria's Secret Angel Marisa Miller taught the girls "Barbie toe," which is basically just wearing invisible high heels all the time. Sometimes it seems like the mentors on this show get "short" confused with "child." More »
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    ANTM: Biracial Is The New Black (Face)

    Last night, the girls packed their bags and went to Hawai'i, where their skin was darkened for a "biracial people" shoot. To get them into character, Tyra offered inspiration: "Think about the people in Egypt and what they've been through!" More »
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    ANTM Models In Oh-So-Trendy Blackface Shoot

    In a super-spoiler, ET posted pictures of the remaining America's Next Top Model contestants from a photoshoot in Maui. The concept of the shoot involves making the ladies look biracial. Meaning: some of the models are in blackface. More »
  • #youwannabeontop

    ANTM: Making Aspiring Models Think On Their Feet

    On last night's episode of America's Next Top Model, the formula to the success of the entire series was spelled out for viewers: making aspiring models think on their feet. Hilarity always ensues. Gifs galore after the jump! More »
  • #youwannabeontop

    ANTM: "My Absolutely Favorite"

    On last night's episode, Tyra stretched the definition of "supermodel" by introducing Jessica White as such. Jessica's credentials include spreads—not covers—in three different magazines. She seemed drunk with panel power as she told the contestants what to do. More »
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    ANTM: Everybody Must Feel Stoned

    Last night, Nicole was freaking out because Nigel told her that she talked like a "stoner." She slowly said, "I need to…figure that out." (Such a stoner response!) But the inanity of Tyra and co. makes everyone's minds feel altered. More »
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    ANTM: Nouns Are Better Than Verbs, And Other Modeling Lessons From Tyra

    On last night's episode, Tyra shot the girls' photos and used the time to give them some modeling advice, like, "If your eyes get tired, close them. And only open them when you're ready." Tyra gifs after the jump! More »
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    ANTM: Hey Short Girls, Be Taller

    What is the point of having "petite" models if their entire purpose in modeling is to appear taller? On last night's episode, the girls were cut down to size over their lack of height.
  • #youwannabeontop

    Former Top Model In Wheat Thins Commercial

    Remember Ann from Cycle 3? (She was the gorgeous one who took terrible pictures and had an obsession with Eva.) It looks like she's living the dream, and has landed herself a Wheat Thins commercial.
  • #youwannabeontop

    ANTM Recap: Tyra, Stop Trying To Make "Smize" Happen

    On last night's episode, Tyra was more cartoonish than ever when she dressed up in a superhero costume (with a silver lamĂ© cape) as Super Smize, to teach the girls the art of smiling with their eyes. More »
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    ANTM Recap Part 2: Frowning With Your Eyebrows

    Makeovers already? On last night's premiere, the 14 finalists got their "Tyovers" right away, which disappointingly included very few weaves. Instead, invisible eyebrows are the theme this cycle. Maybe not having them makes the girls look taller? More »
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    ANTM Recap, Part 1: Measuring Up

    On last night's premiere of Cycle 13, Tyra revealed her mission to change not only the modeling industry, but the world, by casting shorter women for her reality show. More buffoonery after the jump. More »
  • #youwannabeontop

    ANTM Cycle 13 Leaked Preview

    A five-minute reel of footage from ANTM Cycle 13 — which premieres on September 9 — has somehow been leaked on to YouTube with an Entertainment Tonight logo on it. Spoiler alert: Tyra now refers to "makeovers" as "Ty-overs." More »
  • #youwannabeontop

    ANTM Cycle 13 Girls Revealed

    The girls from the Cycle 13 of America's Next Top Model have been revealed. This time around the show, which premieres September 9, will only feature women between 5'2 and 5'7. Pack your bags, y'all, for after the jump! More »
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    Lauren Conrad, Kim Kardashian To Judge ANTM Cycle 13

    Instead of replacing recently fired Paulina Porizkova, cycle 13 of ANTM—premiering September 9—will feature a revolving door of "members of the fashion community" as guest judges, including Lauren Conrad and Kim Kardashian. Here's how we feel about that… More »
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    ANTM Photoshop Of Horrors?

    "Short" Cycle 13 of America's Next Top Model starts September 9, and Tyra posted a "meet the girls" teaser pic via Twitter. But folks at one blog are wondering: What's with the floating feet and duplicated hands? [ONTD, Top Model]
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