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more about #yokoono jaydock: Oh, Mario. Oh, oh Mario. I...There are no words. more » Phyllis Nefler: I wonder if Suze will wear a new jacket to Lady Gaga's concert. more » LilyBonesBurana: God bless your hot, hot philanthropic ass, Jane Fonda!!!!!! more » Tippi Hedren: Let us not forget Rivers Cuomo's asshole tweet, "It's cool to have a dead friend." more » Mrs. Stephen Fry: Yoko, I love you. That is wonderful advice. I don't particularly like Kelsey Grammar, but those tweets TOTALLY sound like Frasier Crane. more » rodmanstreet: The only way Kelsey Grammar's Twitter could be better is if he did it in character as Frasier Crane. But this is nearly as good. more » Penny: Oh fuck me, this is a doozy. I love Suze Orman. I hope I can spend the next decade undoing the debt I accrued in the past decade. She's an inspirat... more » quesavoysavoy: the dearth of "grammatically incorrect with bill maher" jokes is inexcusable. more » andromache: don't know who Erika Christensen is, but I like her. more » JessickerFletcher: Okay, now I'm ready Yoko. SUZE ORMAN, just when I thought I couldn't love you more... ORMAN 2016 more » JessickerFletcher: Okay Yoko, I'll try but first I need to do a negativity purge: Dear Bill Maher, 1. You have a nasty habit of talking shit about things to which you ... more » Lizard in the Wires - Please, call it hamburger time.: Nicole Richie, I'm impressed. I suppose it's entirely possible I'm impressed by her assistant, but whatevs. more » georgina: Geez Slater, does the "A.C." stand for Ass Clown?? What an insensitive thing to say. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: You give me so much fail, and then Yoko expects me to not say anything negative for three days? But Paris making another album! Bill Maher is talking ... more » Diziet_Sma: Bill Maher, I like you most of the time, but you need to know when to shut up. Here's a clue: when it's a subject you know nothing about, SHUT UP. Peo... more » MissMollyKate: Did Erika Christensen just out herself as a secret Jezebelle??? more » Evie Havok: I feel bad for being surprised that Holly Madison used the word vernacular in a sentence. A lot of assumptions about her disappeared from my brain. Hm... more » GGobsessed: I feel guilty for how surprised I am that holly Madison used the term, "vernacular." And correctly. Very, very ashamed. And yeah, I too am liking Nic... more » girlwithapen: I enjoy Holly Madison's juxtaposition of a Beavis and Butthead reference with the word "vernacular." How can you not smile at a woman who appreciates ... more » femme-bot: Oh, Dr. Frasier Crane, we're listening. Does anyone else think he's sexy? /ashamed more » -
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Suze Orman Is A Lady Gaga Fan
Today in Tweet Beat, Suze Orman is psyched for the Monster Ball tour, Lindsay Lohan loves gangsta rap, and Kelsey Grammer is trying to figure out this thing called Twitter. More » -
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Celebs Continue To Mourn Brittany Murphy; Moby's Neighbors Smoke Crack
Today in Tweet Beat, Ashton Kutcher, Kathy Najimy, Rose McGowan and many more express their grief on Twitter, Moby lives next door to crackheads, and Michael Lohan opened an official account on the advice of his attorney. More » -
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Ice-T's Wife's Butt Is A Sight To Behold
Today in Tweet Beat, Ice-T's wife Coco posts a picture of her rear, Jessica Simpson is pissed that Star dragged her into Tiger Woods' mess, and Real Housewives of New Jersey's Danielle Staub has written a book of her own. More » -
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Fists Pumpin' And Christmas-Themed Acrylic Nails
Today in Tweet Beat, The Situation wants some fist pumps, as does Nicole Richie, and Kelly Bensimon wants us all to know—via Twitter—that she has integrity. More » -
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Scott Baio's Opinions Continue To Suck
Today in Tweet Beat, Scott Baio hates on Lady GaGa, Kate Major says she knows Jon Gosselin is a good person, and Lisa Rinna posts a picture sans makeup. More » -
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Yoko Ono Fetes Beatles Fashions; Louboutin Stuffed Shoes With Raw Meat
- Yoko Ono turned up to the Tokyo launch of Comme des Garçons' Beatles-inspired line. [WWD]
- Christian Lacroix may not have a confirmed buyer for his bankrupt fashion line, but he will design a tower in Dubai. [AB]
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Demi Moore Posts Original W Cover Photo
Today in Tweet Beat, Demi Moore posts the original photo from her W cover to prove that her hip wasn't Photoshopped out, Chris Brown has a different take on his "Fan Appreciation" tour than its audience, and Danny Wood manscapes. More » -
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Michelle's Jewelry, Zac's Lower-Priced Line, & Claudia's Cashmere
- Michelle Trachtenberg is designing a line of jewelry for Coach's Poppy brand. Expect "colorful crystals." [WWD]
- Zac Posen is doing a lower-priced line, Z Spoke, which will be available exclusively through Saks Fifth Avenue come spring. It starts at $78:
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Balloon Boy's Mom Admits To Hoax, Roseanne Tells Tom Off, And Angelina Takes Cooking Tips From Sandra Lee
- Mayumi Heene has admitted that the entire "Balloon Boy" story was a hoax. According to a recently released search warrant affidavit, "the motive for the fabricated story was to make the Heene family more marketable for future media interest." [Reuters]
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Ciara Will Be Givenchy's New Muse
Today in Tweet Beat, Adrianne Curry needs to stop tweeting and driving, Bud Bundy has been getting work, and Rivers Cuomo enjoys knitting. More » -
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Michael Lohan Might Kidnap Lindsay; Johnny Depp's A Rock Star
- Oh no: It's Lindsay Lohan vs. Michael Lohan. Again. Papa Lohan claims he wants a conservatorship, like Britney Spears' dad. That way he can control LL (and her finances?). He says:
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Bethenny Frankel Pregnant?
Today in Tweet Beat, Perez Hilton is insisting that Bethenny Frankel is pregnant, Paris Hilton is upset about a rumor involving herself and lobsters, and Joan Rivers cracks a Balloon Boy joke. More » -
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Is Yoko Ono Talking About Vaginas?
Today in Tweet Beat, Yoko Ono proposes a positive body image exercise, Kate Major is happy that Jon Gosselin is being sued, and Scott Baio announces that he is both a Republican and a friend of Glenn Beck. More » -
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Jon Gosselin Tweets About Court Appearance
Today in Tweet Beat, Jon Gosselin says the court divided his family, Yoko Ono loves Lady Gaga, and Rihanna tweets for the first time. More » -
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Lindsay's Dad Knows Her Drug Dealer; Spice Girls Reuniting (Again)?
- Michael Lohan says he knows who Lindsay's drug dealer is:
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How Long Until Fat-Hating Fashion Stylist Invokes "But I Love Beth Ditto" Defense?
- The stylist who allegedly walked out on Mark Fast's show says it wasn't because the models were too "fat" - but because they were too fat to walk right! "The walk is very important,'' she explains. [Mirror]
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Lindsay Knows Her Burglar; Hasselhoff's Problem From Meds, Not Booze
- This is not surprising: Nick Prugo, the 18-year-old accused of burglarizing Lindsay Lohan's house, was seen hanging out with Lindsay on the set of Labor Pains at least 10 times.
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Yoko Defends Britney, Lindsay Is Kicked Out Of Hotel
- "I think that the world was not fair to her, and they're just using her and not dignifying her. I think she's a survivor and she's doing very well."- Yoko Ono on Britney Spears. [USWeekly]
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Tyra Has A Message For The Children
Today in Tweet Beat, Paris Hilton is making sure the less fortunate will look more ridiculous, Kim Zolciak hangs out with Liza Minnelli, and Oprah announces her new book club selection. More » -
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"Right, Mom. The Dolphins. In The Sky. I Know."
[New York, September 17. Image via WENN.]
