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more about #yikes Tart of Darkness: This is one lonely woman. #marystrey more » cirocco: Seventeen seconds ≠ "a few minutes." #marystrey more » sweet_communist: Drunk dialing always seems like a good idea at the time. #marystrey more » Jack_Burton: Now if we could just get Congress to confess their payoffs, kickbacks, earmarks, and pork... #marystrey more » comrade tacky: The 911 operator kinda sounds like John Krasinski. Possibly because I could totally see this as a subplot on The Office. #marystrey more » tinydundie42: That poor guy. "Can I take my seatbelt off?" "Umm..." #marystrey more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): I initially misread "Mary Strey" as "Meryl Streep" and it was infinitely weirder. #marystrey more » Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane: We had this in New Zealand too. Then the lady wondered why she was charged. Ah because of the possible harm you could have caused to other people, and... more » woodsey: I don't understand. Just pull the car over and stop driving it. If you have the sense to call the cops, why not cut out the middle man and just stop... more » andBegorrah: Dear internet, I am abusing you. Sorry. Sincerely, me #marystrey more » beatrice2000: "I am them." more » sarasasa: AND she was on the phone while driving. So many infractions, so little time. #marystrey more » Dodgergirl: "Yes, I would also like to report my terrible misuse of pronouns. I was hoping you could send the grammar police along, too?" #marystrey more » bluebears: Not a day goes by where I don't think to myself, "people are so weird." #marystrey more » -
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Woman Calls 911 To Report Herself For Drunk Driving
49-Year-Old Mary Strey made a concerned phone call to 911 last Saturday to report a drunk driver, attempting to describe the driver to the dispatcher before announcing that she was actually reporting herself. A+ for honesty, I guess? More »
