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more about #wwjjd BytheSea: I have a friend who constantly texts when she's with me or other people, and even has a facebook status update alert ringer and checks that. I think i... more » Tippi Hedren: I like it when my husband ignores me at a restaurant to comment on my facebook status. more » sybann: I am seriously old fashioned about this - my cell is for work and emergencies ONLY. Pre-paid, cheap and a tax deduction. I just broke up with a frien... more » CollegeCamel: HAHA I love Byrd..."if not, it's a-comin!" more » sayah: I want a celebrity deathmatch between Judge Judy and Sue Sylvester! more » Diziet_Sma: I agree! I have to fight the urge to grab and throw every time someone does that. more » hovy: There's no hope with dope. Especially if the dope is standing before Judge Judy, making her mad. #judgejudynatpelegacyaward more » Tchotchke: My grandfather (also a judge) knows her personally and said she is exactly the same in person as she is on tv. She must be a riot at dinner parties. #... more » sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell: Ahahaha! I love when the mom steps in. #judgejudymichaellohan more » Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred): I adore Byrd. Seriously, the man's a comic genius. With just one well placed "Mmhmm" he can have the entire jury in stitches. Give the man his own sh... more » frankie22: Hitching up your dress in public to adjust your Spanx is pretty understandable in my book. Those things are effing uncomfortable. #judgejudymichaellohan more » JessickerFletcher: Strip No. 5 may be the closest thing to perfection ever. Ever. There are no words. #judgejudymichaellohan more » femme-bot: How about all the Lohans just move far farrrr away? #judgejudymichaellohan more » Menouthis: Tracie, I love you. And Judge Judy. And Byrd. Seriously, this just cheered me up a lot. Thanks. #judgejudymichaellohan more » SusanDeath: Oh my gosh, that very first picture of Dina. That's basically how I always picture her face looking. #judgejudymichaellohan more » Dorilys: I'm really starting to think that JJ doesn't like other women in any capacity. She told a woman today who claimed that her ex-boyfriend threatened her... more » Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini: It's alarming that JJ, as well as so many people on here, seem to be saying that she gave up the right to be taken seriously in the sexual abuse case ... more » Nancy Sin: All I know is that my next job better let me watch Guiding Light while laying stomach-down on two office chairs. #judgejudysexualmisconduct more » JinxyMcDeath: "the burden of proof for the plaintiff was much heavier than "beyond a reasonable doubt." Nope. The burden of proof is less in civil court and merel... more » Triphena: Man, there's not enough salt in the world for that girl. #judgejudysexualmisconduct more » -
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Judge Judy Throws Verbal Punches On Texting In Public
Spoiler alert: Her Honor finds it incredibly rude when people text at the dinner table in restaurants, or in a dark movie theater. She's always right about everything. -
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Justice Is Served To Judge Judy
Judge Judy will be honored in January by receiving the NATPE Brandon Tartikoff Legacy Award for exhibiting "extraordinary passion, leadership, independence and vision in the process of creating television programming and in evoking the spirit of Tartikoff's generosity." [NY Post] -
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Comic Confrontations: Judge Judy Vs. Michael Lohan
Michael Lohan claims that he's trying to help Lindsay, but after running his mouth on Radar, Maury Povitch, and The Insider, it's hard to believe that he's not cashing in on his daughter's troubles. It's time to face the judge.
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Judge Judy Won't Rule In Favor Of Litigants Who Make Bitch Faces
On yesterday's JJ, a man sued his former coworker for having him falsely arrested for sexual misconduct. Initially, the defendant's claims seemed valid, until JJ uncovered a number of inconsistencies in her story, and a history of addiction and theft. More » -
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Judge Judy: You Can't Exploit People, Even If They're Exploiting Themselves
Today on JJ, a woman sued the owner of a strip club for using pictures of her from the internet on his promotional fliers. His reasoning: it's okay to exploit anyone who posts provocative pictures online. More » -
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Judge Judy, Doggy Style
This weekend, at the Times Square Dog Day Masquerade, Peanut the chihuahua dressed up as Judge Judy. Don't pee on her hydrant and tell her it's raining! [NY Daily News] -
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Judge Judy: Landlords Can Not Confiscate A Tenant's Marijuana
Today's episode featured a landlord suing his tenant for assault after the tenant tackled him to the ground when the landord tried to confiscate his marijuana. JJ said that nobody has a legal right to take anything from anyone. More » -
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Comic Confrontations: Judge Judy Vs. Jon Gosselin
Between his shenanigans of allegedly wiping out his family's bank account, claiming he no longer wants his family filmed, then three days later, trying to film his children's birthday party, Jon Gosselin is out of order. Judge Judy is needed.
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Judge Judy: "Don't Visit Your Bad Judgment Onto Your Children!"
Today, a man was suing his ex-girlfriend for the return of stupid crap, like a PlayStation purchased in 2001. Additionally, the defendant has not been allowing him to see his children. An incredulous JJ exploded at their display of immaturity. -
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"Sober Companions" Are A Lot Like Judge Judy
Last night's Intervention focused on "sober companions," former addicts who help others with the process of getting and staying clean. One such woman, Donna—who was assigned to work with a habitual relapser named Tara—was full of Judge Judyisms. More » -
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Judge Judy Doesn't Like Girls Who Don't Pay For Their Own Implants
Today on Judge Judy, a man was suing a woman—his former friend—for money he lent her to get breast implants. This girl didn't even stand a chance with JJ. -
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Comic Confrontations: Judge Judy Vs. Joe Wilson
Earlier this week, during President Obama's address about health care reform to a joint session of Congress, Rep. Joe Wilson yelled out, "You lie!" There's only one person who can put a heckler in his place—Judge Judy.
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Justice Sotomayor Will Wear A Judge Judy-ish Collar
Did you know that judicial robes are designed for men? It turns out that Judge Judy's neck doily is actually a "judicial collar" that many female judges get specially made to alter the men's robes they are issued. More » -
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Comic Confrontations: Judge Judy Vs. Internet Commenters
Depending on the site, internet commenters can hurtful, stupid, racist, sexist, and homophobic. Oh, and they can't spell for shit. The worst is that they're so judgmental. So it's time for them to face the judge—Judge Judy.
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Comic Confrontations: Judge Judy Vs. Glenn Beck
Between his jokes about poisoning Nancy Pelosi and his accusations of President Obama being a racist, Glenn Beck has been serving up the crazy—more than usual—lately. Judge not, Glenn, lest we be judged by Judge Judy.
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Martha Plimpton Meets Judge Judy
Martha Plimpton is a huge Judge Judy fan. Who knew? The actress and her pen pal took a trip to see JJ at a taping of her show. More pics after the jump. More » -
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Comic Confrontations: Judge Judy Vs. Joe Jackson
Three days after his son passed away, Joe Jackson began using the free publicity to promote his new record label. But that's nothing compared to the decades-worth of horror stories about his parenting. Should he even be around MJ's kids?
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Judge Judy: Man Sues Over Dog Bite To "Business" Portion Of Scalp
Today on Judge Judy, a man with a mullet sued the owner of a Pit Bull after the dog brutally attacked him, first locking on to his crotch and then puncturing a hole in his head, causing excess bleeding. More » -
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Comic Confrontations: Judge Judy Vs. Mark Sanford
Last week, South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford went missing and scared his staff. Later he admitted to that he was having an extramarital affair in Argentina. Maybe Judge Judy can show him the way to the Appalachian Trail.
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Comic Confrontations: Judge Judy Vs. Breeders
With all the fanfare about the Duggars, Jon and Kate Plus 8, and Nadya Suleman, it seems like the public has a disturbing fascination with large families that vacillates between adoration and scorn. It's time for Judge Judy's decision.
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