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#badadvice
Ask Amy To Rape Victim: "First, You Were A Victim Of Your Own Awful Judgment"
In her latest column, advice columnist Amy Dickinson says she hopes a letter from one of her readers "will be posted on college bulletin boards everywhere." After reading Dickinson's advice for said reader, I sincerely hope this isn't the case. More » -
#lawanddisorder
Polanski Pays His Way Out Of Prison
A Swiss court has apparently approved Roman Polanski's bail offer. The filmmaker/admitted rapist will be released from prison on $4.5 million bail, and placed under house arrest. [NYT] -
#soapscum
WTF Hour Of Daytime TV: James Franco On General Hospital
On today's episode of General Hospital, the second installment of James Franco's new stint as a dark and mysterious artist, it became obvious that every scene he's in is bizarre, and that he's fucking with all of us. More » -
#badvertising
"Make Your Boobs Jealous!": Reebok's "EasyTone" Ad Campaign Is An Epic Fail
Hey ladies, is there anything sexier than the blatant objectification of women? Reebok certainly doesn't think so, as evidenced by their horrendous "EasyTone" sneaker commercials, which drew the attention of several of our readers, and not in a good way. More » -
#badvertising
Kay Jewelers Has Decided To Give Us The Creepiest Commercial Of All Time For The Holidays
It is not unusual for jewelry stores to push diamond rings and necklaces as "the perfect holiday gift." It is unusual, however, for said jewelry stores to set their romantic holiday ad in the middle of a horror movie. More » -
#freudianslips
Figure Of Speech
Media Matters compiled this clip of conservative pundits talking about "rape." But they don't mean the sex crime: It's a metaphor, noobs. A strangely pervasive and totally fucked up metaphor, but that's Glenn Beck for you. [HuffingtonPost] -
#7thheaven
Man In The Ultrasound
Look familiar? A British couple was checking out an ultrasound of their unborn 7th child when they spotted Michael Jackson's face in the shadows of the scan. "They say seven is a mythical number," notes mom Dawn Kelley. [Telegraph] -
#facials
Placenta: More Than Just A Meal
Screw bathing in the blood of virgins: Some beauty-obsessed Americans are going straight to the source and getting placenta facials. It's the "latest Hollywood beauty craze," according to the Daily Mail. Take that with the appropriate amount of salt. [DailyMail] -
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#wtf
Escape From The Rat Race At Hamster Hotel
A new hotel in France offers visitors a chance to "become a hamster, eat seeds, change our way of life." "Hamster Villa" charges $148 per night for the chance to live the hamster experience, including the human-sized wheel. [Reuters] -
#hellodolly
The Jacob Black Barbie Doll Is Here To Make Everyone Slightly Uncomfortable
Spoiler alert, everyone I've ever met, ever: you'll be receiving this hilarious and somewhat insane-looking Jacob Black Barbie doll upon its release next February. No word yet on if a shirt, or shorts made after 1991, will come separately. [RadarOnline] -
#uhohbro
Spike Reminds Us Of The Kind Of Guy We Should Avoid 365 Days A Year
Keeping it classy as ever for the holiday, Spike.com has released a list of "The Top 10 Girls To Avoid At A Halloween Party." And yes, it's just as horrible as you think it is. More » -
#scary
The "Fat Black Lap Dancer" Costume
Wow. Add it to the anorexia costume on the official list of The Worst. [Sociological Images] -
#monstermash
Man Vs. Wild
Just in time for Halloween, the NY Post helps you figure out which "emotional monster" you're currently dating. Is your significant other an Edward Cullen-eque nightmare or a sweetly grunting Chewbacca? [NYPost] -
#badvertising
Piece Of Meat
Oh. God. This Slovenian sausage ad, which shows a sausage nestled suggestively between a pair of naked breasts, almost makes America's strange bukakke obsession look subtle in comparison. Image (NSFW, obviously) after the jump. [Copyranter] More » -
#vomoverload
So Many Kinds Of Wrong
Someone should tell the "Other Mike" at Cute Overload that although this reclining wallaby is super adorable, comparing her to a "new slave girl" is fucked up, as are the bestiality/rape jokes. [CuteOverload] -
#keepingupwiththejones
Liz Jones: "What Poor, Sad Creatures Modern Men Are. What Wimps. What Wastes Of Space."
"It's official," Jones writes in her latest column for the Daily Mail, "Modern man is a wimp." Yes, it's true: after attacking everyone from "posh" women to the "stupid" women of America, Jones has finally set her sights on men. More » -
#balloonboy
"Balloon Boy" Barfs On Live TV
Okay, enough. Regardless of what happened yesterday, it's time to get the child away from the television cameras. They're literally making him - and everyone watching - sick.
