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more about #winonaryder Ultraprison!: This guy is suing WoW... for making you walk from place to place in the world of the game. Gosh, why can't Blizzard just sell a game that beats itself??? more » Meangirl.is.for.the.Horde: Doesn't Erik Estavillo know that all of Blizzard's lawyers are Paladins? They simply have to cast Righteous Defense and Judgment of Justice at the tr... more » Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: Chris Weitz directed New Moon? Whaa? more » Snacky_Onassis: I took a few tylenol PMs last night before bed and had a dream I touched Suri Cruise's hair. It felt like spun gold. more » Wishnick: I had no idea that Anderson Cooper is gay. Gawd I am behind the times. *sigh* I wonder if this lends more or less credence to my theory that he's actu... more » to do everything in truth: Okay, I'm SO confused by this Erik Estavillo guy and his lawsuit, because while I have no doubt in my mind that one can be addicted to WoW, just as on... more » MalinaMango: So you can subpoena random celebrities to testify in your frivolous court cases? I'm honestly impressed that more of the crazy stalkers out there have... more » Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce: Erik bringing up the Catcher in the Rye should be flashing big red warning lights, yes? more » LucilleMcGillicuddy: is there a person left on this planet who hasn't seen Kim Cattrall naked? it's a cool cause but, c'mon... more » AfroJezeBella: Also Erik, I'd like to sue the Legend of Zelda franchise for giving me emotional problems when I couldn't beat the game. I subpeona... the cast of "I ... more » Casquivana: I would have shushed Katie Holmes. I would have actually told her to shut up and encouraged others to tell her too. I'm good at stirring shit and enco... more » Triphena: "I loved kissing them because they had flavored lip glosses on, which was great." That's adorable. I mean, that is like "Kids Say The Darndest Thing... more » SUNNY1: So even though he didn't bite her or do anything against her will, a 40 yr old still necked a 17 yr old, right? Just checking... more » AfroJezeBella: How old was the guy again? Why would she lie to the police? To get him arrested? That's still creepy to have a random 40-yr old dude kiss you on the n... more » BestEuphemismEver: "Oi, Holmes, shut your damn mopey cakehole so I can try and enjoy this piece of shit film I paid $12 to see." See, not so hard, filmgoers of New York. more » Ailatan: Is that Casper the friendly ghost in the pic? more » JennaW: I use a line from that movie nearly every damn day: "It's good to want things." more » Ultraprison!: Wow, way to be an old coot, Clint Eastwood. "Kids today are a bunch of spoiled brats! They don't know what The Greatest Generation went through!" Als... more » not_zooey: Okay, so I'm sure that no one actually cares... and I'm embarrassed that I know this. But, just because Hulk Hogan's face was bloody doesn't mean the... more » Australienne: The reason girls can 'relate' to Bella is that Stephanie Meyer wrote the character to be completely one-dimensional and not show any evidence of a per... more » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Katie Adds Own Soundtrack To New Moon; Twihard Admits To Lying Over Bite
- Katie Holmes went with a group of her friends to see New Moon in New York. An eyewitness reports: "Katie talked through all of New Moon. It was unbelievable – they talked nonstop about the movie and everything else."
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#snapjudgment
"You Never Saw Welcome Home, Roxy Carmichael? This Isn't Going To Work Out."
[Toronto, November 23. Image via Splash.]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Nicole Richie Hospitalized; Polanski Hearing May Be Televised
- Nicole Richie has been complaining that she doesn't feel well for days, and now she's been hospitalized at Cedars-Sinai for pneumonia. Her rep says she's "doing well."
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#dirtbag
Dina Claims Lindsay Cuts Herself; Rosie Calls Oprah "Gay"
- Dina Lohan is pissed that Michael Lohan keeps leaking recordings of Dina and Lindsay's phone calls to him. "The tapes were from a long time ago, and for a father to stoop this low is unforgivable," she says. And:
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#dirtbagafterdark
Lindsay Asks For Restraining Order; Kristen Has Embarrassing Nickname For Rob
- Lindsay Lohan is taking legal action against Michael Lohan, who has been talking about kidnapping her and putting her in rehab. Her lawyer says she's seeking a restraining order and may file a defamation lawsuit against him. [TMZ]
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#realitybites
Winona Ryder On Public Life, Private Lives
Winona Ryder doesn't do much press anymore, but in an interview with BlackBook magazine she discusses her upcoming film The Private Lives of Pippa Lee, her relationship with Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie, and spending two decades in the spotlight. More » -
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Balloon Boy's Mom Admits To Hoax, Roseanne Tells Tom Off, And Angelina Takes Cooking Tips From Sandra Lee
- Mayumi Heene has admitted that the entire "Balloon Boy" story was a hoax. According to a recently released search warrant affidavit, "the motive for the fabricated story was to make the Heene family more marketable for future media interest." [Reuters]
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#snapjudgment
"Thanks For The Award, But I Gotta Motor If I Want To Be Ready For That Party Tonight."
[Salerno, Italy, July 25. Image via Getty.]
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#dirtbag
Lindsay Sued Over Tanning Mist; Michael's Mom Creates Bedroom Shrine
- Lindsay Lohan is being sued by a Florida chemist named Jennifer Sunday, who claims the actress stole the formula for Sevin Nyne tanning mist.
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#maghag
Winona Ryder: "I Thought It Was Cooler To Be Interesting Than To Be Pretty"
For Elle UK's July issue, writer/director Rebecca Miller interviewed Winona Ryder, who stars in Miller's upcoming film, The Private Lives of Pippa Lee. As Miller writes, "I feel like I grew up with Winona Ryder without meeting her." Don't we all? More » -
#thegoodthebadtheugly
Met Museum Costume Institute Ball: The Bad
This, the ultimate fashion event, also brought out daring failures you'd never see on a conventional red carpet. Skin-tight lace suits! Postmodern train-wrecks! And the obligatory futuristic metallic stewardess.
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#whatsyourdamage
How Veronica Sawyer Saved Teen Movie Heroines
I was probably in 6th grade when I saw Heathers for the first time. It was the most messed up movie I had seen at the time, and I absolutely loved every second of it. More » -
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Mickey Rourke & Courtney Love: New Couple?
- Ladies and gentlemen: Mickey Rourke is reportedly dating Courtney Love, and has been for a few weeks. Somehow this makes perfect sense. [Telegraph]
