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more about #willsmith Treeless: An inventory of Frances' lies: 1) I am not trying to escape. 2) You look sober in that dress. 3) Really, I'm not trying to escape. more » AppleBrownBettyComingThrough: Poor FBC. I do not envy her path. Toxic moms are so hard. You know they're crazy and bad for you, yet you crave the mommy. Hell, not even the mommy... more » avec_accent: Dear Frances, My mummy is lovely. Wanna share? She'll make us delicious dutch apple cake and send us links to funny online cartoons. Deal? more » szuperremek: So I said yesterday that I didn't get why Courtney lost custody of Frances... and needless to say, now I get it. I want to say that she's ranting on ... more » sassenach: Love obviously has serious mental problems; I hope she can get help. Alanis seems to have confused being bummed out with [clinical] depression. Runnin... more » LucilleMcGillicuddy: I am officially not longer at all amused by Courtney Love. She was sort of good theater for a while but now, no. I'm out. more » Scout: Courtney Love Cobain perez you know what YOUR lawyer saud? to a client? "if shed just give in and sell rest for 15 million all of this would dissapea... more » MargaretMoony: OMG, poor Frances Bean. If my mother did that I'd...well, I actually don't know what I'd do but I think it would be pretty drastic. So, RUN Frances... more » AgainWithFeeling: What is Frances' "wonder bread side", and does everybody have one? more » pesematology: Courtney Love needs a psychiatric evaluation pronto. more » OneBigPear: I had to fix Wilford's response. Q: What do you do when you come to New York? Wilford Brimley: "Well, we eat good food in good restaurants. You've go... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Courtney Love, Jon Gosselin, and Michael Lohan items all in a row? I now have the urge to send my parents a giant bouquet of flowers. Huh. more » Diziet_Sma: Did Courtney Love just blame Francis for her father's suicide? Wow. You know, I always thought she was a mean narcissist, but I had a little sympathy,... more » sanssoucis321: Jeez. Poor Bean. I'm amazed that she's turned out seemingly normal and with a decent head on her shoulders, what with Courtney McCrazyNutcasePants Lov... more » laurasaurus: As a proud Simon's Rock graduate, I have to say, this is definitely the best shout-out my alma mater has probably ever received. more » erinna: Yet another reason why I must insist that Facebook adds a breathalyzer app, posting while intoxicated is a very dangerous habit more » GirlFailer: I am offering a plausible translation of Courtney's ramblings from above. Frankly the whole thing disgusts me. My daughter is not always honest, and... more » Snacky_Onassis: Did anyone ever stop to consider that maybe Frances is a deceptive person and a liar? Haha, just kidding, Courtney is nuts. more » Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Oh Courtney. You make it very very hard to be on your side. Perhaps a spell of vipassana meditation. You know, that kind where you don't say anythi... more » lowkeylo: I think this Courtney Love debacle is a perfect example of a parent seeing herself in the role of a "friend" instead of a "parent." I mean, a "friend... more » -
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Courtney Attacks Frances On Facebook; Jon's Broke But Won't Get A Job
- Courtney Love, who recently lost custody of Frances Bean Cobain, posted two incoherent rants on her Facebook page today, bashing Kurt Cobain's family and her 17-year-old daughter. She says Frances "was deceptive she lied and shes lying to herself."
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Pretty Woman Makes Money; Sephora Soon To Hit Vending Machines
- Julia Roberts will become a face of Lancôme, appearing in ads beginning early next year. Roberts earns up to $20 million per film, and could realize a similar amount from her first major beauty contract; the company won't say. [WWD]
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Marilyn And Evan's Troubling Reunion; Did Tiger Pay His Mistress To Keep Quiet?
- Marilyn Manson revealed in an interview that he and Evan Rachel Wood are back together. Evan — When a guy violently beats and murders your look-alike in a music video, that's a deal breaker.
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John Mayer Kisses Boy, Likes It; Ryan Left Out Of Farrah's Will
- John Mayer went to a gay club in Palm Springs on Saturday night. According to an eyewitness, a man approached him and "planted a big kiss right on his lips – and John seemed to enjoy it!"
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Marilyn Murders Evan Look-Alike In Video; Pete Campbell Cried At Co-Star's Weddings
- Maybe all those hysterical parents were right about Marilyn Manson. In his latest video he violently beats a woman who looks like his ex-girlfriend Evan Rachel Wood, then leaves her bloody, dead body in a bathtub.
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More Arrests In Lindsay Burglary; Cross Snorted Coke In Front Of Obama
- The LAPD has arrested four women in connection with break-ins at Lindsay Lohan and Audrina Patridge's homes.
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Mischa Barton On Drugs; Prince Flying High
- According to this report, Mischa Barton was taken from her home last week because she was so high on coke friends were afraid she was going to kill herself. [NY Post]
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"Lovelorn" Jen Aniston Throwing Herself At Gerard Butler?
- This report calls Jennifer Aniston "lovelorn" and "notoriously unlucky-in-love" but explains that she has "set her sights" on Gerard Butler, which is "cause for renewed optimism." What does all this really mean? It's simple:
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Sam Begs Lindsay To Get Help, Roger Federer Weds
- A source claims that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are still talking after their breakup late last week, but that Sam has "begged Lindsay to get help." Lohan is reportedly "heartbroken" over the split. [People]
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Lindsay Lohan's Fashion Week Will Be Totally Sick
Lindsay Lohan is in New York for Fashion Week, but she is keeping it low-key: More » -
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Mickey Rourke & Courtney Love: New Couple?
- Ladies and gentlemen: Mickey Rourke is reportedly dating Courtney Love, and has been for a few weeks. Somehow this makes perfect sense. [Telegraph]
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Marc Anthony & Jennifer Lopez: Domestic Violence?
- Has the fighting between Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony has turned physical? Yes, according to Star.
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Lindsay's Moving Out; Drew And Cameron Are On The Outs
- Lindsay Lohan says her relationship with Samantha Ronson is still going strong. So strong, that she's moving out of their house. [Perez Hilton]
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Tom Cruise Talks About All His Children On The View
On The View today, Tom Cruise seemed almost too normal, like he may have been thinking, "how would a guy who doesn't jump on couches answer that?" during his entire visit. More » -
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Katy Perry And Travis McCoy: Once Hot, Now Cold
- Katy Perry and fiance Travis McCoy have called it quits. McCoy announced the breakup by posting this statement on his website: "My Laptop is my new b–. LOYAL. LISTENS. and NEVER LET'S ME DOWN." [People]
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Lindsay Lohan And Samantha Ronson Cry The Friendly Skies
- Lindsay and Sam rang in 2009 with yet another tear-drenched fight, this time at Miami International Airport. Linds was so inconsolable on the plane that she was asked if she'd like to disembark.
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Oprah Is PETA's Person Of The Year
- Oprah Winfrey has been selected as this year's "Person of the Year" by PETA, for using her various media outlets to give "powerful voice to defend those without one." Maybe next year, Lindsay! [People]
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Seven Pounds Is "A Present Best Left Unopened"
The newest Will Smith/Gabriele Muccino collaboration, Seven Pounds, stars Smith as a do-gooding IRS agent. Are the critics' opinions of the film as mysterious and surprising as the plot? As always, after the jump.
