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more about #williamhmacy more comments → Maulleigh: I was thinking just today how effing cool it would be if Michelle Obama had only female secret service attend her and the girls. more » AllieCaulfield: If there was anyone born to have their own reality show, it's Courtney Love...of course it would be horrifying, but never boring. more » par3: i'm preparing to avenge the rabbit's death. this story really pissed me off, bc it is the most awful, dick thing to do to any animal. if this story is... more » lilbobbytables: The designer also claims Courtney Love called her an "asswipe nasty lying hosebag thief" I don't see what the big deal is. That's how I greet my boss ... more » morninggloria: Who are the celebrity Ghostwriters? Jamal's dead grandfather who was awakened from a book in the basement when Jamal and his grandma were doing some c... more » Kivrin: Shameful confession: Last night I decided to watch Twilight. Fiancé is out of town, I was on the couch with the pupster and a box of Domino's cheesy ... more » morninggloria: Words cannot express how much I love T.I. His music is by far the greatest strutting soundtrack that has ever or will ever be made. Plus I sort of wan... more » gangey: I appreciate William H Macy's sentiment, but would love to point out to him that not all new parents are movie stars or wealthy enough to pay a babysi... more » Mkp-hearts-NYC: Wait - is killing a rabbit really illegal? Creepy and mean, sure, but ... illegal? more » morninggloria: Say what you will about Madonna being an egomaniacal histrionic with a messiah complex, but David, her adopted child, is so fucking cute he makes my F... more » mollymoxie: I'm mind is running wild pondering what Courtney Love would buy on Etsy.... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I think it is kinda cool that a celebrity is wearing stuff from an Etsy designer. Now if she would only pay for it. The people who sell through Etsy... more » whatsername: Maybe Robert Pattinson's costars would also like him and his smelly self to get a job where he's shut off from everybody. more » vamusical: What did the Etsy lady do to Courtney Love, jab her with a knitting needle? Create a festive collage of her prescription meds? more » graciousplum: Method Man, did you just admit to being high for 7 years straight? .... more » -
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Madonna: Goodbye Jesus, Hello New Kid
- Madonna and Jesus have broken up, if you believe that she Twitters, which this paper does. Meanwhile, she's allegedly on her way to Malawi to adopt another kid. [Daily Mail]
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Felicity Huffman Thinks Jeremy Piven's Poison Story Is Fishy
Last night on David Letterman's show, Felicity Huffman talked about hubby William H. Macy replacing Jeremy Piven in Speed-The-Plow. Her attitude was one of bemusement: More » -
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Meryl Streep On 30 Rock? Mamma Mia!
- Meryl Streep was giddy after winning her SAG award, so Alec Baldwin asked her if she'd be on 30 Rock. She said yes! [Gatecrasher]
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Emily Blunt And John Krasinski Are Truly Adorable
- Emily Blunt and John Krasinski: totally sitting in a tree, kissing and whatevs. Perez suggests "Bluntinski" as their celeb couple nickname, but we feel we can do better! How about Krunt? Or EmJo? [Perez]
