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more about #williambalfour Kivrin: The next time DMX utters the phrase "get at me dog," I hope an actual dog mauls the hell out of his animal-abusing ass. more » BabyJane: Chris Angel is taken? Thank god that Mystery is still out there...am I right ladies? more » Kivrin: Thinking of Diddy as a black James Bond is cracking my shit UP. I just keep picturing him in the hot tub in the "Big Poppa" video: "Shit, we can do th... more » heykoukla: Is P Diddy the most humourless man ever to walk the face of the earth? more » Kivrin: Henceforth, I propose that all possessive pronouns be incorporated into the MySpace brandname (i.e., released an mp3 on their MySpace = released an mp... more » dirtybee: The Queen is a Zeppelin Fan? more » dirtybee: I thought Mariah already did a movie about her life - it was called Glitter and it was baaaaaad more » NefariousNewt: I think if I were Neil Patrick Harris, I might go straight for Michelle Williams. more » NefariousNewt: I'm still wondering on what part on I-91 in VT was Matt Dillon going over a 100 MPH? It's not exactly the Trans-Canada Highway or the Bonneville Salt ... more » TheUptightMidwesterner: My predictions for 2009: Angelina Jolie will keep her talon-like grip on the gossip media, no matter what she does or does not do. Ryan Gosling will n... more » pantsless economist...access RESTORED: 106 mph???!!! that is just asking for a night in jail. more » skittlbrau: Oh Holly... back away from the rebound man and don't marry him. more » t_racy: ha! doug wilson was arrested in my hometown of decatur, IL. i was just there. more » Khrushchev: Oh, Dr.cuteasabutton.who, I am laughing so hard at your Dane Cook joke. more » cuteasabutton: Apparently Dane Cook's brother forged his signature and made cheques out to himself to the value of $3 million. Probably not that hard to do when your... more » NefariousNewt: Jessica Simpson rushed to the side of her injured beau, Tony Romo, after he collapsed in the shower of his team's locker room after the game on Sunday... more » BlondeGrlz: I bet Doug Wilson has his prison cell painted red and black with bright green accents before long. more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Hmm, actually the psychic (who is probably still an idiot) is not predicting Michelle Williams will wed Neil Patrick Harris. The actual prediction was... more » NefariousNewt: I know respectfully return the title "Lord of the Dance" to Michael Flatley, now that he's feeling better. more » Khrushchev: Maria deserves to have this job, maybe even seven more jobs, for including an On Golden Pond item in Dirt Bag. That is awesome. Maria, I love you. more » -
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Tina Fey & Sarah Silverman: Comedy Catfight?
- A stupid psychic has made some predictions for 2009: Michelle Williams will wed Neil Patrick Harris, Jen and Angelina will co-star in a movie and Tina Fey will fight Sarah Silverman. [Page Six]
