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more about #william more comments → sweetnsassy2: The way she introduces celebrities is like the number 1 reason Oprah annoys the shit out of me. Which makes this compiliation=awesomeness more » freewrite: Thank you, JEZEBEEEEELLLLLLLLL! more » LatestBy: This is art. more » Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: I always thought Debra Wilson from MadTV did a wonderful job of imitating the Oprah yell. Also, the amount of hairstyles she's had is astounding. Re... more » Snowbunny: I love that. It just shows that no matter how famous she got she still was excited to meet other famous people. more » Penny: I am at the airport, flight is late, and I just told my boyfriend "I am going to LOVE this." Yeah, I loved it. more » femme-bot: When does she introduce LIZZZZZZ LEEEEEEEEEEMONNNNNNN!!? more » wishing upon: I borrow my mom's Oprah Show 20th anniversary DVD occasionally, and I gotta say, it's better than a damn self-help book. I'm gonna miss you Oprah! more » beautifullittlefool: can we talk about the sweater she is wearing in the tom cruise 1988 bit? and by talk, i mean, holy f-ing best sweater evvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeerrr.... more » RousseMacabre: Best thing about the Oprah Show. LLLIIIIIIIIIZZ LLLEEEMMMOONNN!!! more » kookla: I totally bit Oprah's style and whenever I run into friends or they call me on the phone, I'll be like, "OH MY GOD, IT'S JAAAAAAAANEE DOOOOOOOOOOEEEE!... more » Anna: We linked to it above but I have to reiterate that this is the funniest Oprah montage ever: [jezebel.com] more » lobstr: Awesome compilation! Though, wifers and I were watching the Palin episode last night and I noted how her intro was not anything like above.. it was th... more » TexasCrude: Now that her show is going off the air, where, oh where, will Oprah continuously interrupt people to talk about her dogs? more » this_charming_one: There should be an iPhone app where you record your name and then have a playback of Oprah screaming it like in the videos. Hey, there's an app to so... more » -
#clips
Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
Television will never be the same after Oprah goes off the air in 2011. If we had a "Favorite Things" list about O, in the top spot would be the way the talk-show host introduces celebrity guests. Mashup at left. More » -
#dirtbag
John Travolta To Testify Today; Jaclyn Smith Is Alive & Well
- John Travolta allegedly refused medical help after his son Jett suffered a seizure — which is why the paramedics in the Bahamas were trying to blackmail him.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Michael's Mother Files For Custody Of Kids; Diane Keaton Treated For Head Injury
- Katherine Jackson, Michael Jackson's mother, has filed a petition in court seeking legal guardianship of Jackson's three children, but the Jackson family thinks Debbie Rowe may try to get custody of her two children.
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#dirtbag
Obama Ladies Catch Beyoncé; Perez Apologizes
- Michelle Obama and "first tweens" Malia and Sasha skipped the health care talk President Obama gave on ABC last night and went to a Beyoncé concert instead.
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#perezpeeve
Why Does Perez Hilton Get A Pass On Misogyny?
Everyone from Jezebel contributor Rich Juzwiak to GLAAD is taking Perez Hilton to task for calling Will.I.Am a "faggot" — and well they should. But where has this outrage been over the years that Perez has spent crudely slamming women?
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#dirtbag
Stars Slam Perez Hilton; Ed McMahon Dead At Age Of 86
- As mentioned yesterday, after Perez Hilton insulted Fergie, Perez and Will.I.Am had a confrontation in which Perez said:
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#dirtbagafterdark
Lindsay Told To Quiet Down; Ryan & Farrah Will Marry
- The police were called to Lindsay Lohan's home at about 4 a.m. yesterday after her neighbors complained that she was playing loud music. She was ticketed for being excessively noisy. [TMZ]
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#dirtbag
Lonely Aniston Still In Touch With Mayer; Will.I.Am Assaults Perez Hilton?
- According to this report, Jennifer Aniston is "struggling" to stay away from John Mayer:
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#dirtbagafterdark
Robert Pattinson Hit By A Car While Running From Fans; Jon And Kate Gosselin Are Divorcing
- Robert Pattinson was grazed by a taxi cab in New York while running across the street to get away from hysterical fans. The cab only hit him in the hip and he was uninjured.
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#foreignaffairs
Burmese Activist Charged After Visit By "Wretched American"
Aung San Suu Kyi, Burmese pro-democracy leader and Nobel Peace Prize laureate, was charged today with violating the terms of her house arrest after an American man snuck into her house uninvited. More »
