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more about #willferrell Highsmith: Wow. If that's true about Elin Nordgren, it gives some credence to the people who say that marriage is a form of legalized prostitution. more » FrannyR: I don't think it's the gay that keeps Rupert Everett from landing any good roles, I think it's the AWFUL plastic surgery he's had lately. [gofugyourse... more » Snowbunny: RE Will Ferrell: I hope you see a lot of Ron Burgundy in me sometime in the future. What can I say; 60% of the time it works every time. more » Snowbunny: I've been having a rough week at school and with holiday shopping and all, well, I would really like somebody to place me on house arrest. Just like ... more » SUNNY1: From the Us Weekly article: "Jolie, snacking on tomatoes, spoke with Farmiga about wearing fur and its brutality. " Why does this make me laugh so ha... more » CynicalPink: This just in: Wealthy and powerful man has affair with younger, rather foolish woman. Film at 11. What else is new more » EndangeredRed: Gloria Allred, can't you read the sign? "Don't feed the paparazzi!" more » Questioning Everything: So Teresa Giudice of Jersey Housewife fame somehow thinks that she an expert on exhibiting proper etiquette and manners? Okay..."Prostitution Whore"! more » that's what she said: 1. This might be the first time my boyfriend's wealthy, conservative, golf-playing father has EVER known more about a celebrity scandal than I have. I... more » jen002: I think Sara Rue is perfect as she is. I has total girl crush. more » logruszed: As screwed up as cheating is, if I were called and told "You know who this is because you're fucking my husband" I would still want to say "I'm sorry,... more » lpiro: Rupert Everett's quote makes me sad. I have always scorned blind items about closeted gay actors with the opinion that nobody cares and it wouldnt mat... more » LBB: Noooo, Lily, come back, we need your cheeky lyrics D: more » georgina: My aunt lives in the same neighborhood as Tiger & she said it has been total chaos since this all started. No press can get in the neighborhood, but a... more » IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: I could totally see Simon Cowell yelling "Hey everyone, come and see how good I look!". more » pestified wants-a-Bush-tribunal: Hmm, care and feeding of trophy wife- sprinkle with cash. I'm still mulling over the domestic violence double standard. Does she now have to pay Tiger... more » TransFat: I've made that call...it's even less fun than you would imagine. I can't speak for Elin, but even though you do blame your SO(B), your masochistic sid... more » tallgirl-in-heels: I want John Legend to give me a hug. more » PilgrimSoul: I feel bad for Sara Rue. Obvs I know nothing about her health or anything, but the yoyo-ing of her weight suggests something's amiss. I'm not lookin... more » CherriSpryte: Every time people refer to Tiger Woods as "Tiger", this pops into my head. more » -
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Elin Stands By Tiger (And Fortune); Lohan Badmouths Gosselin In TLC Deposition
- Elin Nordgren isn't leaving Tiger Woods, but she is revising their prenup. A source claims she's "being paid a hefty seven-figure amount - immediately transferred into an account she alone controls - to stick with her husband."
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Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
- Amy Winehouse was supposedly in the hospital because she was sick, but now her dad says:
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"Then I Said, 'Milk Was A Bad Choice.'"
[Los Angeles, November 11. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
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Miley Fan Threatens To Eat Own Cat; Lindsay's Dad Predicts Her Death
- Ready for a mega-eyeroll? A "fan" is threatening to kill her cat, Fuzzy, and eat the animal unless Miley Cyrus reopens her Twitter account. The girl says:
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Justin & Jess Still On; Natalie Portman Is Team Polanski
- Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel: Photographed holding hands on Monday. A source says they've been vacationing together in Santa Barbara; As for Justin and Rihanna?
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John Travolta To Testify Today; Jaclyn Smith Is Alive & Well
- John Travolta allegedly refused medical help after his son Jett suffered a seizure — which is why the paramedics in the Bahamas were trying to blackmail him.
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Fran Does Skin Care; Unretouched Shots Of Gisele Emerge
- Fran Drescher is launching a skincare line — called FranBrand — this fall on HSN. The products are organic and paraben-free, because, as Drescher puts it, "Women are schmearing stuff on their décolleté, wondering why we're all getting breast cancer..."
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Katie And Tom Try To Be "Media Friendly," Brad And Angelina Sleep In Separate Houses
- Katie Holmes is fed up with the speculation that her marriage to Tom Cruise is in trouble, and has started speaking out. A source claims the couple is trying to be more "media friendly." [DailyExpress]
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Will, Jorma, Danny And Anna Enter The Land Of The Lost
[Los Angeles, May 30. Image via Getty.]
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Adam Lambert To (Maybe) Come Out; Aniston & Mayer Back On?
- American Idol runner-up Adam Glambert has been vague about his sexuality, but a source says:
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Live From Jezebel, It's Saturday Night!
Tonight is the season finale of SNL, and our host will be Will Ferrell, which means there should be some pretty decent skits (and perhaps a round of Celebrity Jeopardy). Let's all watch together. -
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Rihanna May Get Glossy; Kiefer Sutherland "Was Really Drunk"
- Rihanna was the big show-stopper at the Met Ball: Celebs cheered when she took the stage to perform. And! At an after-party, guess who RiRi was in deep convo with?
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Oksanas Confirm And Deny Mel Gibson Affair; Hulk Hogan On Ex-Wife: "I Totally Understand O.J."
- Both Mel Gibson and Russian classical pianist Oksana Kolesnikova deny that they're having an affair. She insists she's "happily married" and four months pregnant with her husband's child. As for the other Oksana ... [TMZ]
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Gisele, Tom, & Pups Tie The Knot In High Fashion
- Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady were wed yesterday in Santa Monica. The bride wore Dolce & Gabbana, and so did her three dogs. [Us Magazine]
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Jennifer Lopez: Better Late Than Never?
- Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony had trouble getting into the Neighborhood Ball last night, because they were late. You gotta get there before the President! [Page Six]
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Bristol Palin Will Have A Baby Boy!
- The country's most famous teen mom, Bristol Palin, will have a boy around December 20th with fiance Levi Johnston. The as-yet-unnamed kiddie already killed a moose with his bare hands in utero. [Page Six]
