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more about #willemdafoe kookla: That clip of the bouncers from 40/40 has upset my entire day. I hate violence in any form and that was just savage. Makes me sad for humanity. more » MichelinG: This 'unsexiest' stuff needs to stop. It's mean spirited, it's pointless, and it's superficial. Especially if John C. Reilly and Phillip Seymour Hoff... more » doodley is not amused: Annie Tortelli is teaching Jennifer Aniston yoga? more » BetteD: Alec Baldwin did an interview in this month's Elle Magazine that is almost worth buying the thing for. I kind of fell in love with him again reading it. more » HereComesMyBaby: Argh, I hate it when people refer to yoga as a "workout." more » noisy doll: why would you think that giving your girlfriend's super conservative dad your confessional book about drugs and hookers is a good idea? I mean, I'm no... more » Hooplehead: @kellybones: His character acting work has been really interesting and varied. He has been in some great projects. He has also worked more steadily... more » kellybones: jeez, alec baldwin is breaking my heart with all these comments about his failed acting career. can't he reprioritize and start thinking that being in... more » susanstohelit: Fuck you ABC, for pandering to a homophobic audience. more » bananaballs: Hey, Yoga People. Can you explain to me what doing yoga 5 times a week will do for your body? Does it really make you that toned and fit? I like it... more » sportz.star: Nicole Richie was awesome on Chuck. I'd DVR her sitcom. more » KatieBLV: Dear Hollywood - Why on earth would you remake the Karate Kid? We don't need or want it. The original is good enough. We also hate your special effect... more » Hooplehead: Poor Tom Petty. That story makes me sad. OTOH, it is kind of awesome that so many more people are OK with talking about the DV that happened in thei... more » sybann: I'll tell you what I've done for my yoga instructor - hit the mute button so I can stand him. Wii Fit. 'Nuff said? more » 18thfloor: I kind of love Nicole Richie. There I said it! The Simple Life was terrible, but she was pretty funny, especially compared to Ms. Hilton. She seems li... more » PaigeTurner: i'm guessing jen's favorite postures are downward-facing brad and angelina's corpse. more » DutchessOfDork: If theres no Mr. Miyagi, then you don't have the Karate Kid :P more » funzette: A girlfriend of mine worked for a sports team in Europe. While the league certainly wasn't major, and the guys weren't making a ton of money, she cou... more » HannahBethD: Thank you, Dodai, for including quotes from my two biggest aging rocker crushes: Springsteen and Petty! And now 'American Girl' is stuck in my head. more » amazoncowgirl: Am I alone in wishing Hermione really did play the field? By the end of book seven I kind of thought that Ron was a bit of a dick. She deserved better. more » -
#dirtbag
Nicole Richie Gets A Sitcom; Jake's Luggage Leaves Reese's House
- Remember when Nicole Richie was on The Simple Life? She's planning on returning to primetime TV — this time in a scripted comedy.
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#criticalmass
Critics Are Wild About Fantastic Mr. Fox
Critics have been increasingly disenchanted with Wes Anderson's films, but in Fantastic Mr. Fox, painstakingly slow stop-motion animation allowed him to create his signature storybook feel, while also allowing George Clooney and Meryl Streep to turn in lively performances. More » -
#leftover
Willem's Ass "Unlikely To Cause Sexual Excitement" • Malia: "I Just Like Having Knowledge"
• The British Ad Standards Authority have decided to go ahead and give this ad for Lars von Trier's new film Antichrist a pass because even though it shows a little naked ass, they don't find it particularly arousing. • More » -
#dirtbag
Rihanna Speaks; Angie Shops Stella For Gap
- In an exclusive interview with Glamour, Rihanna discusses the year she's had: "I went to sleep as Rihanna and woke up as Britney Spears." She also talks about the picture released by cops:
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#dirtbagafterdark
Lindsay Headed To India; Are Jude And Sienna Back On?
- Has Lindsay Lohan turned over a new leaf? She says she's "going to India soon, before Thanksgiving hopefully," to film a BBC documentary on the trafficking of women and children.
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#filmschooled
Genital Mutilation, Violence, And Misogyny In Von Trier's Antichrist
When Lars von Trier's new film Antichrist screened at Cannes, it was met with whistles, boos, and horrified laughter. It's obviously and blatantly offensive. But, as a profile of von Trier in Sunday's New York Times asks, is it misogynist? More » -
#dirtbag
Mischa Barton On Drugs; Prince Flying High
- According to this report, Mischa Barton was taken from her home last week because she was so high on coke friends were afraid she was going to kill herself. [NY Post]
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#dirtbag
Jesus & Madonna "Just Friends"; Kiefer & Jack Put Headbutt Behind Them
- Jesus Luz went on a Brazilian TV program, Fantastico, and said of Madonna: "She is my friend, only my friend." Hmm. Wow. Okay. He also said:
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#justdontevenreadthis
Spoiler (Of Movie, Lunch, Life) Alert
If your jaded psyche wasn't scarred by this or this, read what Charlotte Gainsbourg does to Willem Dafoe's genitals in the upcoming Antichrist — then crawl into a corner and weep. [New York]
