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more about #willarnett more comments → IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: Yeah, like the guy in the $4000 suit wants to push a pram, Come on! more » cocobanal: When do you think they'll notice the baby's missing? more » jfwlucy: Proof that Twilight is a bad influence on kids: A girl was hospitalized after fighting with another girl over the last Robert Pattinson poster at a gi... more » Magister: Courteney Cox and David Arquette are executive producers of Cougar Town along with Bill Lawrence, who is married to co-star Christa Miller. Consideri... more » SwirlGirl: That's weird. I would pay $120,000 to WATCH a blind date between Courtney Love and Bill Clinton. But I'd put it on the uranium card-better cashback ... more » Elaken: The Nicolas Cage story makes me oddly sad. I always wonder who is at fault when it comes to things like this. Clearly the celebrity has to have some... more » SUNNY1: Good God. Lindsay Lohan's life is like that episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia when they wanted to have an intervention for an alcoholic. I... more » cand86: I adore Eddie Izzard so much . . . who else is really, really, ridiculously excited about the documentary about him that's coming out? #lindsaylohan more » rocknrollunicorn: All this Lindsay and Michael Jackson business was really getting me down. Christina Ricci's succinct summary of the glory that is Lady Gaga cheered me... more » kookla: I know we're not supposed to snark on appearances, but I just want to hold Lindsay down and force a dollop of Frizz-Ease® into her hair. I swear by i... more » BetteD: The most unbelievable part of this whole DB is that Courtney Cox would eat a ham and cheese for lunch. #lindsaylohan more » rd2uk: Is Siena Millers sister actually commenting on Jude Laws actions with reference to being back together with Siena? Can someone remind her that Siena w... more » IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: Oh Katy I know you've heard of Autotune. Now anyone can be a singer. #lindsaylohan more » SomeAuthorGirl: In Prattlandia, words and thoughts do not exist unless they are Tweeted to more than a few thousand followers. I find that tragic. #lindsaylohan more » sailorsong: Maybe having an intervention at a party is not the best idea. #lindsaylohan more » -
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Lindsay Escapes Another Intervention; Dad In Jackson Molestation Case Commits Suicide
- Last week Lindsay Lohan ran when her ex Courtenay Semel confronted her about rehab. At a party this weekend her friends tried again, but Lindsay, "kept moving from room to room... She was clearly hyped-up on more than just booze."
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#really
Amy Poehler On Will Arnett: "I Can Hit That Whenever I Want"
Here's a love scene we'd like to see: Last night, Amy Poehler told Jay Leno that she'd rather film a sex scene with Will Ferrell than her hubby—because "that's boring"—with William Shatner narrating, and Wil.I.Am on vocals. -
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Macaulay Rumored To Be Blanket's Dad; Heidi Montag Ready For Baby
- Well here's one we haven't heard before: A source claims that Macaulay Culkin is Blanket Jackson's father. [The Sun]
- Also: Prince Michael Malachi Jet Jackson, 24, claims Michael Jackson is his dad. [TMZ]
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#clips
Amy Poehler Gushes About Historic Meeting With Barack Obama
On Friday night, a giddy Amy Poehler told David Letterman about trying, and failing, to act cool around the President at the WHCD. But everything changed the next day when Obama bestowed upon her his greatest honor: the Presidential fist-bump. More » -
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Will Arnett's Dramatic Reading Of Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret
Will Arnett was on Late Night last night, where he did a dramatic reading from a passage of Judy Blume's coming-of-age classic Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret. Praying for boobs sounds scarier when he does it. -
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Kiefer Attack "Vicious, Violent, Unprovoked"; Carrie Prejean Caught In A Lie
- It's unclear why Kiefer Sutherland allegedly headbutted fashion designer Jack McCollough. Some say McCollough bumped into Brooke Shields, but his rep says, "he was the victim of a vicious, violent, unprovoked assault." [People]
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#dirtbag
Kate Winslet's Terrorist & Body Issues
- Why do Kate Winslet and husband Sam Mendes usually fly on separate planes?
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#dirtbag
Jen Celebrates Christmas By Beating Brad At The Box Office
- Jennifer Aniston's film, Marley and Me set a Christmas Day box office record, bringing in 14.8 million dollars. Her ex-husband Brad Pitt's The Curious Case of Benjamin Button came in second with 11.8 million. [People]
