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more about #wifeswap logruszed: I'll admit to not really following this, but if these people are being attacked for perpetrating a hoax, why isn't the news media being prosecuted for... more » BraveLittleToaster: Every adult on Wife Swap is, um, kinda crazy. #balloonboywifeswap more » Poodle_Heart: what can we do to get this much media for homeless kids, poor kids, sick kids, kids who, you know, need help? #balloonboywifeswap more » JinxyMcDeath: I'm just glad that they only people who know my dad is crazy are the people I choose to tell...specifically, very close friends of mine. Having the... more » tankearae: I think its worth mentioning that the swap between the Silver family and the Heene family was engineered because they were two of the more "memorable"... more » morninggloria: ... at least it's not more Jon Gosselin. I prefer Richard Heene's mad scientist act to Jon Gosselin's douchebag ballet in four hundred acts any day o... more » hortense: This woman has been in front of the camera since this story broke, giving her psychic readings or what have you of the case. Her credibility as a Wif... more » BuffySummers: I hate feeling like we are being the worst kind of enablers right now. He endangered the welfare of his children (emotionally if not physically) and w... more » SmallbutMighty: erm, it's Wife Swap. EVERYONE is "kinda crazy" on that show. #balloonboywifeswap more » colormeroutine: Is it considered child abuse to let your child rock such ill-advised facial hair? Because it should be But jokes aside, the Heenes are epically distur... more » cirocco: All I ever learned from YouTube comments is that I am apparently a fag. No, U R a faggit NO U!! hahah lol Etc., ad nauseum. Literally, in Falc... more » Dvora: The dad seems like a real piece of work, and I feel bad for his family. But I have to say I'm a little amused at how old school his misogyny is. Ranti... more » JinxyMcDeath: Something in the milk ain't clean...and these parents (or parent) should be prosecuted for whatever bullshit they're trying to spew. #balloonboy more » BabyJane: If Richard Heene were my father, I'd puke too. #balloonboy more » Ginmar Rienne: He said he's glad 'his wife is Japanese'? I smell mail-order bride and MRA. A 'bitchmeter' and violence? Yeah, great, this guy's got more than proble... more » JessickerFletcher: This "situation" has quickly gone from heartbreaking and nerve-wracking to full OJ: complete with televised chase gripping the nation and stunningly ... more » quatrevingtquatre: It's not their fault, but those little boys are not "energetic," and I don't find their unruliness refreshing. They are completely undisciplined and d... more » colormeroutine: "All you need is a dad who's willing to let America watch you vomit." Wasn't this pretty much the premise of America's Funniest Home Videos? #balloonboy more » morninggloria: Honey, I Told The Kid To Hide in the Garage While I Flew My Experimental Balloon Over Colorado and Then Told The Media That Our Son Was In The Balloon... more » o-line: Sorry, Mr. Heene, America can only have one internet celebrity from Wife Swap, and that is King Curtis, bacon lover and runaway scamp. #balloonboy more » -
#balloonboy
Wife Swap Partners: Richard Heene "Abusive"; Mayumi "Kinda Crazy"
Last night, Sheree Silver and her 15-year-old son Andrew—who appeared on Wife Swap earlier this year with the Heene family—spoke about their experiences with Balloon Family on Larry King Live. Andrew said, "Mayumi was, um, kinda crazy?" More » -
#boyinamediabubble
It's Official: Balloon Boy Not Ready For His Closeup
As his unfortunate appearance on TV this morning made clear, Falcon Heene is not the most willing participant in the story of his balloon non-flight. And if his dad is in fact a fame-whore, he really sucks at it. More » -
#missing
Wayward Balloon Lands; No Sign Of Six-Year-Old Boy
Six-year-old Falcon Heene was believed to be trapped inside his parents' experimental balloon—which soared 10,000 feet in the air over Colorado this afternoon—but the balloon landed, and he was not inside. Updates and videos, after the jump. More » -
#wifeswap
The Treachery Of Stolen Images
Two armed robbers stole a Magritte painting, titled "Olympia," from a small museum in Brussels around 10 a.m. this morning. The 1948 nude is a portrait of Magritte's wife, and is valued at around $1.1 million. [NYT, Telegraph] -
#baconorbust
The Gentleman Wants His Bacon!
In this ridiculous and hilarious clip from ABC's Wife Swap, a young man completely flips out after his stand-in mother, making new rules for how the family eats, casts bacon out of the household. Clip at left/above. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Chastity Bono Is Transgender; Real Housewife Of NJ Welcomes Baby
- A rep for Chastity Bono—the child of Sonny and Cher—confirms that Bono is in the initial stages of transitioning from female to male.
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#theyearthatwas
20 Best Reality TV Show Moments Of 2008
From ANTM's menstrual cramps, to Bobby Brown's farts, to drunk women urinating on couches, we bring you the 20 Best (meaning, sometimes horrifying) Reality TV Show Moments of 2008.
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