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more about #whattoexpectwhenyoureexpecting more comments → cupscake: i didn't even like the idea of showing my bare pregnant belly! more » jeepgirl: That catcher's mitt (second picture) is going to come in handy in the ninth month. more » Diet.Coke.: this is the best thing ever. i would get starry night. more » Maritsa: The picture with the headphones reminded me of the Kool-Aid man, and the fact that my sister wanted to go as him for Halloween when she was pregnant. ... more » Raspberry Swirly: Am I the only one that thinks these are kind of adorable? I approve of the smiley face, the dragon, and that awesome Seuss fish. more » I'm Chuck Bass: The picture of Mr. Met among all the bellies absolutely KILLS ME. Oh man, that's awesome. more » haguenite: As a general rule, I'd say no to belly painting. But this Orange Babies ad will never not be awesome: Translation: You are expected. But what can you ... more » brinkswomanship: In the first pic I'm seeing: Nemo, the fish from the Cat in the Hat, and one of the Shark Tale fish, voiced by... Angelina Jolie? Renee Zellweger? more » TheFormerJuneBronson: Oh, this is only for cute pregnant women. I am the opposite of cute when I'm pregnant. more » sympathyforthebasementcat: It would be awesome if someone painted a bloody, gaping hole with an evil alien crawling through it. more » morninggloria: A punk pregnant woman could write "I LOVE TO FUCK" on her stretched out stomach. more » CurtCole: If that one girl names her kid Nemo, we should have him taken away from her. more » hatepaperdoll: I can tell you right now that when you draw a smiley face and put headphones on your ass, no one thinks it's cute. And they ask you to leave the rehea... more » AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: In the one of the baby, what the heck is going on with the kid's shoulder? Also, I'm deeply disturbed and I cannot quite articulate why. more » dreamweave: We started the day with impassioned defenses of a woman's right to not want to use her breasts for her baby, but artwork on the belly is apparently a ... more » -
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Behold: The Best/Worst/Back to Best Maternity Trend Ever
Quoth the Daily Mail, "for some, the best way to commemorate the experience of pregnancy is with a painted belly." Just for you, a gallery of this new art form - with analysis. More »
